Original Posted On Aug. 17, 2024
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Review Responses:
Bednarczykmiki: DEER SEASON! HOUND SEASON! DEER SEASON! Love cotton candy… oh the song, yeah that too.
Gamelover41592: Thank you.
Devilscreed: Thank you. That was what I was going for with Verosika.
DireWolf1412: Yeah, with how things have played out in this story, that emotional explosion wasn't necessary.
StrongGuy159: Well, Kushina died in Childbirth and Minato died in a Car accident. Where they ended up… only I know. As for why everyone calls Naruto Stray Dog. In the human world, kids called him that due to his facial scars, having been attacked by a stray dog. As for demons calling him that, Alastor called him the Stray Dog Overlord after Naruto killed Stark, the Wolf Pack Overlord.
DaftMerc39: That's a good title for Naruto. Yeah, Boo and I were thinking of making Verosika and maybe other Characters sing songs that are original, so I tried it here. Glad you like it. Oh, lord, Alien: Romulus… where they show a facehugger's cock go into someones mouth. That's Face-Rape my Alien, you're going to jail. I know, many things in the Alien Series are based off of Vagina's, the 'thick' lipped doors and the face huggers underbelly.
MichaelTheFox: Charlie would be an adorable mother. But my question is: Who carries it?
SniperBro1998: Yeah… Fuu did. Yep. Andy was hungry, so she slurped that noodly shadow like noodles.
ShadowBloodedge9396: The sad part about the song, I STRUGGLED thinking of how the 'music/beat' would go, like to describe it. Couldn't think of anything, so I went a jazz route. Little Misfortune fucked me up… it's so sad that the MC has to go through so much terrible stuff. If Alastor hurt Andy, Naruto would be the least of his worries. Charlie would go after him herself.
FoxDemon1023: Andromeda is 5 months old, born April 20th, and it us currently September in story.
StarDustDragonknight: Me too.
Jebest4781: Thank you.
Jacobkimes5: I get the feeling that no matter what I say, you'll be argumentative.
Yami Luna Kitsune: Little Misfortune is a Video Game, look it up on youtube. Yeah, I know, Verosika disrespecting her spear like that. OH, you think Viki was a bitch then… read this chapter.
Fenris Silverblood: You'll be saying Fuu needs help again.
MEATBICYCLE: I'm just happy to know that the sudden negativity wasn't you. Andromeda Sol Uzumaki will be a monster when she grows up, especially to her enemies. I don't know the character you compare, but yes.
Guest: That's the truth.
Rick: I thought it was funny. Nothing more than that.
Scheffinator: Thank you.
Reggad the Knife: Neat. Surprised you weren't threatening Alastor for attacking Andromeda.
Nicholas: Indeed.
Ice: Interesting, I didn't know that.
Sheploo: I know.
Yenke: Little Nightmares? Little Misfortune is a video game you can watch on Youtube.
Marshman101: Thank you, I am having fun with Butler of Morningstar.
MisterWriter1994: LOL, he did.
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 120: One Emotion to Another
Stola's House…
After a very silent drive, Blitz stopped his van outside Stolas's mansion.
Stolas unbuckled his seatbelt, taking notice that Blitz wasn't preparing to get out of the car.
"Blitz," Stolas used his preferred name. "Come on, we are going to watch a movie."
He softly stared at the Imp, who stared blankly ahead before slowly unbuckling his seatbelt.
"Yeah… we said that…" Blitz mumbled as he got out of the van.
He walked stiffly and slowly, his right hand holding his left elbow as he looked at the ground.
The two entered the house, Blitz putting his shoes near the door as they took their jackets off.
With an order of ice cream by Stolas, the two went to the living room.
"So, what movie do you want to watch?" Stolas asked as Blitz sat on the couch.
"…"
"… uhm… how about this one?" Stolas asked, trying to smile and be upbeat, but failing as he held up a copy of 'The Evil Dead'.
Blitz shrugged.
Stolas felt a wave of nervous panic wash over him as he put the movie away, his eyes darting around and landing on a classic.
"How about the Exorcist?"
"…Okay…" Blitz replied in a defeated tone.
Stolas put the movie in the dvd player as the servants arrived with several tubs of ice cream of various flavors with two bowls and spoons.
The movie's adds started as Stolas sat on the couch, putting an arm around Blitz… only to feel him flinch.
"Blitz…"
"Stolas…"
"Yes…"
Blitz slowly turned to Stolas, his eyes heavily watering, his lip quivering as he tried to hold everything in.
"…"
Garbled sounds, some low, some high pitched.
Blitz grabbed Stolas, pulling him into a hug as his emotional damn shattered.
Tearing up himself, Stolas hugged the imp as the movie started.
"There… there…"
Meanwhile, Lust Ring, Ozzie's…
"… right NOW!" A drunk Verosika demanded, pointing at Millie and Moxxie.
Asmodeus and Fizzarolli were on their knees.
"I'm sorry I took my joke to far." The Lust King apologized, honestly sorry.
"I'm sorry I went with it." Fizzarolli apologized.
"I'm Sorry for kicking you." Millie added.
The three looked at Moxxie.
"I accept your apologies." Moxxie said.
Asmodeus breathed a sigh of relief as Verosika, with her hands on her hips, nodded before losing her balance.
"WOAH!"
The Embodiment of Lust caught the succubus.
"Alright, I feel like you three should stay the night." Asmodeus said as he carried Verosika, gesturing for the Imps to follow him.
Fizzarolli separated from the group, going to wait for Asmodeus so they could go home.
"You three can share the room I use when I sleep here." Asmodeus explained as he unlocked the door to his private bedroom in the restaurant.
"Oh… thank you sir." Moxxie thanked, blushing.
Just a moment ago, they were apologizing, but now it was calm and comforting.
"Just don't go through my drawers… I got a lot of things here." Was all Asmodeus said as he put Verosika on the bed. "Here, drink some water to curb that hang over, dear."
Verosika drank some water, slowly sobering slightly.
'Oh, lord…' She felt herself shrink as she thought about the nights events as Asmodeus left the imps and succubus. 'Why…'
"Well, I'll take the couch, you two can take the bed… Verosika?" Moxxie said as he and Millie turned to see that Verosika had broken into tears.
"Vero, what's wrong?" Millie asked her daughter-in-law, getting on the bed and putting a comforting hand on her shoulder.
"WHY?" Verosika choked out, burrowing her face into her arms. "WHY DID I DO THAT…"
She tried to wipe her tears, but they just kept coming as self-loathing and disgust burned in her skin.
"Do what?" Moxxie asked, joining her and Millie on the bed, holding water for her to drink.
Verosika took a sip before she tried to catch her break, her make-up smearing her face.
"I thought… I thought that after all this time… I'd have let go…" She choked out, face palming as her waterworks continued to work. "That I'd stop being mad… but…"
She shuddered.
Memories of her relationship of Blitz.
Their happiness.
Their argument.
Eevee.
"But after all this time…" Verosika yelled in agony. "I couldn't let it go… this anger… after what he did to us… I can't let my anger against him go…"
Millie and Moxxie looked at each other.
'Blitz.' They thought, then thinking about what Verosika could have been possibly talking about. 'Oh, the song from earlier. She joined in attacking Blitz.'
Verosika sipped more water, her hands shaking.
Her heart pounded in her chest.
"I angrily harassed Blitz… I thought I had moved on… but… this anger… after what he did to us…" Verosika continued to think of Eevee. "This anger will always live inside of me…"
Anger, confusion, and wanting to move forward just blending together.
However, Millie gave a gentle hug, her hand running through Verosika's hair.
A soothing calm began to wash over Verosika as Moxxie used a clothing to gently dab her cheeks, cleaning the tear stains and make-up.
"Don't worry, dear. We'll help you." Millie calmly whispered.
Comfort made Verosika's eyes heavy as all her anguish faded away.
Accepting her In-Laws attempt to help, Verosika closed her eyes.
"I want to apologize…" She mumbled before falling asleep.
After cleaning their daughter-in-law up, Millie and Verosika fell asleep on the bed as Moxxie slept on the couch.
Meanwhile, Gluttony Ring, Bee's Mansion…
"Hey, Naruto, you wanna go sing?" Bee asked the hound as he walked out of the bathroom.
"Hm…" Naruto cupped his chin… and then grinned. "Sure, but first, I need a bed, a book, a sandwich, and a plate of Blueberry muffins.
The Bar…
Vortex, Loona, and Jayjay were sitting at the bar, enjoying themselves as they drank cosmopolitans.
Specifically, Blushing Pink Cosmopolitan Fluffy Pussy.
1 Part Whipped Cream Vodka.
1 Part Raspberry Pucker.
½ Lemoncello.
Shaken over ice, poured in glass, add Heavy Cream.
Topped off with Whipped Cream and Sprinkles.
"… fuck, these are good…" Jayjay said as she put her empty glass down, ordering another.
"Oh, god, is that… NO… it couldn't be…"
Loona deadpanned, her good mood destroyed when she spun in her chair to see Viki and her little gang walking up to them.
"Hm?"
Vortex and Jayjay turned to see Viki… who was staring at Jayjay, seemingly ignoring Loona.
"I think it is Viki."
"Yeah, the Fat Ass that Stark was talking about." Viki attacked.
Jayjay went stiff, eyes widening at the mention of Starks name.
"Blue fur, pinkish hair, and a big gut so huge that she has her own gravitational pull." Another one of Viki's group said in a harassing tone.
"That HAS to be her. But let's check her breast. Stark DID say he bit her there…"
"HEY!" Loona shouted, getting off of her chair, standing between the closed off hound and Vortex. "Get the fuck out of here, BITCH!"
The crowd near them GASPED.
Loona ignored them.
"What, Lunatic Loona going to defend Starks Sloppy Seconds? I knew it. There had to be NO WAY that the Stray Dog Overlord would marry a loose cunt like you." Viki stated with a cocky tone. "Oh, what are you gonna do? Protest against the claims against you and Jayjay…"
A hand SLAPPED Viki, sending her glasses flying across the room, Viki spinning several times before being caught by her friends.
Vortex had gotten in front of Loona, his arm extended, huffing with MURDER in his eyes.
"KEEP MY GIRLS NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" he bellowed.
Viki snarled, only to go from vicious to scared when Loona and Vortex chested up.
Whimpering and yelping, Viki and her friends ran out of the building.
Taking deep breathes, Loona and Vortex went to Jayjay's side.
She was shivering, clearly deep in her thoughts.
"Jayjay…"
Vortex felt and saw Jayjay pull away, turning to look at him.
Her focus returned to the present.
"Vortex… I'm… I'm okay…" She stuttered out, leaning forward, her forehead pressing into his shoulder. "Thank you."
"Anytime, Bluejay." Vortex said as he hugged his girlfriend as Loona gave a sigh of relief.
"What happened?"
The three hounds were pulled from their thoughts as Naruto approached them, looking at Viki's fleeing group.
"Don't worry about it. Vortex handled it." Loona told her husband.
"Oh, okay…" Naruto said before he grabbed Vortex and Jayjay's wrists, his tail wrapping around Loona, lifting her up. "Because I need your help.
He dragged the three of them away from the bar.
"NARUTO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"
Naruto didn't answer, just smirking like a dumbass.
Ten Minutes Later…
"Alright, everyone," Queen Bee announced as she drew everyone's attention to the stage… which had a bed, a stool, a book, a sandwich, and a plate of blueberry muffins. "We have some guests who asked if they could perform a song, please give them a warm welcome."
The crowd of hounds, imps, and Succubi/incubi cheered as the lights dimmed, focusing on the bed.
On it, Loona and Naruto were… humping before 'Climaxing'.
"Oh, Danny," Loona said, blushing and trying not to smirk out of embarrassment. "That was amazing."
"I know," Naruto said with a confident tone, revealing he was wearing a red sleeping kimono. "But now that we've had successful intercourse, it's time for the romance to begin."
He looked off the bed, drawing the crowd's attention to Vortex… who was dressed as a ninja.
"Ninja Brian, hand me that book of Erotic Fiction." Naruto demanded.
Vortex grabbed the book off the stool, throwing it at Naruto, who caught it, opening it.
"This is the story," Naruto looked out to the audience. "Of the Ultimate Sandwich."
A puff of smoke appeared before the bed, revealing Queen Bee and Jayjay, both wearing naked aprons and tiny chef hats with a cauldron before them, steam emitting from it as each one held a large wooden spoon in their hand as the music picked up.
*Ninja Sex Party: Ultimate Sandwich*
"~Five feet high and three feet wide
No one's ever eaten the whole thing and survived
It comes with a bucket of ranch on the side
It's the Ultimate Sandwich (Dear God!)
The Ultimate Sandwich (Oh shit!)~"
Many of the crowd got into it, some laughing, some unsure, most to drunk or high to care.
"~Its taste could drive a lesser man insane
Served on wheat bread made from thirty thousand separate grains
It was made by a demon in his kitchen of pain
It's the Ultimate Sandwich (Sweet Christ!)
The Ultimate Sandwich (Fuck yeah!)~"
As the song progressed, Bee and Jayjay 'Added Ingredients' to the cauldron, with Bee adding hints of her magic inside.
Loona, wanting to just smile and smirk at how ludicrous this was, had to act like she was disturbed by Naruto's intense care for a sandwich.
"~Whoa-ho
It's a shit-ton of chicken
On a dickload of ham
An explosion of clams
Whoa-ho
Top that fucker with yams
Now just add panther, bear meat, and duck
And you've got a sandwich that I'd like to fuck!
I mean eat...what?~"
Loona, Vortex, Bee, Jayjay, and the crowd did a double take as Naruto acted embarrassed, trying to make it sound like he didn't want to fuck the Ultimate Sandwich.
This was followed by howls of laughter and joy.
"~The ultimate sandwich uses weapons-grade ham
To awaken your passions, make you feel like a man
It's as dense as an anvil and as big as a raft
Its sun-dried tomatoes grip the sides of my shaft~"
Naruto had grabbed the sandwich that was on the stool, pressing it against his dick, thrusting against it.
Vortex and Loona could barely keep their laughter in as Naruto was getting into Character.
He chose to go Method.
"~Topped with man's hottest peppers on the world's coldest cuts
It's time to get sexy, no ifs, and, or buts
As I thrust deep inside it, bacon grazes my nuts
It's the Ultimate Sandwich (Oh tits!)
The Ultimate Sandwich (Hot balls!)~"
Naruto ripped off his kimono, jumping on the sandwich and humping it as Loona, in 'disgust' got off the bed and walked off stage.
"~Whoa-ho
It's a legend of lunches
The lord of buffets
I could slam it for days~"
Vortex grabbed the plate of muffins, beginning to eat one.
"~Whoa ho
It sets my patties ablaze
It's time to stuff my stuff in its stuffing
Ninja Brian for practice I nailed your blueberry muffins~"
Vortex's eyes widened in confusion and then darkened with rage.
Naruto jumped off the bed, sandwich remains on his crotch.
"~Oh, but not the one you're eating right now, Brian.
All right, I fucked that muffin too.
You gonna judge me? You gonna be a Judgey Jason about this?~"
Vortex grabbed Naruto and 'RIPPED' him in half, dropping his torso and legs to the ground in anger.
"~Ah! You have cleaved my entire body in half.~"
As the song ended, Bee flared her magic, causing sparks to fly out of the cauldron.
As the sparks entered the air, they transformed into sandwiches, raining down upon the crowd.
Everyone, hyped by the song, grabbed them and began to eat them.
Naruto, Loona, Vortex, Jayjay, and Bee took a bow.
"Do you feel better?" Naruto asked Jayjay, as she and Bee had provided the back up vocals.
"Yeah, I really do." Jayjay said hugging Naruto. "You little turd."
Naruto rolled his eyes as he got another drink.
And drink they all did.
The night became a blur.
Next Morning…
Naruto snored.
He was cuddling between Loona, Jayjay, Vortex, and Bee.
The five of them on the ground, covered in a blanket.
"… Charlie…" Naruto slurred as his eyes lazily opened, his breathing being chopping as he sat up. 'No… wait… I'm at Bee's place…'
Loona mumbled as Naruto rubbed his eyes.
"Nightmare?" Loona asked as she started to wake up.
"No… I had a strange dream."
"Penny for your thoughts?" Loona asked as she sat up, leaning into him.
"I was… a gladiator… or something… I was a kid, and I was fighting in an arena, and Charlie bought me from the owner, who was a rabbit demon. Then she took me home, and turned me into her butler… except not really as her parents said I have one year to prove myself or else I'll be killed… and my mentor is Walter from Hellsing Ultimate… or was it the Abridged version?" Naruto asked himself.
Loona giggled, kissing his cheek.
"You're so fucking weird." She whispered, pulling him back down, sleep taking them again.
Meanwhile…
"You okay, Verosika?" Millie asked calmly and cautiously Verosika as Moxxie drove them home.
"Yes, I am fine, Millie." Verosika replied as they neared Dry Fuck Studios.
Ever since the three of them woke up that morning, Millie and Moxxie have been cautious around her, making sure she was doing okay, especially after last nights drunken outburst.
Even though they themselves were dealing with their hangovers, they prioritized her over themselves.
Millie nodded, accepting the answer as she refused to let Verosika's hand go for now.
Genuinely, Verosika was touched.
But, at the same time, she was deep in thought.
While more sound of mind and grounded, Verosika felt angry at herself for her actions the night before.
Specifically, humiliating Blitz.
Putting her head to her forehead, she closed her eyes.
'How am I going to apologize to him for this?' She thought as DFS came into view. 'I can't think of how he will react when I do. Will he think I am lying? Or will he freak out on me like he did when we broke up?'
That uncertainty made her nerves tighten in her stomach as they entered DFS's drive way.
"Fuu's really blasting her music…" Moxxie mumbled as they got out of the car, able to faintly hear the music.
"Well, her ears are gonna pay the price when she goes deaf." Millie said as she prepared herself for the loud noises.
Opening the door allowed the sound vibrations to become louder.
"FUU! FUU! FUU WHE…"
A crash upstairs alerted them to Fuu's location.
Heading upstairs, Verosika heard sounds in the game room.
"Fuu…" Verosika winced as the music was loudest here.
"SHINO!"
Verosika was started when a butt-naked Fuu pounced her, well, she was wearing one of Naruto's duel disks for some reason.
The two landed on the ground, Fuu hugging the Succubus tightly.
"SHINO, WHEN DID YOU GROW BOOBS?" Fuu giggled, not releasing the Succubus.
"Fuu, what has gotten..."
"SHINO, SHINO, SHINO, I LOVE YOU!" Fuu shouted, then laughing before she locked lips with Verosika.
Not that Verosika minded, she liked it, but…
"FUU, what the fuck are you…" Verosika shouted, pushing the sinner off as Fuu began to shudder.
Sadly, Verosika was cut off when vomit shot into her mouth, courtesy of Fuu.
Fuu swayed before collapsing, continuing to puke.
Disgusted, Verosika spat out what had gotten in her mouth.
"FUU WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!" Verosika shouted, getting up as Fuu went still.
She nudged Fuu.
"Hey… hey… Fuu…" She knelt down and began to shake her. "Fuu, this isn't fucking funny."
Fuu began to convulse, coughing and gagging as she continued to puke.
'What… are those pills?' Verosika thought as she noticed parts of the material in said bile was indeed partially dissolved pills.
Realization struck Verosika like a truck and panic overwrote anything.
Grabbing the duel disk, putting it on and activating it, Verosika grabbed Fuu, not caring about getting dirty, and ran out of the room.
"MILLIE, MOXXIE!"
"Wha-oh Satan, what…" Moxxie began to shout as Verosika headed toward the door.
"No time, get outside!"
The four got outside, with Verosika and Moxxie carrying Fuu.
Drawing a card, putting as much magic she could muster into it to make it solid, Verosika summoned the Blue-Eyes White Dragon.
The creature knelt down, allowing the imps, succubus, and sinner to get on.
"To Sloth!" Verosika ordered, directing the dragon to said ring.
With complete obedience and loyalty, Blue-Eyes took flight.
Chapter 120, DONE!
Shit is serious now.
Fuu's antics are now biting her in the ass.
Naruto's dream is a crack at the newest story I am writing, Butler of Morningstar, if you want to see NarutoXHazbin, I recommend.
If you enjoyed the chapter, leave a review, even if you hated it because it helps me become a better author.