Chapter 14:
Drakken's Lair:
"And that is how I, Dr. Drakken, will rule the world! Muahahaha!"
Drakken's maniacal laughter was met with dead silence.
"Saying my evil plan out loud to myself is just not as much fun as one would think."
Drakken said, slumping down in his chair. Ever since Shego had failed to return from the mission he had sent her on, involving the head of Anubis, things just hadn't been the same.
"It's just no fun ranting to yourself."
Drakken thought, letting out a sigh. As he sat there slumped in his chair, he was unaware of the figure approaching him from behind.
"Ahem."
The mysterious figure spoke, causing Drakken to let out a shriek and jump about ten feet into the air. He then spun around and saw Shego standing there.
"Shego, you're back! And you're not green? Why aren't you green?"
"Because that stupid mission you sent me on caused me to lose my powers."
Shego snarled, giving Drakken a death glare. Drakken visibly paled.
"Uh...well...uh...at least you're safe."
"Yeah, I guess so."
"So, where have you been all this time?"
"She's been with me."
Drakken then spun around, to see Kim and Ron in the window.
"Ah, Kim Possible! And, Ro..."
Ron's eyes lit up, finally Drakken was going to say his name correctly.
"Ro...Ro...Rowan Stoopable!"
Ron facepalmed.
"Oh well, so much for that."
Ron thought. He then looked over and saw Kim leap down to the floor, and land in front of Shego.
"Ron, you take care of Drakken, I'll handle Shego."
"Got it, KP."
Ron then attempted to leap out the window in the same manner that Kim did, but only managed to trip over his own two feet, and land unceremoniously on his head.
"Not exactly the best agent, is he?"
Shego asked, giving Kim her trademark smirk.
"Hey, Ron may be clumsy, but he tries his best."
Kim snapped, glaring at Shego.
"What's the matter there Pumpkin, don't like me insulting your boy toy?"
"As a matter of fact, I don't."
"Hmm, well too bad. I have no time for niceties."
Kim stared at Shego for a moment.
"Did you just say niceties?"
"Yeah."
"Shego, I don't think niceties is a word."
"You wanna bet? Look it up, and if you're right you get to call GJ and have them haul me away."
"And if I'm wrong?"
"Then you let me steal something, without any repercussions."
"That is so not happening."
"Why not? Afraid you'll be wrong?"
"No, it just goes against everything I believe in as a heroine."
"Is that so? Well then, go ahead and look up the word niceties. Unless of course you're chicken."
Kim then gave Shego a glare, and pulled out her kimmunicator. She then accessed an online dictionary, and typed in the word niceties. A few seconds later, her eyes widened in shock.
"Dammit."
Kim muttered. She then looked up and saw Shego trying to hold in a laugh.
"Well, well, Cupcake, looks like you were wrong. So, you're gonna let me steal something?"
"Psh, as if. I may have been wrong, but I'll be damned if I let you rob someone."
"Language, Kimmy. My, my, I think you've been hanging around me too long."
Kim just rolled her eyes, and turned her attention to Ron. He was currently in a tug-of-war with Drakken over some remote control.
"So, what'd he build this time?"
Shego asked, turning her attention to the two guys as well.
"A laser, which he will use to destroy the Statue of Liberty, unless he's made mayor of New York City."
Kim said, continuing to watch the two men in front of her.
"I think he's running out of ideas."
Shego said. Kim nodded her head, in agreement. A few seconds later, they all heard a voice they had come to associate with the blue skinned megalomaniac.
"Self destruct initiated. Self destruction in 10...9...8..."
"Ah man, not again!"
Ron whined.
"Come on, Ron, we gotta get out of here!"
Kim yelled, over the blaring alarms.
"But what about Drakken and Shego?! Shouldn't we call GJ?!"
Ron yelled back, covering his ears in an attempt to block out the noise the alarms were making.
"There's no time! Now, let's go!"
Kim then grabbed Ron by the arm and managed to drag him out of the lair just as it blew to smithereens.
End of chapter 14: