Isle Of Despair Chapter 2: Not So Happy Campers! - Part 2, a total drama series fanfic

Welcome! Chapter 2 is here! The previous chapter was mostly just character introduction, but here is where the action will begin. Who will perish? Who will be the sole survive? Without further ado… I present to you… Chapter two…

Theme Song

The camera had static and opened to up see Chris in the same spot as the previous episode with the Killer Bass on his right and the Gophers on his left.

Chris grinned his iconic sadistic smile as he realized the cameras had begun rolling. "Welcome back to Total! Drama! Island! Last time, we met twenty-two of our victims and had them separated into two teams." The camera flashed quickly to a close-up of the Gophers on his left and the Bass on his right.

"Before we begin the first challenge, I'll go over some rules and let all of you guys settle in!" Chris turned around to face all of the campers and crossed his arms, still giving off his iconic smile.

"Rule number one! You all are sixteen! I feel as if that's old enough for each of you to run around 'unsupervised' So you can all run around doing as you please as long as it's within our rules." Cody gave a wink to Gwen who flipped the middle finger at the scrawny geek.

"Rule number two! There will be no violence against the host or any of the staff here! We all are armed with handguns at the minimum and won't hesitate to 'restrain' you all if you break this rule. However! Violence against your fellow campers is frowned upon… but it's not illegal!" Eva smirked at Sadie and Katie who were previously whispering at each other before quickly silencing themselves after seeing the bully's gaze.

"Rule number three! If any of you try to escape from this island via boat or swimming or whatever. Know that interns are guarding the perimeter of the island and that they will not hesitate to shoot you should try to leave." The camera flashed to a view of a small boat much less formal than the ones the contestants arrived on with two interns holding handguns and facing the camera.

"Rule number four! And this is an important one so everybody listen up here! Two life idols will be hidden around the island around halfway through the competition." Chris held two small wooden busts that carved out his face with his iconic sadistic smirk. "If you find one of these idols and bring them to me, I will break said idols and let you or anybody of your choosing to leave the competition with their lives." Many of the campers looked around at each other at each other.

"So what you're saying is that three people at the maximum can leave here with their lives?" LeShawna asked the murderous host.

"Bingo! But don't get too excited everyone! These life idols are hidden around the island in very hard-to-find locations. I would not be surprised if nobody finds them at all." Chris gave the two small busts to a large black man in a Chef's outfit who walked away with them.

"Number five! Each team will have one cabin, Gophers on the east side and Bass on the west." Chris turned to a grinning Cody who looked lost in his thoughts. "Don't get too excited though, they're not co-ed: each gender will occupy one of the two rooms of the cabin. We can't have hormonal sixteen-year-olds sleeping next to each other if you know what I mean." Many of the campers rolled their eyes at Chris except for an upset Cody who snapped his fingers in disappointment.

(Confessional: Chris)

The camera cut static to the interior of an outhouse with flies buzzing around a single lightbulb hanging from the ceiling while Chris sat on the toilet that occupied most of the space as Chris stared dead center at the camera. "One final thing! This is the confessional outhouse! This is where you can record your thoughts, your feelings, your final thoughts if you want, and cast your votes to execute your fellow campers!" He stands up from the toilet and exits the outhouse

(End Confessional: Chris)

The camera cuts back to the outside where all the campers look at Chris exiting the outhouse.

"So! Would anybody like a go?"

(Confessional: Gwen)

Gwen sat down on the toilet and looked around the interior of the small structure.

"Um… Okay… So far this sucks… A lot."

(End Confessional: Gwen)

(Confessional: Noah)

Noah sat down on the confessional toilet, nearly falling into the large hole before catching himself by leaning himself forward.

"Hey, mom! Hey, dad! Who am I kidding, I have eight older siblings, my family probably won't realize that I'm missing until five weeks from now. But! I have a plan! I always do!"

(End Confessional: Noah)

(Confessional: Courtney)

Courtney sat on the toilet and sat straight up into a formal position facing the camera with a stern expression on her face.

"I know that I'm not in the best of positions right now, from what I have seen so far, my team is the inferior, with two wailing members, a delinquent, a guy who's given up already, a jock who seems clumsy as ever, and one of the twins who's been crying for her bestie ever since we got here. I'll have to put my utmost effort into leading my team to victory here!"

(End Confessional: Courtney)

(Confessional: Owen)

Owen occupied most of the confessional, barely fitting in the room with his enormous girth before crying.

"WHAAAAHAAA! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEHAHIEEEE!"

(End Confessional: Owen)

(Confessional: Izzy)

Izzy stood close to the camera, nearly blocking the entire screen with her face alone.

"Oh my fucking God! People are, like, going to die and shit! Izzy can't wait to see people go boom!" Izzy grinned a smile almost as devious as Chris's before leaving the outhouse.

(End Confessional: Izzy)

As Izzy leaped into the crowd of campers, Chris began to gesture his hands over where two cabins stood. "Okay, is this everyone? I'll give you all time to unpack and talk to each other before I begin the first challenge of Total Drama Island! Just a reminder, Bass on the west and Gophers on the east."

The campers began walking toward the two cabins to unpack.

Trent entered the wooden cabin with his guitar case on his back along with two suitcases full of his luggage with Justin and Noah behind him.

"Guess this is our living quarters, bunk beds huh?" Trent looked at the three sets of bunk beds as Cody strutted him in and Owen tried squeezing through the door.

"WOOHOO! BUNK BEDS! AWESOME! I CALL TOP BUNK!" Owen cheered as he climbed onto the top bunk only for it to collapse onto the bunk below it, nearly crushing Noah and his belongings.

"Easy there, big guy! We aren't supposed to have any deaths before the competition! I guess you can have that bed since bunking with you is probably gonna be an execution method here." Noah glared his eyes at Owen who had a sheepish smile on his face.

Cody examined the wall that separated the genders in the cabins, trying to find any peepholes that he could look through. "Man, it sucks that these cabins aren't co-ed."

Trent rolled his eyes at the tech geek. "Do you really think that you're gonna survive here by being a massive pervert?"

The geek looked back at the musician quickly. "Nah, I've already accepted the fact I'm gonna kick the bucket, I at least want to get some play before I die. Ya feel?"

Noah rolled his eyes for the umpteenth time. "No, I don't, but it's your loss, not mine." Noah exited the cabin as Trent and Justin looked back at the perverted brunette.

Cody looked at the two handsome guys in annoyance. "What is he gay or something? Not that there's anything wrong with that."

The two taller guys both shrugged before resuming to organize their personal belongings in silence.

The silence in the cabin was interrupted by a death-worthy scream from the girls' side of the cabin, where Cody quickly jumped to his feet and ran too.

The camera cut to the girls' side of the cabin where Katie, Lindsay, and Beth had jumped to the top of one of the beds, barely stressing the cheap mattress.

"Kill it! Kill it now!" Katie screeched as she pointed to one of the beds with a blanket covering it.

Tyler, Geoff, Eva, and Cody entered the room in confusion, expecting the room to have a corpse in it, only to be surprised by the girls cornering up onto the top right bunk bed.

"What is it?" Tyler questioned looking at the bed the three girls were screeching at.

"No idea! These three girls just began screaming like crazy! Apparantly it's something in pretty rich girls bed." LeShawna pointed her thumb at an offended Heather.

Eva walked over to the bed and unveiled the blanket to reveal a cockroach roaming around the bed.

The reveal of the tiny critter caused the three girls and Cody to screech once more.

Eva picked up the little creature with two fingers before eradicating the poor insect with her squeezing hand, opening it to drop the dead bug.

"Weak," was all the brute said as she walked out of the cabin, bumping into Cody who was pushed back by Eva's strength.

Cody smiled at the girls before trying to talk smoothly to them. "You know, I could have done that too." He looked at the girls and gave them a wink and a flashing grin.

The three girls started screeching at the tech geek to get out of the room.

The camera cut to the Bass boys' side of the cabin where Harold, DJ, Ezekiel, and Duncan were unloading their luggage as Geoff and Tyler entered the cabin.

"So who died?" Duncan asked the two entering boys as Tyler frowned at his comment.

"A little cockroach who caused the Gopher girls to scream which Eva mercilessly squished." The party animal said to the delinquent who turned to him as he finished unpacking his luggage.

"Hold on. Iron Woman squished the cockroach or the gopher girls?" Duncan quipped. At this point, Harold and Ezekiel turned to frown at the mohawked delinquent as DJ started tearing up at the mention of death.

"Would you knock it off? Your comments aren't helping anybody at all." Harold scolded Duncan who simply rolled his eyes at the lanky nerd.

"Please. It's less competition for us and it increases our chances of survival." Duncan crossed his arms and looked at the rest of the Bass boys who all began to glare at him.

The delinquent, realizing everyone was glaring at him gave his rebuttal. "Chill! I was just joking! There's no need to be so harsh!" The delinquent exited the cabin, relieving pressure on the rest of the boys there.

Harold simply sighed and turned to look at the prairie boy. "You know, you've been really calm compared to everyone here."

The prairie boy nodded to the red-haired nerd. "Yup, I've already made peace with my upcoming death, eh." The homeschooler held up a red leather bible and set it on top of a drawer. "I'm not gonna try to convert you, but I feel as if acceptance of death calms your nerves, eh."

As DJ ran out of the cabin with tears in his eyes at the mention of death, Geoff turned to talk with the short farmer. "I agree little dude, if we're all gonna be floored in eight weeks, I don't see why we shouldn't go out with an AWESOME PARTY!"

Tyler turned to the blonde boy and sighed. "I don't know, man. I'm possibly the clumsiest person alive and I don't wanna go out embarrassingly."

Harold nodded and turned to the homeschooler. "Yeah, I have some wicked skillz that I can utilize before I die. I'm gonna go down with honor, just like the way of the Samurai, not as a coward who worries about his final days."

(Confessional: Harold)

Harold looked at the camera with a sad frown.

"It seems as if all these guys are cool. Well… except for Duncan." Harold sighed again. "GOSH! It's kinda sad because it just makes it more sad when anybody dies."

(End Confessional: Harold)

The camera cut from static to the Bass girls' side of the cabin where Courtney entered with a frown on her face as she looked at a wailing Sadie who kept crying about Katie, a tired Bridgette who had stopped crying at this point but still held a sad look on her face, a crazy Izzy who was hanging upside down from her top bunk with a sharp smile on her face, and Eva who simply looked at the CIT with an angered expression.

Izzy grinned a similair sadistic smile to Chris which caused Courtney to walk to the only sane person in the room.

Courtney sighed and walked to the bunk with the blonde surfer chick wondering if the girl would even try to strike up a conversation after doing nothing but crying on her time at the island.

Courtney approached the girl and looked down at her. "H- Hi. I'm Courtney."

Bridgette looked up at Courtney with a tired expression on her face and dried tears on her cheeks.

"I'm… Bridgette." Bridgette stood up while speaking in a soft, quiet voice.

Courtney looked at the blonde girl trying to find the best way to cheer her up. She gave her a fake smile and spoke to the surfer. "I know being on this island is unfortunate, but you have to be strong, Bridgette, you won't survive by sobbing at each danger you come across. I know that might come across as cold, but it's the truth."

Eva spoke from across the room, her first words since she had entered the cabin, to the surfer chick. "She's right you know, you have to toughen up or you will die."

Bridgette frowned at the brute before turning to the mocha-skinned girl and nodded at her. "You're right, I just… I miss my mom and friends…" Bridgette looked up at Courtney who nodded at her in agreement.

"I do too. I miss them a lot. But remember that they wouldn't want you to spend your potentially last days sobbing to yourself. You have to be strong. For them." Courtney gave a smile to the surfer chick. The CIT was naturally an expert at giving improvised speeches on the spot.

Bridgette gave a smile at Courtney before the megaphone screeched out loud with an unfamiliar rough voice. "Pretty boy says that all y'all maggots should come to the big wooden cabin at the center of the campgrounds pronto!"

The camera flashed to Trent and Noah entering the large cabin.

The cabin had two tables. On the left table sat the Gophers, whilst on the right was the Bass. On the far right side of the room, there was a window that looking through revealed a kitchen. On the walls of the room hung portraits of each of the campers.

Chris entered the room with a large black man in a chef's outfit behind him. From the look on his ruthless face, he seemed five times tougher than Eva. The black chef held a cleaver in one hand while he walked alongside the sadistic host.

"Campers, meet our five-star Chef: Chef Hatchet!"

Chef's Total Drama Stereotype: The Cook with a Chainsaw and a Hook! (Not really)

Suddenly the angry cook snarled and began speaking. "Here's the deal maggots! I serve you three times per day! Breakfast, lunch, and dinner! You eat what I cook, no complaints at all less you want to join the cooking process!" Chef held up his cleaver which many of the weaker campers flinched back at.

Chef stormed towards the kitchen area, making a thump with each footstep that was almost as loud as Owen's footsteps.

Beth raised her hand and Chris looked at the small girl. "What's up with these portraits around the walls?" She spat out through her braces as many other campers began looking at the portraits around the walls, mostly at themselves.

"Good question, Beth! These portraits are simple reminders for your fellow victims: of who passed and who's still living! A memorial if you will."

Chris grinned again. "Now! It's finally time for your first challenge! Put on your swimsuits and meet me by the top of a thousand-foot cliff in fifteen minutes, pronto!"

Chris held his handgun in a threatening manner as most of the contestants began scampering towards their cabins, not wanting to be late.

The camera flashed to the top of the thousand-foot cliff, where Owen, wearing a swimsuit that barely fit his girth, barely made the time mark as Chris checked his watch.

"Great!" Chris looked at all of the campers. "All you guys have to do is jump down this thousand-foot drop and land in that safe zone surrounded by buoys. Outside the safe zone are man-eating sharks. When you land in the water, Cheffy here will come pick you up in a boat." The camera flashed to Chef wearing a pink swimsuit and a ducky tube while driving a boat near the bottom of the cliff.

Noah looked at the host. "You're kidding, right? I don't suppose the show will go on if someone gets eaten alive down there."

Chris laughed at the Indian. "Yup! And if one of you gets eaten, you still have to vote off somebody, and it can't be someone already dead. The team that has the most jumpers will get an advantage in the next round Sound simple, enough?" Chris looked at the campers in anticipation of who would answer first.

"I guess so," Tyler said not realizing that Chris smiled harder when he spoke.

"Good!" Chris looked at the clumsy jock. "Because of that, your team will go first!" The rest of the Bass glared at the jock who looked down at his feet in embarrassment.

Tyler sighed. "I guess I will go first." He walked up to the ledge carefully, not to fall over his own feet. He wanted to make it up to his team for accidentally making them go first.

Tyler concentrated his eyes on the safe zone and jumped down into the abyss.

"EXTREME!" He yelled as he fell through the air and kept his eyes on the safe zone.

Tyler barely made it into the safe zone, his right ankle almost hitting the buoy, only for him to move it out of the way at the last second.

"Woah! I almost busted my leg there, man!" He looked up at the bass peering at the ledge of the cliff before giving them a thumbs up as he climbed aboard Chef's boat.

The jock who barely kept his legs on him shook himself dry as atop the cliff Bridgette looked back at his team.

"So… who is going next? Bridgette looked back at her team all of them whistling and looking away."

Bridgette sighed in disappointment as she leaped off the cliff and began falling towards the safe zone. She sighed in relief as she landed in the marked area.

Chris smiled. "So! Two points for the bass so far and no fatal injuries yet! Who is going next?"

Duncan rolled his eyes and walked forward. "If none of these pansies want to go ahead I'll go ahead myself."

The delinquent looked off the cliff eyeing the safe zone before he took a leap of faith. He made it quietly thanking his instincts before boarding the boat with the help of Bridgette and Tyler.

Eva stepped forward before Chris could comment at all. "Criminal is right. You all can't be pansies. IF YOU DON'T JUMP, I'LL MAKE SURE YOU REGRET IT!" She hollered back at her team who all recoiled back, except Izzy who simply laughed at her.

DJ stammered back in fear. "I'm not sure if I can do it… I have a fear of heights!" Chris chuckled at the brick house's fear before he walked up to him holding a hat that resembled a chicken.

"That's alright big fella! As long as you wear this chicken hat for the rest of the day and you let your team lose a point!" DJ eyed the chicken hat and reached to grab it. Eva stepped forward to the brick house ready to give him a fear of her fists, but Courtney stopped and whispered to her before she could give him a beat down. "Don't." The CIT whispered to the muscular girl. "I've seen the other team and I don't think all of them are going to jump."

Eva pulled her arm away from Courtney's hand and glared at her. "Well then pretty girl, why don't you jump off then?"

Courtney nodded in agreement before looking back at her team and then off the cliff.

"Normally, I wouldn't do this under any circumstance, but we are in a dire situation here." The CIT strutted forward before leaping into the safe zone below. She smiled as she realized she landed in the safe area.

Back on top of the cliff, Ezekiel gave a quick prayer before he jumped off of the cliff and landed in the water below, quietly thanking God as he boarded Chef's boat.

Harold gave a cheer as he dived perfectly into the safe zone right in the center.

(Confessional: Harold)

Harold gave a sheepish smile as he looked at the camera, obviously proud of the accuracy of his dive.

"I've learned how to dive accurately from Swimming Steve's Swim Camp."

(End Confessional: Harold)

At the top of the cliff, Sadie looked at Chris with tears in her eyes. "Chris! I have to be on the same team as Katie!"

Chris sighed as the two BFFFLs got on their knees and started pleading to Chris who grew an exasperated look on his face, highly contrasting his often sadistic smirk.

The host yelled at the two twins. "ZIP IT! You two are staying on the teams I gave you! UNDERSTAND?" The host yelled at the two best friends while many of the campers smiled at the agitation Chris was receiving.

Sadie sighed and picked up the chicken hat Chris held before walking down the hill behind the campers towards the base of the cliff.

Chris yelled down the cliff so the campers who had already jumped could hear. "TWO CHICKENS SO FAR AND SIX JUMPERS." Duncan scowled at the news that his team was falling behind.

Izzy walked up to Eva and whispered to her. "Well, at least we know who will bite the dust if we lose! This is so exciting!"

Eva looked at the psycho hose beast with annoyance as Izzy made a slashing noise as she dragged her finger across her neck. "You're sick. I don't see you jumping. And from your sickly attitude, we might choose you first!"

Izzy rolled her eyes at the muscular girl. "Chill out! Don't be such an uptight bitch! Izzy walked towards the edge of the cliff and jumped yelling "YIPPEKAYAY!" while she stumbled out of the safe zone.

The bass on board the boat, in fear of the crazy girl getting slaughtered by the sharks, yelled out to her to rush on board. The girl simply laughed and swam quickly onto the boat, boarding it as the man-eating sharks ignored her.

(Confessional: Izzy)

Izzy smiled while playing with her orange hair on top of the toilet, watching it as it shined from the flickering lightbulb above her. "I wished more people would fall out of the safe zone. I have a natural shark repellent in my hair from the time I was abducted by aliens! I just jumped out of the safe zone to give a false sense of security, duh!"

(End Confessional: Izzy)

Atop the cliff, Geoff yelled out a cheer as he jumped off the cliff and landed in the safe zone, being helped on board by Bridgette and Ezekiel, whom he thanked.

Eva, the last bass member, jumped and made a loud splash as she landed in the safe zone. Ezekiel tried to help her on board, but she declined and got on the boat by herself.

Chris smiled as he looked at the Gophers. "So! The Killer Bass has two chickens! If two of you chicken out, it'll be a tie and neither team will receive the advantage. If three of you chicken out, the Killer Bass will get the advantage. So! Who is jumping first."

Trent walked forward with a confident look on his face. "I'll go." He walked towards the cliff as he scowled at Chris.

"WOOHOO! AWESOME MAN!" Owen cheered for Trent as Trent jumped off the cliff and landed in the safe zone.

"Quite excessive with the cheering, aren't we?" Noah looked at Owen. Owen simply smiled back at the Indian bookworm. "Awww. Don't be to upset little buddy! I'm just cheering on the team!"

Noah scowled at the large blonde. "I'm not your little buddy."

Owen frowned as Heather came up next to the large blonde boy. "Why don't you jump then Owen?"

Owen stepped back nervously. "Umm… maybe I should go last? I could cheer on the team while I'm up here…" The Gophers looked at the large blonde as he backed down.

"Oh hell nah, you're jumping! I ain't gonna lose today because your fatass was too scared to jump." LeShawna quipped at the blonde boy who was at the verge of tears.

"WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAAAAN?" The blonde boy cried as Chris put a chicken hat on his head and Owen rolled down the hill, accelerating faster and faster.

Beth walked up next to LeShawna. "You know, you could've handled that better."

LeShawna sighed. "You're right, girl, but we gotta all jump if we're gonna win this challenge."

LeShawna walked up towards the edge and jumped while eyeing the center of the safe zone.

"Phew!" She sighed in relief.

Cody strutted up to the ledge while the girls looked at him in annoyance and the guys looked at him in amusement.

"Hey, ladies! Check out how the Code-meister dives!" Cody leaped off of the cliff and headed straight towards the safe zone hitting the water with a sudden thud.

Cody rose out from the water and shrieked. "YIKES! It stings!" His body stung from the sudden impact of the water and he quickly scampered on board as LeShawna and Trent smirked at the tech-geek.

Noah looked back at his teammates. "So. Who is next?" Noah looked at Heather and then Justin who looked back at him.

Justin smiled at the bookworm. "Why don't you go? You know, prove your worth to the team?"

The bookworm looked back at the model, raising his eyebrows. "What do you mean by that?"

The dashing model looked back at the scrawny kid. "Well you're definitely the weakest one out of everyone here, so why don't you prove yourself to the rest of the team?"

The High-IQ Indian looked back at the muscular model. "Well, for your information. I have value in brains." Noah tapped his head repeatedly pointing to his brain. "I have smarts, the only thing you have is looks, and that won't get you too far. Especially if you get a scar on your arm and go berserk. Anyways! I'm going to jump."

He looked back down the cliff and aimed for the center of the safe zone. His light body made the smallest splash out of everyone who had jumped and he was helped onto the boat by Trent.

Justin gave a half-sincere smile as his fellow teammate who had just insulted him landed in the water. "I guess. I'll show my worth too." He winked at Katie and Lindsay, who both swooned from receiving acknowledgment from the sexy model.

Justin was in the safe zone and popped out from the water with his hair looking perfect, despite how wet it was. His muscles popped out of the water shining from the rays of the sun as Chef looked at the model with approvement.

Katie realized how her weakness may make her look like a target and reluctantly jumped without Sadie on her side.

(Confessional: Katie)

Katie sighs as she sits atop the toilet. "It's going to be really tough with Sadie on my team. We are BFFFLs! We do everything together! I don't think my team likes me after I've been crying for her all this time. From now on I've gotta toughen up! And I've gotta make sure Sadie toughens up too!"

(End Confessional: Kate)

Gwen and Heather looked at each other in the eyes, silently daring each other to go first. Lindsay and Beth looked at each other with nervousness, although Lindsay had a tinge of confusion in her eyes. Chris smiled at the four remaining Gophers girls. "Well! All four of you have to jump if you want your team to receive an advantage next round! Who's going up?"

Finally, Gwen gave in to Heather's gaze and rolled her eyes. "I guess I'll go. But you three better jump off the cliff too!"

Gwen looked down at the cliff and jumped, but not before flipping off Chris. The goth landed on the safe zone and sighed in relief as she boarded the boat while swatting away Cody's hand who tried to help her up.

Heather looked at the other two girls who looked back at her in silence. The queen bee eyed the dumb blonde who put her finger up to her chin in confusion. Heather decided to give her blonde teammates 'words of encouragement' before she would jump. "Lindsay, could you please go ahead and jump off this cliff, please? If you hit the water in a certain way, you might fix that blockage in your brain!"

Beth frowned at Heather before deciding to scold her, with her braces spitting directly at her. "You don't have to be so mean you know." Heather looked back at the brace face, rolling her eyes. "Yes, I do. It's a life or death scenario after all!" The Queen Bee snarled at the wannabee who looked back at her in anger. "I'm just giving her words of encouragement! I-"

"Oh, I love birds!" Lindsay looked at the chicken hat Chris held in his hands while Chris smiled at the dumb blonde reaching and grabbing the hat.

"No! Lindsay!" Heather reached out to stop the dumb princess from putting on the hat but it was too late.

"Heathen! Bertha! Look! I'm a bird!" Lindsay started flapping her arms as she jumped off the cliff and somehow landed in the safe zone.

Beth and Heather in shock both looked at Chris in confusion. "Does this mean we get a point?" Beth asked Chris who cackled at the duo.

"Nope!" She put on the chicken hat before she jumped off the cliff! Hilarious stuff!" Chris smiled at the two before the two gopher girls looked at each other.

The Queen Bee looked at the short girl next to her. "So. Why don't you go next? If you don't go, those fish-fuckers will get the advantage."

Beth looked startled but quickly looked back at the mean girl with a look of confidence. "Why don't you go then? I don't see you being enthusiastic! You're all bark and no bite!"

(Confessional: Heather)

Heather smirked at the camera with her arms crossed. "I knew that disgusting pig girl wouldn't jump off. And if she didn't jump, that would mean I wouldn't need to either. But I am not going to look like a coward to such a little cretin. Even if it means I get my precious hair wet."

(End Confessional: Heather)

Heather flicked her raven-colored hair back at Beth before leaping off the cliff much to Beth's surprise and landed dead center in the safe zone.

Chris smiled as he turned his head to face Beth who was now shaking. "So Beth are you going to jump?" Beth looked at the cliff and then at the chicken hat.

"I- I can't do it," Beth admitted while looking down at the ground in shame before picking up the chicken hat and reluctantly equipped it on her head.

Chris smiled at the camera and announced into his megaphone. "SO! CAMPERS! THE WINNER OF THE FIRST PART OF THE CHALLENGE IS…

… THE KILLER BASS!"

Cheers were heard from the Killer Bass who were on the shore while sounds of disappointment could be heard from the Screaming Gophers.

Hypocrite was all Heather could think as she got off Chef's boat and got onto the sand.

Chris arrived down at the bottom of the cliff, with interns bringing in wheelbarrows. "As the winners of this part of the challenge, the Killer Bass will have wheelbarrows to help bring these crates back to camp where both teams must build a hot tub. The team that builds the best hot tub gets to keep it and doesn't have to eliminate a member from their team. The losing team knows the consequences they will have to face." Chris smiled as he pulled up his shirt as he did often in the morning to reveal his shiny handgun.

As the interns brought the wheelbarrows to the Killer Bass, Courtney quickly got to work to organize her fellow teammates' jobs.

"Okay, Eva can handle one crate by herself, I can go with Duncan while Geoff and Bridgette can wheel together, Izzy, Sadie, and DJ can go together, and Harold, Tyler, and Ezekiel can go together as well."

"Huh, I thought you said this morning that you wouldn't be asking me for help." The delinquent scoffed at the mocha-skinned girl who simply rolled her eyes and ignored him.

"Is everybody fine with who they're going with? No complaints?" Courtney looked around to see none of the Bass speak up. Geoff looked particularly happy to be wheelbarrowing with Bridgette.

"Good! Let's go, Bass!" Courtney states as her team gets into their assigned groups and begins wheelbarrowing while the other team has a heated argument.

"Well, well, well! Look who didn't decide to jump after brigading me with comments about me!" Heather glared at Beth as she passed the mean girl and ignored her.

LeShawna sighed at the short girl. "Look girl, you seem alright, but if you ain't gonna carry your weight around here, you're gonna land yourself on the chopping block." LeShawna patted her back on Beth who held an ashamed look on her face.

A familiar lazy voice interrupted the gophers as he mentioned, "Hey, guys! The Killer Bass are already getting their asses back to camp, and they have wheelbarrows, so I suggest we haul our asses!" The rest of the gophers nodded their heads in agreement and began pushing crates.

Two blonde bass members wheelbarrowed their crate towards the campgrounds as Geoff had trouble trying to comfort Bridgette who had turned her sobbing mood into a blank expression.

"Hey, Bridgette. Out of all the people here. I feel the most sorry that you have to be here." Bridgette looked up at the blonde party animal, surprised for the silence to be broken.

"Um… thanks I guess… I guess I have been pretty distant so far, huh?" Bridgette tried to emulate parts of a smile.

Geoff smiled enthusiastically back at the blonde girl. "Chyeah! Don't worry though, you seem strong! You were one of the first to jump off the cliff. I have confidence that you still have a chance of getting out of here alive!"

Bridgette looked back at the blonde party dude with confusion. His intention was kind but his phrasing… could use some work.

"Thanks," was all Bridgette said as they continued wheelbarrowing their crate.

Three Bass Boys were pushing a wheelbarrow across the shore, well mostly Tyler, who had insisted he could push the wheelbarrow by himself with his strong fingers.

Harold looked at the jock, Tyler held a nervous looked as he carefully watched where he was going. "Tyler, I remember you asked me earlier if I could share with you my Mad Skillz, if you want to fix your clumsiness, you need to remember: always keep focus on the path ahead of you. Gosh."

Tyler briefly glanced at Harold. "Thanks for the advice, man, but I'm not sure if-"

Ezekiel interrupted Tyler. "That's not right, eh! You have to remember the past! Accept your fate and you'll stop worrying so much, eh?"

Tyler looked at the smelly homeschooler. "Thanks, dudes, but I really shou-"

"GOSH!" Harold yelled out. "That's not right Zeke! You can't just coward out, you must try your best and go out with honor! Gosh!"

Tyler looked at the lanky nerd "Dude, seriously, we should really-"

Ezekiel sighed at the nerd. "I'm not saying he shouldn't try. I'm just saying if you think back on your happiest memories, you will learn to accept your fate."

Tyler was about to intervene when the wheel on the wheelbarrow suddenly broke off, much to Tyler's annoyance.

"That's just great," Tyler muttered as he motioned Zeke and Harold to pick up one corner of the wheelbarrow.

As most of the Bass and a few of the Gophers arrive, Chris walks out of the mess hall with a cocky grin on his face.

Eva surveyed her team and growled in annoyance. "WHERE ARE THOSE THREE STOOGES?" All the Bass sans Tyler, Harold, and Ezekiel were at the campgrounds.

Chris shrugged, "Who knows, anyways you guys can start taking your parts out of the boxes, but you can't assemble until your entire team arrives."

Eva growls loudly as Courtney and DJ flinch next to her.

The camera fasts forward as the rest of the Gophers and the 'Three Stooges' as Eva labels them arrive.

"Where the fuck were you three? We lost our lead!" Eva glared at the three boys as Ezekiel spoke up.

"The tire blew up, eh! It wasn't our fault!" Eva simply scowled at the three before taking the hot tub parts out of the crate.

On the right side of the campgrounds, Owen and Noah had finally arrived. "Where the hell were you two numbnuts?" Gwen scolds Owen and Noah as Noah rolls his eyes.

"Chubby over here had to take a Dickens of a dump." Noah points to Owen who blushes and chuckles. "Note to you all, I wouldn't recommend walking on the beach for a week."

Owen chuckled before looking at the Gophers who looked at him. "Hehehe... Come on! I'm sure I didn't take too long!" Owen looked over to his left where Eva and Izzy were constructing the first parts of the hot tub.

Most of the campers recoil in disgust as Justin rolls his eyes and approaches Noah. "Whatever, man, let's just assemble this damn thing." Justin leans into Noah to whisper to him as he takes the parts out of the box. "Good job proving your worth to the team." Noah simply rolled his eyes in response.

Both of the teams began working hard to outbuild their opposing team first. Those who had lacked the challenge such as Beth, Tyler, Sadie, DJ, Ezekiel, Harold, and especially Owen made sure to put twice as much effort into building.

Chris walked up to Chef who saw the two teams constructing their hot tub.

Chris smiles as he pulls out his handgun, seeing the teams nearly done with their hot tub. "FIFTEEN SECONDS REMAINING!"

The campers looked at the host in shock, neither hot tub was finished being built and it seemed neck and neck as to who would have the better hot tub.

Courtney and Duncan frantically fill the hot tub with water while Justin and Lindsay check the engine of the hot tub.

Owen hammers in nails against the side of the hot tub, just hitting it barely too hard.

Chris grins deviously as he shoots down at the ground, causing many campers to flinch or cover their ears in surprise.

"Is every countdown you do gonna end up with a gunshot?" Trent glares at the host along with his teammates.

"No, but it can be if you want." Chris moves his gun up at Trent and begins counting down "Ten… Nine…"

"Okay! Jeez! Sorry!" Trent frantically moves back as do many of his teammates, while Chris chuckles with an evil smile.

"Haha! You all should've seen the look on your faces! It was just a joke, you don't all need to be so uptight like miss CIT over here!" Chris points his thumb to the left where Courtney held a face of offense.

"You're a sick man, McLean." Courtney glares at the host. He simply nods in sarcastic agreement.

"Okay! Campers! It's time for me to see which built the better hot tub." Chris looks at the Bass's hot tub first as DJ and Geoff enter. "Hey, this is pretty nice!" DJ offers a fist bump to the party animal. The soothing water of the hot tub temporarily lets the brickhouse forget the dire stress of his situation.

Chris smiles and gives a thumbs-up. "Pretty neat! Let's see how the Gophers did!"

Chris turns to the Gophers as Owen decides to jump into the hot yelling "CANNONBALL!"—his biggest mistake. The hot tub quickly falls apart due to his heavy weight overflowing the hot tub and causing stress to the poorly attached nails.

The Gophers look in shock as their work and effort quickly decay into nothing and turn to glare at Owen.

Chris looks just as flabbergasted. "Well! I think we know our winner! The Killer Bass!" The Killer Bass cheer in excitement as the Screaming Gophers remain in pure shock from Owen collapsing into the hot tub with his weight alone.

Chris smiles as he walks up to the flabbergasted Gophers. "Gophers! As the losers of today's challenge, you will have to choose one of your members to be executed by yours truly." The gophers all glare at Owen who begins to have sorrowful tears sprout in his eyes.

(Confessional: Owen)

Owen squeezes into the confessional and begins bawling. "WHAAAA! I DIDN'T MEAN TOOO! I DON'T WANNAA DIEEEEEHAHAHIEEE!"

(End Confessional: Owen)

The camera flashed to the elimination ceremony. The fire from the camp lit up the faces and surroundings of all the Gophers who entered the ceremony. Chris suddenly appeared on the right side of the screen by the oil barrel holding a tray with ten marshmallows.

Chris clears his voice before talking to the Gophers. Many of them are sweating in fear. "Here's the deal. I have ten marshmallows, you will go into the Confessional and vote for who you want to eliminate. If you refuse to vote I will just aim randomly at the crowd. So go on and vote!"

The camera flashed forward with the Gophers sitting on the stumps and looking in fear at Chris, prepared to give out the marshmallows, the symbol of safety.

When I call your name, please come and pick up a marshmallow, you will be spared.

Chris held up the first marshmallow.

"Lindsay."

"Yes?" the dumb blonde responded.

"Go get your marshmallow, girl," LeShawna tells the blonde who cheers and runs up to grab her marshmallow. "I love marshmallows!" Is all Lindsay says before she chews down her marshmallow.

"Gwen." Gwen walks up and picks up her marshmallow

"Justin." The sexy model picks up his marshmallow and eats it.

…

"Noah." He shrugs and walks up to grab his marshmallow

…

"Katie!" The skinny BFFFL cheers and runs up to grab her marshmallow, kissing it before she gobbles it down.

…

"LeShawna!" LeShawna simply smiles and grabs her marshmallow.

…

"Trent!" The musician smiles and grabs his tasty treat.

…

"Heather!" The mean girl smirks and struts to pick her marshmallow.

Chris turns toward the final three Gophers.

Beth had a worried look on her as she looked at Cody and Owen surrounding her she began to sweat nervously.

Cody put on a face of confidence, but on the inside, he was heavily worried and had to stop himself from peeing his pants. He kept his face on the marshmallow Chris held.

Owen quite possibly was the most nervous of the three of them. He held his hands on his chicken hat anxiously wanting the marshmallow, not only because of the safety it symbolized but also because he was getting hungry.

…

"Cody!" Chris announced. Cody's smile increased tenfold as he strutted to pick up his marshmallow much to Gwen and LeShawna's annoyance.

Chris picked up the final marshmallow and looked at Beth and Owen, whose anxieties were at an all-time high.

"Owen. Beth. This is the final marshmallow of today's ceremony." Chris raises the last marshmallow ready to throw it. "The camper who lives another day is…

…

…Beth." The wannabe jumps up and cheers loudly, while Owen contrastingly bawls his tears out. Beth runs up to pick up her marshmallow, which she kisses numerous times before gobbling it down, much to Heather's dismay.

Owen falls to the ground taking off his chicken hat in the process. "WHYYHAHAHAYYYY! OWEN'S TOO YOUNG TO DIEE!" Chris unveils his shiny handgun and walks up to the large lovable beast who is bawling his eyes out on the grass.

Chris rolls his eyes at Owen and points his handgun at him. Many of the campers flinch back and cover their eyes. Others can't help but stare.

"Calm down, dude, you're starting to freak me out! It's not like you're gonna die gruesomely, at least be thankful for that." Chris ignores Owen's sobbing as he points the shiny weapon at his round face.

"Owen! Say goodbye to Total! Drama!-

BANG

"-Island!"

The campers recoil back as Owen's tears stop falling and all that is left is a large unmoving mass.

Katie and Beth hurl, looking away from the lifeless obese boy.

Lindsay gasps and nearly screams in fear.

Gwen scowls hard at Chris.

"You're going to rot in hell, McLean." Gwen glares at Chris who simply shrugs and looks at her with his iconic cocky smile.

"At least I'm not gonna rot there within the next eight weeks!" Chris holsters his gun and turns to face the camera, moving the view from the dead boy to the smiling sociopath.

"Well! That's one down! Twenty-three victims left to go!" Chris crosses his arms as LeShawna hurls in the background.

"Who will live next time? Who will face execution? And how will they be executed? Find out next time on Total! Drama! Island!" The camera fades to black and then static as the episode ends.

Voting Confessionals:

Beth: "I'm so sorry! Owen seems so nice, but he cost us the win! I hope I didn't disappoint my team too much by not jumping! I vote for Owen! Sorry!"

Heather: "If that spring trap mouth pig girl thinks she can slander me and get away with it? She's so wrong. I vote for Beth the ugly pig."

Noah: "Sorry Big Guy, but you're gassy and threw it today... hard. You didn't jump and you broke the hot tub. I vote for Owen."

Trent: "Man, it blows we lost today. I feel bad for the big guy, he seems to be taking it rough. I vote for Owen, sorry dude."

Katie: "This is so sad! I don't wanna vote for anybody but Chris says we have to or he'll choose one of us at random. I vote for Owen, I'm sorry!"

LeShanwa: "Big Boy threw the challenge, but I still prefer that Gas Machine to that creepy pervert any day of the week. I vote for Cody, sorry boy."

Gwen: "I talked to LeShawna and she said she was voting for Cody so I guess I am too, he's the only one I really despise here. Except for Heather, I guess. I vote for Cody, this sucks."

Lindsay: "Heathen said I should vote for Bertha! Bertha is so nice I want Bertha to win so I vote for her!"

Cody: "The Codemeister has got to increase his chances! Of getting laid that is! Owen cost us the challenge and his elimination causes a disbalance to the gender ratio! I vote for Owen!

Justin: "This is pretty sucky, Owen threw the challenge and cost us the victory. I must vote for Owen, poor fella."

Owen: "I- I hope the team isn't too mad at me for breaking the hot tub! I- It was an accident! I vote for Beth… she didn't jump either! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Owen (6 Votes): (Trent, Noah, Beth, Cody, Justin, Katie)

Beth (3 Votes): (Owen, Heather, Lindsay)

Cody (2 Votes): (Gwen, LeShawna)

Screaming Gophers: Trent, Noah, Justin, Cody, Katie, Heather, Beth, LeShawna, Lindsay, Gwen

Killer Bass: DJ, Tyler, Duncan, Ezekiel, Harold, Geoff, Courtney, Sadie, Eva, Bridgette, Izzy

Execution Order:

24: Owen

Final Words: "WHYYHAHAHAYYYY! OWEN'S TOO YOUNG TO DIEE!"

So folks! That's chapter two! Chris claims his first official victim. The canonical winner of Season One is the first boot. Ironic huh? RIP Owen. I'm very excited for the next chapter, I have big plans so stay in tuned! Who do you think will die next? Read and Review!

-Lapizite