Original Posted On Feb. 2, 2024
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Kyuubi99: Yeah, he was there.
Guest: I hope so too, thank you.
StrongGuy159: Why? I wanna know.
Rick: I am kinda disappointed in a way.
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Guest: Thank you for the support.
MichaelTheFox: Why would I forget Sir Pentious?
ShadowBloodedge9396: hahaha, we shall see what happens together.
Fenris Silverblood: No… not really, since Charlie really doesn't know anything about Marchosias.
Jebest4781: Oh, don't worry.
MisterWriter1994: I won't forget Lucifer.
DaftMerc39: With the weapons they have, it would have been embarrassing if they lost. I know, Charlie loves children, and Vaggie finds her adorable. Husker met Naruto when he and Verosika with her mentor Jack Cash went to a casino in chapter 36.
Nathair1: Yeah, I intended for the 'Choked up on her weapon', it's a baseball term. Yes, it was a tie, and Millie did pull a Sub-Zero.
Sniperbro1998: Bee is. I hope you like Angel's interactions with Naruto.
Tank115: Oh, yes, Naruto will be at that meeting.
MEATBICYCLE: Sadly, I couldn't figure out a wat for Nifty to meet Naruto outside of the Hotel. LOL… HMMMMM…
PLEASE READ: Oh, that is awesome… but remember, Naruto isn't a Sinner. He technically NEVER died at the end of chapter 10, his wounds were healing.
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OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 87: The Hazbins
"Many centuries ago… my father enacted the Lycan Genocide." Charlie stated, her chest becoming tight from the horrors her father allowed. "And it started with the Marquis demon known as Marchosias."
A strange silence entered the limo.
"Yeah… Marchosias…" Naruto mumbled, leaning back into his seat. "I know about him."
"I see." Charlie replied.
The uncomfortable air in the limo continued as the limo continued toward the Hotel.
Meanwhile…
"Fucking asshole…" Angel Dust grumbled as he walked down the street, the back of his hand rubbing against his nose, which was bleeding.
He felt like shit, especially after an exceptionally hard day at work with Valentino pushing the Sinner to his limits.
'I need to get out of that Here-Hole…' Angel thought before he was assaulted by a piece of paper.
Grabbing said item, he looked at it.
It was an advertisement.
'The Happy Hotel?' He thought, reading the headline. 'Free room and board if I willingly participate in activities to 'get into Heaven'? Eh, worth a shot, now what's the address?'
Meanwhile…
Alastor walked out of his usual butcher shop, a bag of venison in hand.
Grabbing a slice, he hummed while he walked down the street.
His eyes narrowed as he walked toward a large group of demons hanging out.
They turned their attention toward him, fear entering their eyes, and made space for the Overlord to walk through safely.
Getting a kick out of their fear, Alastor chuckled.
"… Stray Dog was with the Princess at the Paw Print Paradise…"
"No way…"
"Excuse me."
The two demons turned, shrinking under Alastor's gaze.
"What were you two talking about?" Alastor asked, tearing into the venison.
Happy Hotel…
"TA-DAAAAAA!" Charlie announced as she presented her hotel to the small family.
"It looks like trash."
"Verosika!"
"What? It does." Verosika said defensively.
Indeed.
The Happy Hotel was a multi-layered hotel, with various parts sticking out of it.
"Well, we are still renovating, but let's check out the inside." Charlie said, red in the face as she could not help BUT agree with Verosika. 'Why did dad believe this was a good idea? Oh, right, publicity.'
"Follow us." Vaggie said, glaring at Verosika with her eye, but lightening up when she saw Andromeda as the babe held her Courage the Cowardly Dog plushie.
"This is the foyer," Charlie explained as the group entered. "Over there is our reception desk."
"So, it is a normal hotel?" Loona asked, cutting Charlie off.
Charlie timidly nodded.
"Y-Yeah…"
"Well, I think this can work." Naruto said encouragingly, walking through the foyer, seeing a portrait of Charlie, Lucifer, and Lilith. "Just needs some love."
Charlie regained her enthusiasm.
"Yep, now, how many people did you intend to invite?" Charlie asked, using magic to make a pen and paper appear in her hand.
"Well," Naruto held up his hands, focusing on how many people. "Mom, dad, Blitz… Stolas and Octavia… Riser… Grandpa Joe and Granny Lin… Aunt Sally May… Jack Cash… So… ten or so people?"
"Don't forget Jayjay and Vortex." Loona added.
"Okay, so twelve…"
"And my crew."
"So… nineteen?" Naruto stated unsurely.
"Okay, that… Yeah, that works." Charlie said as she looked around the foyer, judging how big it was. "Because if we have that many people, we can easily keep it here in the foyer."
"Okay, that works." Naruto said as he deflated a bit as he exhaled. 'Who knew planning a wedding was hectic.'
"SO, I suggest we get some…"
*KNOCK, KNOCK*
Charlie was interrupted, everyone turning toward the door.
*KNOCK, KNOCK*
"HELLO! ANYONE HOME!"
"Oh, yes, coming…" Charlie stumbled as she rushed to the door, opening it. "Hello, and welcome to the Happy…"
"Yeah, yeah, I read the poster." Angel Dust said as he pushed past Charlie, looking around to see the foyer full of people. "Oh, I see I am not the first one here."
"Oh, we aren't residents." Verosika stated.
Angel Dust's eyes widened.
"You're Verosika Mayday…" Angel said, slightly awestruck before his head tilted in confusion. "Wait, you're not a Sinner, so why are you here?"
"Well, nice to meet you too, Porn Star Extraordinary, Angel Dust." Verosika said with a sensual tone.
"Oh-HO, even the top of the charts knows little old me." Angel said with some playful sass.
He glanced Vaggie, Loona, and Andromeda, deciding to pay them no mind as his eyes landed on Naruto, who had a look of thought on his face.
"Hey~" Angel said as he got really close to Naruto, running one of his hands up Naruto's chest, snapping the thinking hound out of his thoughts as a second hand was placed around Naruto's shoulders. "What's cooking, good looking?"
"uh… wait, Angel, right?" Naruto said as he pulled away from the Spider, who pouted.
"Yeah…"
"Oh, I remember you know, we met before." Naruto said, smiling as he remembered how he met Angel Dust, not noticing the looks he got from his fiancés.
'They met?' Loona and Verosika thought, both having blood drip from their noses at the thought of the spider and hound… fucking.
"Sorry, toots, I don't remember…"
"It was a rainy night, me and a red imp named Blitz…"
"Wait, you… OH, yeah, the night I fucked Big Dick Blitz." Angel laughed out as he and Naruto shook hands. "How ya been? Did you save the girl?"
Naruto smiled, pointing at Loona.
"Yeah, I did."
"Nice, happy for you, sad you're taken, because…" Angel's hands once again on Naruto's body, dangerously near his ass and crotch. "I'd rock your world."
Angel nipped the tip of Naruto's ear… making him moan.
"ENOUGH!"
Angel was pulled off of Naruto by Loona and Verosika.
"HEY, HEY, HEY, WHAT'S YOUR DAMAGE!" Angel screamed.
"THAT'S OUR FUTURE HUSBAND, YOU WHORE!" the two women shouted, Vaggie smugly smirking as she nodded while still holding Andromeda.
Angel's eyes nearly bugged out.
"Oh… well… I'd still hit it." Angel said as he stood up, glaring at Charlie, reaching into his pocket. "So, free room and board if I make the attempt to get redeemed?"
He pulled out the poster, handing it to Charlie.
"Well, I'd like to make an attempt." He said, hands on his hips.
Charlie… was so happy.
Today couldn't get ANY better….
"Of course, I'd be happy to…"
*KNOCK, KNOCK*
Everyone turned back to the door.
Once again, Charlie opened the door… her heart sinking as she saw Alastor.
"Hel…"
Charlie slammed the door in his face, looking away thinking.
She opened the door, just to confirm.
"Lo…"
*SLAM*
"Hey… Vaggie…"
"What, hon?" Vaggie said as she was holding Andromeda up, giving the babe to her mother, who showed her to Angel when the male leaned in, gushing.
"It's the Radio Demon, he's here…" Charlie said as she smiled for emphasis.
"WHAT?" Vaggie exclaimed in surprise, startling everyone. "THE RADIO DEMON!"
Loona and Verosika flinched at this.
'The Radio Demon…' Loona thought, remembering the only time she saw Alastor.
Flashback…
"Just get…" Naruto's eyes winced as Loona knelt next to him, trying to pull the spear out. "Get Loona… out of… here…"
"NOT WITHOU YOU!" Loona screamed as she turned her back to the exorcists, holding Naruto close. "I won't leave you to die."
The exorcists landed on the ground.
They made no audible sounds as they walked slowly toward the duo.
"If we die," Loona whispered as she cupped Naruto's cheek. "It will be together."
"Naruto!" Jayjay shouted on the phone before he hung up.
Two swords, one club, and a gun were poised to kill.
They started to move, but they stopped when a faint sound was heard.
*Tap*
*Tap*
*Tap*
"Well," A voice that sounded like it was from an old-fashioned radio, scratchy and all. "What do we have here?"
Loona turned and gasped.
"R-r-r-r-r-r-Radio Demon!" She shuttered as Naruto could not see who it was.
"Hm." Alastor, the Radio Demon hummed.
His face contorted into a grin as he approached the hellhounds, his cane tapping against the ground.
The exorcists shifted unsurely in his presence.
Stopping before them, Naruto could see Alastor's shoes before he felt someone grab him and pull him up, the spear head still in his torso.
Naruto got a look of his savior.
Tall, thin, and wearing lots of red on his suit, Alastor looked like he had stepped out of the 1930's.
He had sickenly pale skin, sharp teeth, and red eyes. He had deer antlers on his head next to his hair/ear looking appendages on his head.
"Now, now, don't be like that, little one." Alastor said as he dropped Naruto, making him whimper in pain. "I appreciate the entertainment you gave me by killing that exorcist," he glanced at the corpse. "So, I shall pay you back by helping you escape."
He tapped Naruto's phone with his cane, calling Jayjay.
"Naruto…"
"Jayjay, get us out of here!" Loona shouted, grabbing Naruto and his phone.
A pink portal swirled to life under the two before they fell through it.
Flashback End…
"What should I do?" Charlie asked, starting to panic as Naruto walked toward the door.
"Well… DON'T let him in!" Vaggie replied, panicking.
Charlie paused to think… but turned when she heard the door open.
Thanks to Naruto.
"May I speak…" Alastor paused, realizing it wasn't Charlie who opened it. "Oh, my, I haven't seen you in a while, Stray Dog."
"Indeed, Radio Demon." Naruto said as he stood in the doorway, between the Hotel's interior and the Radio Demon. "Last time I saw you… it was during the fight with Stark."
Alastor let out a BELLOWING laugh, tears starting to show under his eyelids.
"Oh, yes, that was some of my FAVORITE entertainments." He said, dabbing his eyes.
"Why are you here?" Naruto asked, crossing his arms in irritation.
This was for show.
Naruto didn't feel confident in himself if it came down to a confrontation between himself and the Deer Sinner.
He didn't have his sword, and his daughter was present.
"I heard you were with our Dear Princess…" Alastor said while looking over Naruto's shoulder, right at Charlie, making his smile bigger as his eyes narrowed. "And thought I'd check in on you, catch up. What do you say, chum?"
"I am busy." Naruto said calmly, pointing away from the hotel. "Why don't we do it another time."
Alastor quirked an eyebrow, and stepped into the hotel, Naruto stepping aside to let Alastor in.
"Ha, I wonder what this Hotel is going to be used for." Alastor mentioned, not knowing anything about the Happy Hotel.
"Well, Mr. Radio Demon," Charlie said nervously, Vaggie pulling a spear out of nowhere incase Alastor did anything. "I intend to use this hotel to rehabilitate sinners and get them into Heaven."
Alastor cracked up laughing.
"Oh, that is funny." He said calmly.
"If it is funny," Vaggie stated aggressively, pointing her weapon in Alastor's face. "THEN YOU CAN GET OUT! I WON'T LET YOU HURT ANYONE HERE!"
"HAHA, Dear, if I wanted to hurt someone…" Alastor pushed Vaggie's spear down as he leaned in, his face transforming partially. "I'd Already have…"
He pulled back, standing straight.
"That's it. I have decided." Alastor proclaimed, holding up his cane. "I will HELP you, with this hotel!"
"What?"
"HELP!" Alastor repeated, laughing as he lifted his cane to his mouth. "Help. Is there an echo? Testing?"
Naruto watched him tap the cane, which started to move slightly.
"Nah, I can hear ya JUST fine." It said, making Alastor laugh some more.
"Should… should we leave?" Naruto asked Charlie, feeling like their conversation was over written. "We can come back later."
"Oh… uh… yeah…" Charlie said as she handed Naruto a business card, with the hotel's phone number alone with her own. "Sorry, but this… this is business."
"No, I understand." Naruto said, accepting the card. "I'll add your number to my phone and text you later, Charlie."
"Okay. Have a nice day…" Charlie said as she watched the small family prepare to leave.
"Hold on." Alastor stated as he reappeared before Naruto, Loona, Verosika, and Andromeda. "One last thing, Stray Dog…"
"What is it?" Naruto asked, his guts starting to twist with anxiety.
"I would like you to accompany me to a meeting soon. A very important meeting." He said as he put his hand on Naruto's shoulder, making the hound feel how cold it was. "Something you should not refuse… that kind of important."
Naruto shuddered.
"Sure, just have Charlie contact me, and I'll be here." Naruto stated.
Alastor nodded, then his eyes landed on Andromeda.
The babe stared innocently at him, honestly interested in this new person.
"I have had MANY encounters since I started my journey through Hell, but YOU…" Alastor got close to the babe, who Loona clutched protectively. "Are by fare the MOST EVIL being that has crossed my path."
'The fuck?' all the adults thought while Andy stared at him with confusion, head tilt and all.
Alastor got closer, partially transforming like before.
"Give me your soul, little one." He demanded.
Andromeda gripped Loona's clothing tightly, her plushie glowing as Alastor's magic touched Andy.
Courage the Cowardly Dog poofed into being, letting out a HORRIFIED scream, jumping toward Alastor with a comic sized mallet.
ONLY for Alastor's cane to smack him into the wall.
"HA, HA, HA, HAAAA!"
Andromeda reached out toward Alastor… and booped him on the nose.
Alastor's transformation ended.
"No, you can't have my soul." He stated, a displeased look, due to not seeing any fear from the babe.
"What is going on!" Loona demanded, bearing her fangs at the Overlord.
"Nothing, just having a pleasant talk with your spawn." Alastor stated, glancing at Courage, who shook uncontrollably. "Keep this to yourself or your scream will be broadcasted for all of the Inhabitants of Hell to hear."
Courage poofed, returning to his doll form, which Naruto picked up and gave back to Andy.
"We're going to leave." Naruto said, opening the door, allowing his family to leave first.
"Excellent, now, my Dear," Alastor said as he turned his attention back to Charlie. "We can begin…"
Meanwhile…
"You met Angel Dust?"
"You were chummy with the Radio Demon? How?"
"Yeah, we met him when Blitz and I went to save Loona from Tundra at Net-Chix, and Alastor pulled me up and got me to the hospital after I beat Stark… I think… yeah I actually don't know how I got to Sloth…" Naruto mentioned, now unsettled with the fact he had no idea.
Loona and Verosika deflated slightly in worry.
Not only did their fiancé know a PORN STAR but the MOST INFAMOUS Overlord in Hell's History… and was now going to get involved with him even further.
"Anyway, let's get home, I wanna make a guest list so we can inform everyone." Naruto said as he put his arm around Loona's and Verosika's waists.
They sighed, smiling slightly as Andromeda started giggling.
Skip, Evening, Newly Dubbed Hazbin Hotel…
Charlie stood on her balcony in her pajamas, allowing the wind to blow through her hair.
Down stairs, her new friends were talking amongst each other.
Husker.
Nifty.
Angel.
Alastor.
"Oh, it is going to be more work, but…" Charlie said to herself, smiling. "It will be worth it… in the end…"
Feeling a sense of accomplishment, Charlie returned to her bed, where Vaggie was waiting for her, reading a book.
"You okay, hon?" Vaggie asked as Charlie got in bed, seeing her exhaustion.
"Yep, just looking forward to tomorrow, especially the phone call from Naruto." Charlie said, looking at her phone, which now had Naruto's number in it from him texting her a few hours prior.
Vaggie couldn't help but feel happy as Charlie lay her head on her pillow, falling asleep.
Sighing while closing her book, Vaggie put it aside, turned out the light, and snuggled with her beloved.
Meanwhile, Dry Fuck Studios…
"I can't believe it is happening, Jack." Verosika squealed.
She was on the bed, towel wrapped around her body with her hair up in a towel.
She had gotten out of the shower, Naruto and Loona currently occupying it as Andromeda was with her grandparents.
"That's good, girl." Jack said with pride in his voice for his pseudo daughter. "When is the wedding?"
"We talked to the owner of the location; we agreed it would happen when they got it all cleaned up." Verosika answered, putting the phone on speaker so she could dry herself off. "Loona and I plan on going out to get our wedding dresses fitted tomorrow."
"Ah, that will be fun. Pick one that will slaughter that hubby of yours." Jack chuckled.
"I will." Verosika laughed as she dried her hair. "Will you be able to come as well?"
"Sure, I'd never miss the chance to walk you down the aisle." Jack said, smiling on the other side of the phone. "Just keep me in the loop… Oh, can I bring a plus one?"
"Sure, we don't mind." Verosika said as she pulled on a loose tank top and shorts.
"Ah, this is going to be fun. Listen, I gotta go, I got company over."
Verosika quirked an eyebrow.
"Since when do you bring over hookers?" Verosika asked jokingly.
"HA, HA." Jack laughed sarcastically. "Love ya, girl."
"Love you too, Jack." Verosika said before she hung up.
At that moment, Naruto and Loona entered the room, towels on their partially dried bodies.
"Well, what movie do ya wanna watch?" Verosika said as she grabbed the remote, turning on the TV.
Living Room…
Andromeda nuzzled into Millie's warmth as she passed out as her grandparents watched Night of the Living Dead on tv.
Blitz was munching on popcorn, smirking as the little girl hacked her mother to pieces.
Millie slurped some soda from her cup as she held her granddaughter.
Moxxie… was a quivering mess as he watched the 'dead' slowly make their way into the house.
"Ah, what a horrible ending." Blitz stated as the movie ended. "Those zombies should have slaughter all of those humans, right Andy? Andy?"
Blitz looked at his granddaughter, taking note she was asleep.
"Here, I'll take her upstairs." Blitz offered.
Andromeda had three cribs.
One in her parent's room.
One in Millie and Moxxie's room.
One in Blitz's room.
Millie carefully handed the sleeping babe to Blitz, who walked upstairs to his room and put her to bed.
Leaning down, he kissed her on the forehead, earning a half smile.
"Love you, so much…" he whispered, caressing her cheek before he hopped into his own bed, not wanting to leave Andy alone.
Yawning, Blitz relaxed, sleep taking him nearly instantly.
Chapter 87, DONE!
There you have it, the wedding will take place at the Hazbin Hotel.
Next chapter, wedding prep and hotel prep.
Maybe… some bachelor/ette parties? Hint, hint. Any suggestions are welcome.
NEW ART ON DEVIANTART, ENJOY~~~~~
I had a fun time with this chapter, my version of how the Hazbin Hotel crew was brought together.
If you enjoyed the chapter, please leave a review, even if you hated it because it helps me become a better author.