Original Posted On June 18, 2024
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Review Responses:
Jebest4781: Thank you.
NaruLemon Stories: Yes, it really is.
ShadowBloodedge9396: Sasuke learning what happened is something I think would disrupt everything… from a certain POV. Anything Andromeda does right now is outright cute. Karen knows Tamamo is to conditioned by Kurama for words alone to help Tamamo. It is a sad thing, but the truth of this situation.
Bednarczykmiki: Nice reference.
Gamelover41592: Ah, I see.
StrongGuy159: I will.
MichaelTheFox: With Fuu, I agree, it might not be a good idea for them to get Lemon. Yes, Tamamo isn't saving her mother out of love, its obedience and years of conditioning.
Rejectedfish05: Alright, that's 2 for No FuuXNaruto.
Fenris Silverblood: Oh, if only it was that easy for Tamamo to leave.
CeeThaKing: That is what everyone expects… lets see what happens.
God of the Challenge: Wha…
Sniperbro1998: I am happy you like Fuu's new look. Yes, Tamamo is dumb, and knows she is being dumb.
DireWolf1412: I was raised with 4 older cousin's that were 20+ years older than me, so yeah, I get that. Speaking of cousins, Andromeda is based off my now 1 year old baby cousin, Nova. She is so fucking cute. Kurama WILL be served the Justice Pie she ordered.
Yami Luna Kitsune: If you think that is crazy, Verosika goes APE shit this chapter. The original Spongebob movie from 2004. You didn't like Ozzie and Fizz with baby Andromeda when it was colored? Eh, to each their own.
Calderoneric758: Hm. Yeah, a make out session is a good compromise. They cross a line, but not LEAP over it. Oh, when the extermination happens, they will be going after Fuu, she IS a sinner, thus one of their many targets.
Edeath756: Yes?
DaftMerc39: It's funny you bring her up, because one idea I had for Fuu was Mosquito Girl from OPM. Yep, making song lyrics is my way of showing Fuu/Verosika bond. Oh, you think that's bad, Kiba does something stupid. Hm… yes, I'd say Monser Musume style would make Insect Fuu Adorably cute. No, I've never heard of those.
MEATBICYLE: Oh, you think they got off easy? I like your idea. … how can I say this without losing you. OH, okay… ahem… Someone… sells their soul. To Naruto. Someone… who fits the bill as a spy.
Guest: Yes, it is one of my favorite movies, I also LOVED the PC game… even though it wasn't really good at being a game of the movie.
Ice: My favorite part was the End Song. Fucking killer music and singing.
Nicholas: Trust me, someone will.
Reggad the Knife: You better clean that up. It is gonna stain and stink up my carpet.
Talon: You think they got away?
Armodon: Exactly!
Ketamine: Interesting.
Scheffinator: Good idea. We'll call that one plan C.
Atengawchok: Go for what?
Marshman101: Everyone wants Kurama dead, and Andy is adorable. I love her so much.
Fengir Licon: The link didn't go through.
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 110: Trust Issues
Human World…
"… convicted felons have been released due to their bail being paid by the government…"
Rasa, Temari, Shikamaru, and Kankuro gasped as they watched the news.
On the screen was Agent 1 and 2 being led by the police and some guards.
"They… they were released…" Temari stammered as she trembled, tears beginning to pour from her eyes.
Shikamaru put an arm around Temari, trying to give her some comfort.
Kankuro just stared at the screen, disbelief written on his face as he watched the people who murdered his baby brother walk free.
Rasa stood up.
"Dad?" Kankuro asked as his father walked toward the door. "Dad, where are you going?"
Rasa didn't respond as he began to open the door, which was forced shut when Kankuro shoved it closed.
"Dad, you aren't going to drink!" Kankuro said firmly.
He recognized that look Rasa had on his face.
It was the same, dull, lost look that Rasa had when his wife, Kankuro and Temari's mother, had died when giving birth to Gaara.
The same face Rasa had when he drank.
"Kankuro… I need…"
"No, what YOU need…" Kankuro said strictly, looking toward the couch to see Temari was distracted with Shikamaru. "What WE need…" Kankuro leaned in, his voice becoming a brisk whisper. "We need old fashion vengeance."
Rasa blinked, glancing at the couch.
"How are we going to do that… those fucks have guards!" Rasa whisper/yelled at his oldest son.
"Listen…" Kankuro checked his sister once again. "While I was in prison, I heard some rumors… there is a hitman, the best there is. Someone gave me his number, called it once and got the voice mail, so it is probably our best shot at killing these bastards."
"Who is this 'Hitman' you are talking about." Rasa questioned.
"A dude called Kisame Hoshigake."
Hell, Pride Ring…
The sun rose, spreading across the land as a beloved infant's stomach grumbled in discomfort.
Andromeda's face scrunched as the sun rolled across her body.
Her eyes opened and blinked several times before she released an ear-splitting cry.
Her parents shot up, partially awake, with her dad bolting from the bed to check on her.
"Andy…" Naruto asked as he swayed, his vision blurred slightly. "What's wrong?"
"She's probably in need of a diaper change." Verosika yawned as she got up, now awake as Loona rolled out of bed, grabbing the diapers to change Andromeda.
Neither Verosika or Loona expected Naruto to change Andromeda… he only had one hand.
For a bit longer.
Until the end of the week.
Ozzie should be done by then.
Lust Ring, Big Ozzie's Factory…
"Alright…" Asmodeus mumbled as he rubbed the sleep from his eyes.
He had been working all night on the internal mechanics for the hand and the coils that would connect to Naruto's nerves and his magic.
Holding the prosthetic in one hand, Asmodeus's fingers glowed with magic, said magic stretching out and connecting to the cable coils.
Flexing his fingers, the prosthetic's fingers moved, responding perfectly.
"Alright…" Asmodeus yawned, putting the arm down on his desk, getting up and stretching. "Time for sleep…"
Asmodeus dragged himself to his room, stripping himself before collapsing onto his bed, smiling as he closed his eyes.
…
…
…
…
Which didn't last longer than five minutes before Fizzarolli opened the blinds and used his blowhorn, point blank in Asmodeus's face.
Asmodeus grumbled as he turned over to grab his pillow, covering his head with it.
'I fucking HATE blowhorns…' Asmodeus thought as he tried to go to sleep.
Pride Ring…
"Say 'Awww'…" Fuu said as she held Andromeda, holding up the milk bottle to the baby.
Andromeda accepted the milk from her aunt.
"She really likes you now." Verosika pointed out as she cooked breakfast for herself, Fuu, and Naruto.
Millie, Moxxie, Blitz, and Loona had left earlier that morning to go to work.
"Yeah, I bet it is because of that… incident with the freaks… that allowed her and me to bond so well… after all…" Fuu adjusted Andromeda to hold her more securely. "I needed to take care of her at the time."
"Makes sense." Naruto said as he reached for his glass of water with his right stub… switching to his left hand to grab it.
"Still doing that out of habit?" Fuu asked as she noticed that, making Naruto blush in embarrassment.
It had been a while, but he still did things with his right arm, but always needed to switch due to… lacking his arm.
"It's a process, but with my new arm being made, I won't be doing that for much longer." Naruto explained.
Fuu rolled her eyes, smirking.
"Breakfast is served." Verosika announce as she served eggs and bacon. "Oh, right, Naruto, we should visit Ozzie's."
"Why? The arm isn't finished."
"Yes, but you need to get the attachment surgically added to your stump." Verosika reminded him. "It is best to get that done sooner than later, so when it is time to get your arm, you can just go to Ozzie's and just get it attached."
"I got to go through two surgeries?"
Skip, 58 Minutes Later, Big Ozzie's Factory, Lust Ring…
Naruto and Verosika were walking out of the factory, Naruto being held up by Verosika, who was dragging him to the car.
"OOOOOh, pretty…" Naruto lulled, a doofus smile on his face and child like innocence in his eyes.
His stub was once again wrapped in bandages, but at the end of it was the arm attachment port, securely attached with screws in his bones.
Two attachment segments for the nerves and magic were exposed, ready to be used.
And Naruto was partially under the laughing gas they had used to put him under.
"Come on, Stud, we don't need to be here longer than we need to be." Verosika urged as Naruto tried pulling her in the opposite direction of her car.
"Fun!"
"Naruto, come… on?"
Verosika was grabbed by the waist by her loopy husband, and as she applied a disguise (so she would not be recognized *Black hair, pixie cut with smaller breasts but bigger hips*), they were in a strip club… with a table, bottles of liquor, and strippers.
"Oh, we got a big spender… and he's really cute~" one stripper said as she giggled at Naruto's stupid antics.
Naruto stupidly giggled like a child, blushing as he watched the strippers do their job as Verosika rolled her eyes and smirked.
'Only my husband can be this stupid.' Verosika sighed.
She enjoyed herself as she kept an eye on Naruto.
Several blocks away, several demons convened outside of Fox's Den.
Tamamo, armed with her katana and wakizashi.
Karen, with various hand guns, rifle, and shot gun, back pack full of ammo on her back.
Arnold, his hands bandaged tightly with Muay Thai boxing gloves.
Kiba and Hinata, armed with nothing.
They were standing before the truck, which had been loaded with cash.
"Tomato…"
"Tamamo."
"Whatever…" Crimson said with an eye roll as he continued to smoke his cigar. "Anyway, all the money is packed in the car."
"Good." Tamamo answered, ignoring the scoff Kiba sounded. "Take care of Fox's Den, Mother shall be back by tonight."
Crimson bowed.
"As you wish." He said, turning to walk into Fox's Den.
Karasuba and Melani were staying behind.
Incase… things went south and the group couldn't get Kurama back.
"Kiba…"
The hound sinner turned to Tamamo, who was giving him the side glance.
"Do you have anything to say?"
"No. I do not." He replied, avoiding her gaze with an irritated posture and tone.
"Well, earlier, you sounded like you wanted to say something." Tamamo pointed out to the older demon.
"Well, since you brought it up…" Kiba sarcastically replied, which earned an ignored glare from Karen and Arnold. "I do have one or two things that are bothering me…"
Tamamo fully turned to face the Bull Terrier sinner as Karen and Arnold maneuvered to stand around Tamamo as Hinata stood beside Kiba.
"I have a problem with you being our leader." Kiba pointed out as he physically pointed at Tamamo, who didn't physically show any response to this. "You're like…. What? Thirteen?"
"I'm fifteen, almost sixteen." Tamamo replied, tilting her head slightly, her body language completely relaxed. "Is that your only…"
"You're too young for something like this." Kiba rudely interrupted. "I mean…" He glanced at Hinata. "We are older, and have more experience in scheming, so why don't we…"
"The fact you think age makes you wiser just shows that your death was earned." Tamamo blurted out in a calm tone.
Kiba and Hinata's eyes widened, uncovered fury beginning to boil in their blood.
"What?"
"You two believe that since I am younger, I lack experience leading operations." Tamamo continued. "You… both of you, who died because you were caught off guard… think…" Tamamo insultingly pointed at herself. "Think that I am the one who lacks?"
Kiba growled, bearing his fangs at Tamamo.
"And on top of that, your girlfriend is nothing by a cucking whore…"
"You little…" he charged forward, pulling his arm back.
He threw his punch, Tamamo not even attempting to move OR defend herself as Kiba's attack closed the distance.
Until Arnold's fist embedded itself into Kiba's skull, knocking him off of his feet and into the ground, cratering the ground as he bounced off of it before landing, blood spraying from his now broken nose and skull.
"Don't even THINK about hurting Tamamo…" Arnold stated coldly as his cigar burned. "Or else you'd have to deal with me."
Hinata didn't budge as Karen stared at her.
The Cat Sinner's posture screamed 'I dare you' as her hands flexed.
As if promising with upmost confidence that she would grab a gun and empty a clip faster than Hinata could react.
"So, I do believe that there is still some…" Tamamo took steps forward toward Kiba, moving her hands and arms in a circular motion around themselves. "Trust issues…"
Arnold stepped aside as Tamamo drew her wakizashi.
"Now, in times of crisis, like we find ourselves currently, we should not be fighting amongst each other." Tamamo continued, stopping just before Kiba, who tensed slightly as she tapped the back of her blade into the palm of her hand. "Human President Lincoln once said 'A House Divided Against Itself Cannot Stand'."
Tamamo's foot placed itself upon Kiba's chest, pushing him into the ground as she held up her wakizashi, pinching it between her middle finger and thumb, allowing it to wobble above Kiba like the Sword of Damocles.
It felt like a frozen tundra washed up Kiba's spine as he watched the short sword move, noticing that it was subtlety slipping between Tamamo's fingers.
Tamamo locked eyes with Kiba, like a cat staring at a stranger she didn't look away, but stare deeply, like she was staring beyond his physical form.
"The Madam demands our cooperation, you two." Tamamo spoke aloud to both Sinners. "That include myself, Karen, Arnold, and all who work for her in Fox's Den, so imagine her response when she hears…" the wakizashi was at the last point before it fell, Tamamo's piercing gaze burrowing into Kiba's soul. "When you two disobeyed and tried to attack me?"
Her fingers began to open…
"I'M SORRY!"
Tamamo's grip on her short sword was restored and she sheathed it.
"Good boy." She said with a false pride, patronizing Kiba as she turned her back to her former attacker, Arnold glaring at the mutt before following her into the car as Karen got into the driver seat.
"Kiba!" Hinata yelled as she ran to her boyfriend, kneeling to help him up.
She grabbed his snout, and with some force, snapped it back into place with a LOUD crunch.
"AAAAH, FUCK!" He cried out, the bleeding beginning to stem as the pain vanished.
He gasped for several moments.
The fear that flooded his body was draining as he looked at the car.
'That bitch…' He thought as he accepted Hinata's offer to help him up. 'Her eyes… they are just as cold and distant as the Madam's.'
"Thanks, babe…"
"No worries." Hinata replied before they got in the car.
The drive to Greed was long, and uncomfortably quiet.
"Here is the plan." Tamamo said after an hour of silence. "We are going to pull a Texas Switch."
"The movie stunt?" Hinata asked in utter confusion.
Beside sex, Hinata felt immense pride in her knowledge of movies.
"You could say that…" Tamamo replied calmly. "Karen, Arnold, and myself shall approach the Yakuza."
Tamamo pointed to herself, Arnold, and Karen.
"We shall act like we are giving them the money, however, when they open the van, you shall jump out at assume an attack." Tamamo explained.
"But didn't you say 'guns blazing' was a bad call?" Kiba asked, remembering how everyone disagreed with his pitch for the SAME plan.
"Indeed, but this plan is an ambush." Karen informed. "This way, we can get the drop on them, it will be a bonus if one of them is their leader. If we take him out early…"
"Then the yakuza may become demoralized and not want to fight." Tamamo concluded. "Remember, our goal is to get the Marquis Kurama back from people who would do her harm."
A piercing glare made the Sinners shake.
"You best keep that in mind. As your first experience with REAL combat, you best keep yourself collected. I don't want to scrape your remains off of the ground or walls. Am I clear?"
"As Crystal." Hinata and Kiba replied in unison.
"Good." Tamamo said with a very cute smile… one that did not match the serious tone she just had.
The smile really brightened up the van.
"Yo, Tamamo, we are getting close to the rendezvous point. We should stop and get them in the back with the money." Arnold informed/recommended.
"Good idea." Tamamo replied, motioning for Arnold to pull over.
Mt. Myōboku…
"What do you mean you want me out of this!" Gamakichi yelled at his father as they were smoking in his office.
"It's as I said, Kichi. I want you to leave for the day." Gamabunta repeated, exhaling the smoke in his lungs.
Gamakichi spat his cigarette into the bin and slammed his hands into his father's desk.
"YOU THINK I CAN'T HANDLE A HOSTAGE EXCHANGE!" He gestured to Kurama's body.
Which was currently being used to hold tea trays in her hands with the tea kettle securely in her mouth.
Gamabunta scowled at his son, standing up and slapping Kichi across the face.
"I don't want to lose you like your mother!" He snapped, huffing. "You are… If shit goes sideways… I need you to continue on… in my stead."
Gamakichi rubbed his cheek, his temper subsided.
"But… it's just a hostage exchange." He repeated in a softer tone, yet showing he wanted answers.
"We are dealing with workers under a Marquis." Gamabunta answered. "They won't just simply hand over the money and supplies we wanted. No, they will most likely want to set a trap, distract us, and then take her…" He gestured to Kurama's body. "Without paying us the money, leaving us with dead men, no money, no supplies, and most likely an army of Hell's Shoulders at our door step if things go wrong. So…"
Gamabunta met Gamakichi's eyes.
"Will you disobey and stay, or…" He narrowed his eyes. "Or listen to your old man, and stay safe?"
Gamakichi closed his eyes in thought, his body tense for several seconds before relaxing.
"I will obey, boss." He said, giving up and bowing to his father.
Gamabunta pulled his son into a hug.
"Thank you, Kichi." Bunta said with a smile. "I messaged Katsuyu of the Slug Cartel. She said she will look after you until everything is over. do you understand?"
"Yes, father. It'll be nice to see Aunt Katsuyu again after so long." Kichi replied, due to it being SO long since he last saw the leader of the Slug Cartel.
"Heh, would you prefer going to Crime Lord Manda and the Snake Gang?"
"Fuck no!"
Gamabunta laughed as he patted his son on the back.
"Dad…"
"Yes?"
"Stay safe yourself… with Hiro and Ken, too… you hear me." Kichi said as he held out his fist.
Gamabunta fist bumped his son.
"Yes…"
Meanwhile, Lust Ring…
"Naruto… we need to…" Verosika tried, TRIED, to urge Naruto to leave…
"NOOOOOO!" Naruto yelled/laughed as he was on the dance table… stripped to his underwear, dancing against the pole.
"WHOOOOHOOO!"
"TAKE IT OFF!"
"$50 FOR YOU TO TAKE IT OFF!"
Verosika couldn't help but enjoy the strip show her loopy husband was giving her, gay, and other female demons.
Naruto, in his current state, slid off the pole, rolled into Verosika's lap.
He reached behind her… and grabbed the base of her hair, pulling her head back to expose her neck.
Verosika blushed, getting aroused at Naruto's actions, and was full blown MOIST when he licked her neck, from collarbone to chin.
'Oh, you little high dumbass…' Verosika thought as her pink cheeks became a DEEP shade of red as Naruto continued to give her neck attention and affection. 'I am going to fuck you when we get home…'
"Hey, big boy~" one of the strippers called out to Naruto. "We got a back room you and your lady can use~"
Verosika YOINKED Naruto off of her, throwing him, yes, THROWING him into the back room, locking the door as she undid her disguise, returning to her true Verosika form.
"I am going to fuck you…" She said as she pushed Naruto on his back, grabbing his ankles, holding them up as she entering the Amazon Position. "HARD!"
And fuck him, Verosika did.
The entire strip club could hear Naruto and Verosika's howls, grunts, moans, and groans of pleasure.
Twenty Minutes Later…
Verosika, back in her disguise, and Naruto, limped out of the back room.
Verosika, VERY satisfied with a huge smile and visible walking limp.
Naruto, now sobered up, had his back scratched and bloodied, his eye slightly swollen, and a limp.
"You want some ice for your crotch?" a male stripper offered.
"Sure…"
Naruto accepted the ice, gathered his pants, outright abandoning his shirt, and got out with Verosika.
"I think you got me pregnant, stud, you came in my brain." Verosika joked as they walked out, holding hands.
Verosika felt Naruto squeeze her hand.
"Really?"
Guilt set in as Verosika saw the look on Naruto's face.
"No… remember, as a succubus, I choose when I get pregnant." She said as she caressed his face, squeezing his hand back as she saw sadness and disappointment set it. "I'm just… not ready yet, stud, please understand."
"I do, my Star, I do." Naruto replied, smiling reassuringly. "Besides, with Andy, do we want another baby this early?"
The two laughed and got in the car, driving past a van that held four sinners and a fox child, all five of them being people Naruto knew.
These five people heading toward battle.
Chapter 110, DONE!
I had a LOT of fun with this chapter.
Showed how scary Tamamo could be.
Mentioned Katsuyu the Slug and Manda the Snake, because Yes, they are characters, just need to figure out what to do with them. Yes, Gamakichi won't be apart of this hostage exchange.
OOph, Verosika fucked Naruto Amazon style.
Oh, New art on Deviantart if you wanna check that out.
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