Chapter 7:
Drakken's Lair:
"Hey Dr. D, I'm back!"
Shego called out as she walked into the lair.
"Shego, thank goodness! I thought Possible had done something horrible to you."
Drakken said, hugging his sidekick tightly.
"Hey, hey! What did I say about hugging?!"
Shego roared, pushing the blue man away.
"I should never do it, unless I am given written permission."
"Exactly. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go take a bath. I smell like Princess."
With that said, Shego headed upstairs to shower.
"Okay, well when you finish we'll go over my latest evil scheme. It's a real doozy."
Shego just shook her head, and continued walking. When she finally made it into the bathroom, she turned on the faucet and began filling the tub with warm water. While she waited for the tub to fill, she began stripping down, and thought about what it had been like to be at Kim's.
"I guess it wasn't so bad. She did give me a nice warm bed to sleep in. And of course, I repay her by snapping at her. No wonder she hates me."
As that last thought left her head, Shego wanted to slap herself.
"Wait a minute, why do I care if she hates me or not? It's not like we're friends or anything."
Shego then turned off the faucet, and slipped into the tub. As she sank herself further into the water, she began to think about her past conversations with a certain redheaded cheerleader.
"She was just trying to help me out, and I accused her of trying to rape me. Great, now I'm sure she thinks even less of me now."
Shego facepalmed.
"And again, why do I care?"
"Maybe it's because you have feelings for her."
Shego's subconscious spoke.
"Feelings for Kim? No way."
"Don't be so sure to deny yourself. After all, sometimes when you're pleasuring yourself, it is her name you cry out."
"So, that doesn't mean anything."
"Are you sure, because I think it does. Why don't you just tell her how you feel?"
"Oh gee, maybe because she's good and I'm evil. Not to mention the fact that she's as straight as a ruler. Plus, she's dating the buffoon."
"Hmm, well you can still tell her how you feel. Who knows, maybe she secretly feels the same way."
"I highly doubt that."
"Just tell her how you feel. You won't know, unless you try."
"Well then I guess I'll never know."
"Oh come on, are you just going to sit there, and deny how Kim makes you feel?"
"Yes."
"You're going to deny how badly you want her, how hot she makes you? The fact that just thinking about her right now is turning you on?"
Shego could feel a familiar throbbing in between her legs, and she let out a groan.
"Things are only going to get harder unless you tell Kim your feelings."
"Ugh fine, I'll tell her."
Shego then grabbed some soap, and began washing herself. As she lathered her body with soap, something occurred to her.
"Did I seriously have an entire conversation with myself? I really need to stop hanging around Drakken, he's starting to rub off on me."
A few moments later, Shego rinsed herself off and stepped out of the tub. After draining water out of the tub, Shego began drying herself off with a towel. Once she was completely dried off, she grabbed her clothes, only to realize something.
"Crap, I left my suit at Kim's."
"Think of it this way, now you get to go see her again."
"Hush."
Shego shook her head, and began slipping on the clothes that she had borrowed from Kim. After she had finished getting dressed, she walked out of the bathroom, and headed downstairs.
When she arrived in the lair's main room, Drakken looked up from the device he was tinkering with.
"Ah good, you're here. Now to discuss my..."
Shego looked around the room, then realized that Drakken was looking at her.
"What?"
"How come you're not wearing your suit?"
"I left it at Kim's."
"Why?"
"Because the voices told me to!"
"Sheesh, no need to get snippy. Is it that time of the month?"
Drakken's response earned him a plasma blast to the face, and Shego storming out of the lair, slamming the door shut behind her.
Possible Residence:
Kim was lying on her bed, thinking about Shego.
"What was her deal? I was just trying to be nice. Oh well, I guess some people just can't appreciate kindness."
Suddenly, Kim heard a knock at her window.
"Who could that be?"
Kim wondered as she walked over to the window. When she saw who was on the other side, she couldn't open the window fast enough.
"Shego, what are you doing out there?! It's freezing out there."
"No shit, can I come in?"
"Sure."
Kim then stepped aside, so that Shego could enter the room.
"Thanks."
Shego said, dusting the snow off of herself.
"So, what brings you here?"
"I came to get my suit."
"Oh, sure thing."
Kim turned around, and picked an item up off her bed.
"Here you go."
Kim said, handing Shego the garment.
"Thanks."
Shego then turned to leave.
"You don't have to go, you can stay...if you want."
"I can't."
"Why not?"
"We're enemies."
Kim stepped closer to Shego, and placed her hand gently onto her shoulder.
"We don't have to be, we can be friends."
"I want to be more than just friends with you."
Shego thought.
"No Princess, we can't. We're just too different. I'm sorry, I have to go."
Shego then opened the window, and began climbing out of it.
"Wait."
Shego stopped what she was doing, and looked at Kim.
"Here, take this."
Kim said, handing Shego a coat. Shego remained silent as she took the offered coat from Kim's hand. Shego then slipped the coat on, and took one last look at Kim.
"Well I'm sure I'll see you in a few hours, Drakken's already got his next scheme in place. He just needs to tell me my part of it."
"Okay."
With that said, Shego climbed out the window, and then made her way back to Drakken's lair.
Drakken's lair:
Shego walked into Drakken's lair, and found the mad scientist building his latest machine.
"So, what so-called brilliant scheme have you cooked up this time?"
Drakken looked up from his work, only to cower in fear.
"Eep, Shego!? You're not still mad, are you."
"No."
"Good. Now, about my plan. With this machine I shall harness the power of snow, and plunge the Earth into a second ice age. Muahahahaha!"
"That's great."
"Were you being sweet or sarcastic, I never can tell."
"I'd say that was about 30% sweet, 70% sarcasm."
"I see. Well anyway, here's what I need you to do. I need you to go to the history museum and steal the Anubis head. I need it to power the machine."
"Alright."
Shego then began walking past Drakken.
"Where are you going, the exit's the other way."
"I have to change clothes first, I'm not robbing a museum in this."
"Very well, but make it quick."
"Sir, yes sir."
Shego said, saluting Drakken.
"You're very smug right now, aren't you?"
"Yeah, just a little."
Shego then left to go change her clothes, before heading to the museum.
End of chapter 7: