Original Posted On Feb. 27, 2024
Beta Read by: Crowfeast, Darlord331
Review Responses:
Bednarczykmiki: Well, it is/isn't crashing since she had an invitation, even if it wasn't specifically for her.
Nathair1: I liked it. Yeah, it really was for Alastor. Naruto is a demon, if that is what you are asking, just not born or reincarnated as a demon. Yeah, but bachelor/Bachelorette parties are different, and rare for her to throw. I don't see Verosika being close friends with Ozzie being weird, I mean, Ozzie loves the Succubi/incubi and gave them the asmodeum crystals to go to and from the human world. That and she was at his restaurant in S1 E7. Ozzie's gotta keep up appearances. What about Venison? No, it is just a replica, not The One Ring. Yeah, I'd prefer a simple wedding too. Magic Mike is awesome. During trust falls, Nifty hit the floor and liked the pain. The dresses on deviantart were based off of Nami's Zou outfit, just white with different flames on the skirts. No, Tamamo has a crush on Naruto. Tamamo is rarely complimented, so when Loona gave her thanks, Tamamo was happy to receive it. What Family Reunion? In a sense, yes, for the BDSM. Happy that you loved the lemon. Glad I got you wanting more.
StrongGuy159: Juubi Boss?
MichaelTheFox: I wouldn't say I am a legend. Thank you though.
Tank115: Kurama has plans, but right now isn't the time to enact them. Remember, she is currently rebuilding Fox's Den. Alastor didn't think much about it.
Dktv9: Yes, she is alive, and yes, she hates Verosika. Care to guess why? Happy you liked the lemon.
Gamelover41592: Everybody LOVES Kesha: Die Young.
Exia Zero: I wasn't really planning on having it be Eevee, but it just felt like the time to reveal it. Courage is basically Andy's versions of Charlie's Razzle and Dazzle.
Guest: Happy you enjoyed it.
Fiahy567: Why would Lucifer gift Naruto a god-killing weapon?
Silvanium: That's the idea.
MEATBICYCLE: Thank you. Pretty much. Maybe~ Maybe~ Yeah, Alastor will probably do that, just didn't think if it because I was focused on the wedding.
Guest: Shit, yeah, I need to do that.
DireWolf1412: Tamamo will receive the ending she earned. Don't worry.
Will2801: I will.
Animecollecter: Yeah, I know. I can't believe it has been 2 years either. Yeah, Jayjay not being canon IS sad, but we have her spiritual Successor, Queen Bee. So funny, I made Jayjay Vortex's GF, and then it was revealed to be Queen Bee. Happy I stuck with it. PHYSICAL MEDIA WILL NEVER DIE!
Thor94: Thank you. Well… ~~~~~
Jebest4781: I will.
ShadowBloodedg9396: I am very happy with this chapter… HOWEVER, if closely examined, you can see where I worked on it at different days. Queen Bee wanted to host the bachelor/ette parties… yet she doesn't.
Reggad the Knife: Dude, if you had asked for my help, I could have gotten you 12 arrows from Carmilla.
Zakan: Thank you.
DaftMerc39: Thank you. I LOVE the receptionist from S2 E6 too, she is HOOOOOOOOOT. LOL, basically. No… it is 35 total, I just botched the number because I had made the list and was to tired to think and change it. Yeah, Nifty has no chance with Naruto… normally. We shall see the wedding gifts. Yeah, they are the perfect dresses, elegant, yet sexy. Naruto got them badass rings, so why not give him The One Ring. I am implying that Vortex and Jayjay are next. Eevee's/Evelyn's reveal was meant to surprise you. It was recording. Yes, they wanna wait until Andromeda is older before having another child. Wives of Uzumaki, This is the Way.
Nicholas: Esther and Andromeda are adorable, I must do art of them. More art, I mean.
Ice: Shoot.
Wolf Mike: Thank you, and yes, it was 12,000 words for the anniversary.
Kubz Boy: Nobody wants Kurama there.
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 90: Loo-Loo-natic
Lust Ring, Dawn…
Sweat soaked the bed.
Smoke filled the air.
The three newlyweds smoked as their bodies calmed from the patches.
Naruto stared at the ceiling as Loona smoked, carefully applying ice to his penis while Verosika walked to the box, grabbing two last items, which she didn't show them.
Emergency Pregnancy Tests.
One for Hellhounds.
One for Succubus.
Loona got up, and the two went to the bathroom.
Naruto sat up, nerves building in his guts as his wives took the tests.
Several tense minutes passed before they walked out, calm as can be.
Loona and Verosika shook their heads.
"Negative."
Breathing sighs of relief, Naruto collapsed onto the bed, Loona and Verosika crawling in next to him.
As the sun broke across the Lust Ring, Naruto, Loona, and Verosika fell asleep, peacefully taking the first sleep as a married trio.
Meanwhile, Ozzie's Big Factory…
"What is it?" Asmodeus asked as he was working on a… ugh… Fizzarolli sex bot.
"Boss man…" an incubus said with lust dripping in their words. "It's Me, the manager of the Cock Ring…"
"Yes, yes, what is it?" Asmodeus asked, wanting to focus.
Any bad goods was bad publicity.
"So, you know the hounds and Verosika Mayday that you sent here…"
"What about them?"
"Just thought… you'd like to look at this…"
Asmodeus got a text message.
He answered it, seeing he had been sent a video… a long video.
Opening it and hitting play, Asmodeus watched one of his favorite Succubi getting FUCKED by two hounds.
Aroused was to light of a word to explain how the Embodiment of Lust felt.
"Post this online with my name…" Asmodeus ordered, saliva dripping down his lips. "Fuck anyone who complains…"
"YES, SIR!" the manager replied.
Asmodeus abandoned his work, rushing to his bedroom.
He opened it, to find his beloved Fizzarolli.
"What's up, Ozz?" Fizzarolli asked, sitting on the bed, eating some ice cream.
Asmodeus grabbed his tux jacket, RIPPING it off.
"We are fucking…" He said with such passion as he got on the bed.
Hazbin Hotel…
The decorations had been removed, the hotel slowly but surely returned to what it originally was before its extreme make over.
Our beloved Princess of Hell was in her room, in her pajamas with her beloved, sorting through… hundreds of photos.
Using special, magical cameras, Charlie had gotten many photos, planning on making a wedding album for Naruto, Loona, and Verosika.
"I think we have enough for the album, hon." Vaggie said as she looked over the… enormous pile.
"No, not enough." Charlie said like a child who was hopped up on sugar.
Vaggie sighed, drinking her morning coffee.
It was going to be a long while of picture sorting.
Skip, two days later, Stolas's Mansion…
Stolas's eyes cracked open when his phone alarm went off.
Sluggishly reaching out, he tapped the screen three times before turning it off.
Slowly sitting up, our favorite owl man yawned.
It had been two days since the wedding, meaning Esther was once again back with her mother Stella at Stella's familial home.
Getting out of bed, Stolas lazily threw a robe over himself, allowing it to hang at his shoulders, leaving the majority of his upper body exposed.
He walked out of his room and through the halls, taking time to pat each of his very highly carnivorous plants, making them happy as he made his way to the kitchen.
The scent of food being cooked entered his… nose(?) as he got closer.
He entered the kitchen, seeing Mr. Butler at the stove as Octavia was reading a magazine about taxidermy while listening to music.
She wore an oversized shirt, which exposed her left shoulder, and had her hair down.
"Good morning, my Little Starlette." Stolas said as he approached the table.
"Morning, dad." Octavia said as she pulled out her earplugs.
"So, how did you sleep?" He asked as he poured himself some coffee.
"I slept well…" Octavia said as she took a cup of coffee for herself, blowing on it before taking a sip.
"Dream of Gaara and Riser?"
Octavia choked slightly, coffee dripping from her lips and nose.
She accepted a napkin from her dad, who chuckled at this.
"The fuck, dad?" She asked as she dabbed her lips.
"What? I am asking a perfectly fine question."
"Its…" Octavia grabbed her magazine, looking at it over her father with red cheeks. "It's personal…"
Stolas's eyes widened.
"I am sorry." He apologized, realizing he had stepped a boundary.
Silence sat between the father and daughter as Mr. Butler finished making breakfast, placing it before the two avian demons.
Drinking some coffee, Stolas looked at the wall, seeing some photos of him and Stella when they were much younger.
Then a particular one caught his attention.
"Via… would it be okay if I took you and Riser out to Loo-Loo Land?" Riser asked as he started to eat.
Octavia's eyes widened.
Not in any particular happiness, but subtle awkward fear.
"Ugh…" She mumbled, thinking about it. "I guess it would be okay… Just… please, don't be embarrassing in front of Riser."
Stolas heard Octavia, yet his happiness was getting ahead of him as he stood up and grabbed the nearby phone.
"I will call us some bodyguards."
"Bodyguards for a theme park?" Octavia asked, head tilted slightly as she munched on her food.
"Because, dear," he turned with a 'I know it all' tone. "We are royalty, and as royals we are targets for our money and our bodies."
Octavia rolled her eyes as she tried to eat more.
"Maybe our money…" She mumbled.
Stolas smiled as he rolled his eyes.
"Now, I shall call the only man who can fuck me…"
"DAD!"
"Protect me… protect us…" Stolas stammered as Octavia's breakfast hit the table.
Dry Fuck Studios…
"SIR, DON'T YOU DARE TAKE HER ON A HORSE!" Moxxie screamed at Blitz, who was on a literally WILD hell horse with Andromeda, wearing a tiny cow boy hat.
"FUCK YOU MOX!" Blitz called out, flipping Moxxie off as Andromeda just giggled and laughed as the hell horse went fast around the property.
Millie, meanwhile, relaxed in a lounge chair.
Blitz cackled as Moxxie chased after the horse, worry for their granddaughter permeating from his entire body.
Suddenly, his phone went off.
Pulling back on the hellhorse's reigns, Blitz answered his phone, carefully holding Andy in one arm as he got off the horse.
"Hello?"
"Why hello, Big Dick Blitz~"
Blitz felt a shiver go down his spine.
Not in a disturbed way.
But a turned on kinda way.
"What's up, Stolas?" He asked, walking over to Moxxie, allowing the white-haired imp to take Andromeda.
"I was just wondering if you and Naruto's parents could come guard Octavia, Riser, and I when we go to LooLoo Land?"
"We're assassins, NOT bodyguards, Stolas, you know that." Blitz said as he sat down at the nearby table next to Millie.
"I'll pay you~"
"Pay us what?"
"Money~"
"DEAL!" Blitz shouted in excitement. "M&M, WE'RE GOING TO LOOLOO LAND!"
Lust Ring, Cock Ring…
Naruto moaned into Loona's vagina, licking her clit, then gently sucking on it as he hung from the harness.
Verosika, at the same time, was gently massaging his testicles with her tongue, her lubricant coated hand jerking him off.
Naruto's phone rang.
Loona unbuckled both of Naruto's arms, allowing him to answer with one hand as the other inserted itself into her pussy, thumb on her clit.
"Hello?"
"Naruto, it's Stolas."
"What's up, Stolas?" Naruto asked, trying to keep his voice from shuddering as Verosika engulfed his penis with her mouth, the vibrations going through his arm and into his hand, which struck Loona's G-Spot.
"Nothing much, I am sorry for interrupting your honeymoon, but I was wondering if YOU would like to accompany myself, Octavia, and Riser to LooLoo Land as a bodyguard." Stolas explained. "For royals like myself, Via, and Riser, our money and bodies are… sought after."
"Sure, just…" Naruto bit his lip, exploding in Verosika's mouth. "Can it wait an hour?"
"Of course, we will be at the Studio in an hour. Toodles~"
Stolas hung up, Naruto dropped his phone as Loona grabbed his head, pushing back within her crotch as Verosika got on top of her hanging husband, penetrating herself on his dick.
Skip, Hour and a Half Later…
"This is LooLoo Land?" Naruto asked in a very… disturbed and disappointed manner.
"Yep." Stolas said with pride, chest puffed out as he wore cargo shorts, a basic t-shirt, and an apple hat that he had grabbed from a vender.
"It looks like a dump… I'd never bring Andy here…" Naruto bluntly stated to the Royal.
Indeed, the discount theme park was… far from safe.
Everything was in disrepair, and all the stalls were coated in dirt and grime.
Nails haphazardly stuck out and it was very clear to the hound certain, if not all, the stalls were most likely made to rip off the people who come to the theme park.
Blitz, Millie, and Moxxie, meanwhile, were decked out in tuxedos and thick sunglasses.
Naruto, meanwhile, wore cargo shorts and a purple t-shirt with his headband.
Riser wore pants and a loose long sleeve.
Octavia, surprisingly, wore short shorts with a black shirt that had a Taxidermized bear image on it.
They all were casual.
"Well, let's make the most of it." Stolas said as he guided the group into the park.
Riser followed him, suddenly flinching.
He turned to see that Octavia had reached out to take his hand.
"Oh, I'm sorry…" She apologized, flushed in the cheeks. "To soon?"
"N-no…" He said as he wiped his hand on his pants before taking her hand. "I'd love too…"
Naruto noticed this, but kept silent as he followed the avians, IMP doing good as guards.
Meanwhile, Dry Fuck Studios…
"Okay, so Ozzie gave us those tickets to the Cock Ring…" Loona said as she made a list of gifts and who gave them.
That way, they could make accurate thank you cards.
"Yep." Verosika said as she gently bounced Andy on her knee.
Loona grabbed another gift, this one had been delivered a few minutes earlier.
"OH, Charlie sent us a Wedding Album!" Loona said with childish glee, holding it out in front of Verosika.
It was as thick as a dictionary.
The photos were neatly arranged.
The first pages were of Naruto.
Then of Loona and Andromeda.
Then of Verosika.
Pictures of Jack and Blitz walking them down the aisle.
Pictures of them Charlie giving her speech.
Pictures of the trio giving their vows.
Then pictures of them exchanging their rings.
Then the bouquet throw.
Followed by the party.
It had only been a few days, but it felt like a lifetime ago.
Verosika smiled as Loona closed the album, putting it aside to grab another gift.
"Okay, this is from… Joe, Lin, and Sally May." Loona said as she wrote their names down.
For the next forty-five minutes, Loona and Verosika opened their gifts.
Basic gifts like baby clothing and toys to utility gifts like cooking utensils and other.
"AH, I see Millie and Moxxie did think hard for Naruto's gift." Loona chuckled.
"What is it?" Verosika asked as she leaned forward.
In the box was a Chaos Duel Disk from Yugioh Season 4, it having Kermit's Frog Emblem on the arm attachment.
"Naruto damaged one of them fighting Stark, so I guess they wanted him to have a new one, but wanted it to look different." Loona said, putting it on, activating it.
It opened up, reverse telescope outward.
"I mean, it is more compact than the original he had." Verosika pointed out as it collapsed into itself when Loona turned it off.
"Agreed." Loona said as she took it off, looking for the last gift.
"Alright, last gift…" Loona said as she had written down a lot of names.
The last gift was a long package.
"Okay, this one is from… Kurama…" Loona said in confusion, ears moving with her tilted head.
"Yeah, she was the fox that Bee mentioned during the party." Verosika mentioned. "She took Stella's place."
"Oh, right, the smoker." Loona said as she opened the gift.
Within was… a katana in a black sheathe.
It had a tattered brown cord wrap, worn gold pommel and guard, the pommel having a green frog emblem on it.
Loona grabbed it and unsheathed the blade.
It was visibly damaged.
Small chips and knicks running across the back and the edge.
A small note fell out of the packaging.
Loona picked it up.
Appearances can be deceiving.
Wield it when protecting someone precious to you.
~ Kurama and Tamamo
"What do you think that means?" Loona asked, swinging the damaged blade before handing it to Verosika, who held it in one hand, looking over it.
"Hm, well, I can tell you it was bought from Kermit." Verosika said, gesturing to the pommel, specifically the green frog emblem. "But this… we should ask Naruto, it feels… anime…"
Loona nodded, taking the sword and sheathing it.
"Anyway, let's clean up this mess…" Loona mumbled, taking notice of the massive mound of wrapping paper and tape.
LooLoo Land…
Naruto walked along side Riser.
The two of them having split from the rest of the group.
"So…" Naruto asked with his hands in his pockets, looking at some stalls. "How are things with you and Octavia?"
Riser hesitated.
"We are fine…" he mumbled, following Naruto's gaze toward the stalls.
"Nothing wrong?" Naruto asked as he bought some popcorn.
"No…"
"You sure?" Naruto asked as he and Riser continued to walk, both taking popcorn at regular intervals.
"Very sure."
The two walked in silence.
"You know… I noticed how you were acting at the wedding." Naruto mumbled as he munched on his snack.
Riser flinched, very visibly this time.
He bit his lip, his eyes avoiding the Hellhounds.
"If you don't want to…"
"Can we go somewhere private…" Riser asked in a very panicked tone.
Naruto noticed, and nodded.
The two sought out one of the food stalls, taking a seat and grabbing menus.
"What happened?" Naruto asked as he looked through the options.
"Remember when we went to the beach with the…" Riser looked side to side, leaning in and whispering. "Humans…"
Naruto nodded.
"Well, you remember how you and the others had sex?"
Naruto nodded again, blushing slightly as he remembered vaguely of his night of passion with Queen Bee and Jayjay.
"Well, I know Octavia slept with Gaara, and…"
Naruto watched as shame, YEARS of shame washed over Riser, his lip quivering, eyes on the verge of tears.
"I told her that I am Asexual…" He admitted, closing his eyes, preparing himself for Naruto to berate him.
"Okay."
Riser's eyes widened, staring deeply into Naruto's eyes, searching for any deceite.
Naruto didn't flinch, but stared back.
"No… you're not… you're not disgusted?" Riser weakly asked.
"Why would I be disgusted? It doesn't bother me." Naruto replied with confusion. "How did Octavia react when you told her?"
Riser looked at his hands.
"She… Octavia… I…" he tried to form words. "I… Octavia… She had a hard time… she had to be so confused… We haven't talked about it, but I know…" He gripped his hands. "I KNOW… it has made things awkward…"
He shuddered.
"I… I just… I just want someone who will love me, not just my body…" He whispered, feeling like he was falling off the edge of his composure. "Her parent's marriage didn't work out because they weren't compatible. My parents expect this to work, they don't understand me… they thought I was joking when I told them, then I lied to them and said I am straight… now I feel like I will be abandoned if this marriage doesn't work out…"
He crossed his arms to close himself off.
"Octavia will abandon me when we get married. I can't satisfy her, I don't seek that in relationships." Riser continued. "I want companionship, and Octavia makes me happy… but can I make her happy? Without sex I am worried I won't… Which is why I wouldn't mind if Gaara joined us as a Polyamorous relationship… but she reacted with confusion and doubt at that…"
Riser raised his head, looking Naruto in the eyes, which screamed out for help.
"Naruto…" He choked as his eyes started to overflow with tears. "Did I fuck up?"
Meanwhile…
"Octavia, why don't we go to that tent…" Stolas pointed at a tent that BOTH Octavia and Blitz recognized.
Octavia shuddered.
A vivid memory of the Robo-Fizz within the tent tormenting her as Blitz remembered numerous shows with himself as a shitty clown, but no one finding him funny.
"I hate that FUCKING clown." Both Owl and Imp said in unison.
Stolas dragged both of them inside, taking seats near the front.
Blitz didn't want to be this close, but with Moxxie and Millie in the rafters, he knew it was best for him to stick close to Stolas and Octavia.
"OOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~~~~~" Robo-Fizz OO'd as he rubbed his cheeks. "IS that Blitzo I see?"
"The O is silent, Jack-Fuck!" Blitz retaliated.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAGH!" The robot laughed. "And what's this? You with a royal?"
Blitz… put his arm around Stolas, making the owl man gasped with a blush.
"SO?" Blitz shouted.
"I guess you finally got someone to LAUGH at you… by showing off your tiny DICK!"
Three of Robo-Fizz's teeth were blasted into the back of its throat when it caught a bullet, courtesy of Blitz's Jackal.
"I'm really good with guns now!" Blitz shouted with a big grin, oozing with enthusiasm.
Robo-Fizz spat out the bullet, grinning its CREEPY GRIN.
Octavia facepalmed as she grabbed her father and pulled him out of the tent, Millie and Moxxie following them.
'I wonder where Naruto and Riser are?' Octavia thought, looking around.
Food Stalls…
"… Parents are happy with me being well versed in ALL medical fields, I did it so they could be proud of me…" Riser vented, taking a bite of his food. "But I don't think they will accept me for who I am, so I put this 'straight' façade."
Naruto ate his giant pretzel, with a side of cheese dip, in silence.
Riser took small breathes, munching on the chili dog he bought.
"Riser…"
"YES!" He basically screamed.
"Have you… tried talking to her?" Naruto asked calmly, navigating this mine field.
Riser bit his lip.
He shook his head.
"It has been a few weeks since we went to the beach, so maybe you guys could… try talking about it now that she has had the time to think about it?" Naruto asked, glancing out of the stall… standing up. "I think we should get going…"
Riser quirked an eyebrow.
He turned his head… and saw green hellfire spreading across the theme park… and the sounds of gunshots.
Naruto sighed, shoving the rest of his pretzel in his mouth before taking Riser by the hand.
"Come on, we gotta get your fiancé." Naruto stated as he pulled the avian to his feet.
The two ran, following Naruto's nose.
"Stolas, mom, dad!"
"Naruto, Riser, thank god you're safe." Stolas gasped, hugging the two.
"Wait, where is Octavia?" Riser asked, realizing his fiancé was not with her father and bodyguards.
Meanwhile…
Octavia gasped as she ran.
'God, fucking damn it…' She thought as she looked around, seeing vicious little fuck demons staring at her with knapsacks and rope.
Some had knives.
She had taken a wrong turn while she, Stolas, Millie, and Moxxie were running from the chaos Blitz was causing with the Robo-Fizz.
Now, she was surrounded by the enemy, no way to defend herself.
'All those hours with Naruto during fencing practice and I don't have a sword…' Octavia thought, feeling extremely stupid for putting her training time to a physical activity instead of offensive magic.
She turned to face forward, only to stop when she saw she had nearly run into a wall.
Octavia was surrounded, her back now to the wall.
'Dad…' She thought as she felt herself becoming choked up as the demons started to close in on her. '… Riser!'
She closed her eyes, waiting for the inevitable…
"GAAAAHK!"
Octavia opened one eye, only for both of them to snap open.
"RISER!"
Riser Phenex was holding Leviathan, currently pulling it out of a freshly cut skull.
"OCTAVIA!" He shouted as he charged forward, pulling his arm back to cleave another demon.
Chapter 90, DONE!
WOOOOOOOOOOH, that was fun.
Yep, I have now covered the Pilot, episode 1, 3, and now 2. I know I have done some of season 2's stuff, especially with Crimson.
Yeah, Riser really has a lot of hidden issues, the current one being that he feels like he won't be able to be the one for Octavia. He fears abandonment. He fears being alone.
Now, Octavia is alone and cornered by asshole demons who would kidnap her for money, but Riser is there, wielding the COOLEST axe in history.
I can't wait to see what happens.
If you enjoyed the chapter, please leave a review, even if you hated it because it helps me become a better author.