'Creepy men fucking suck!' Misty shouted after watching how Scott tried to guilt trip Lisia into sleeping with him. Fortunately, the Contest Idol refused to submit to the man's rubbish.

'That reminds me of another episode!' Ash giggled.

2012 - 'I want live lesbian porn'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted, while the talk show host entered the stage in the television studio.

'Hello, welcome to the show. Our next guest wants to watch live lesbian porn. Please welcome Brock to the show,' Jerry said.

'Hi Jerry,' Brock said.

'Hello Brock. Why are you here?'

'Well, there is this hot woman I know. And I really want to see her have sapphic sex with my girlfriend. Girl on girl action is so hot!'

'So you are someone who fetishises sapphic women?' Jerry asked.

'I totally do,' the pervert giggled. 'I would love to see two hot ladies lez it up while I watch. I want to see live lesbian porn!'

'Do you know if your girlfriend is up for it?'

'Well, two weeks ago, my girlfriend Flannery came out as bisexual. So I'd imagine she must be into this.'

'Have you asked her how she feels about having sex with another woman?'

'No. But since she's bi, I'm sure she would love to do this.'

'Well, we'll see about that,' Jerry said. 'And who is the other woman you have in mind for this?'

Brock started drooling and blushing. 'Bianca, a hot lady from Alto Mare. She is friends with the legendary Pokemon Latias. I met her ten years ago. She is so sexy! Please don't get her mixed up with that ugly dyke from Unova whose name is Bianca as well.'

'It's pretty disrespectful to call someone an ugly dyke, Brock,' Jerry hissed. 'Anyways, the woman you are talking about, Bianca from Alto Mare... Have you ever talked to her about your fantasy?'

'No, I didn't. I haven't seen her in ten years. But I was hoping to ask her today.'

'Well, good luck with that. We're going to bring her out now, so you can ask her to do this,' Jerry said. 'Here is Bianca!'

A brown-haired young woman wearing a white beret entered the television studio. 'Hi Brock! It's so nice to see you again! You're looking handsome!'

The perverted Pokemon Breeder from Pewter City drooled over the lady and used his heart-shaped eyes to stare at her chest, which was emphasized by Bianca's tight top.

'Why did you bring Bianca on this show, Brock?' Jerry asked. 'Talk to her.'

Brock finally looked at the woman's face, after staring at her chest for a while. 'Bianca, there's something I've been wanting to ask you ever since we met in Alto Mare ten years ago.'

'What is it?' Bianca wondered.

'So, you eh... You've ever been with a woman?' Brock asked.

'Um... No!' Bianca snapped.

'Why are you yelling and snapping like that? Do you have a problem with the idea of having sex with another woman? Are you lesbophobic or biphobic?' Brock teased.

'I've got nothing against sapphic women! I just don't like how that is literally the first thing you ask me after not seeing each other for ten years! So you have been fantasising about me having sex with another woman for ten years? That's creepy. But I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, since you were reading some erotic novel about two lesbians back then. One of those gross porny books written for men and not for lesbians, even though it's about two lesbians.'

'Well, back in 2002, you didn't really have that much internet porn. So yeah, I had to make do with Playboy. And with erotic novels.'

Gosh, I hate it when men fetishise sapphic sex! I mean, you don't see us straight ladies fetishise gay guys!'

'But Bianca, don't you get it? Girl on girl is hot!' Brock squealed. 'And besides, your name is Bianca. Bi-anca. With a name like that, you're supposed to be sapphic!'

The audience agreed with Brock. 'WE LOVE LESBIANS! WE LOVE LESBIANS!'

'Girl on girl is hot? That may be, but I'm straight. I have no desire to sleep with another woman,' Bianca said.

'Are you sure you're not a bi or gay woman in denial?' Brock begged.

'Well, I love having sex with men and I never felt attracted to a woman, so I'm pretty sure about my heterosexuality.'

'So you don't want to have a threesome with my girlfriend Flannery and me?' Brock begged. 'Or lez it up with Flannery while I watch?'

'No! I only want to have one on one sex with men. And besides, if I would have been into women, I would never let some creepy dude watch.'

'You only want to have one on one sex with men? Well, why don't you come to my hotel room after the show?' Brock suggested.

'Actually, I always thought you were cute. If you wouldn't be such a creep, I would have loved to have sex with you. But you know what makes my pussy dryer than a desert? Creepy perverts like you, Brock!' Bianca hissed. 'And besides, you just said that you have a girlfriend. I refuse to be a homewrecker. How do you think she would feel about the fact that you just asked me to have sex with you?'

'Let's find out how she feels about that,' Jerry said. 'She's been watching backstage. Here is Flannery!'

A young, red-haired woman wearing a skimpy black crop top entered the television studio and smacked Brock in the face.

'Huh? Why are you doing that?' Brock asked.

'How dare you? Fuck you, Brock!'

'What did I do wrong?'

'Ýou're a fucking cunt, you cocksucker!'

'Why? I was trying to arrange some hot girl on girl action for you! I thought you'd like that!'

'You weren't trying to do something nice for me. You wanted something nice for yourself!'

'Yeah, but I thought you would enjoy it as well!' Brock moaned.

'Instead of bringing me here on the show and asking Bianca to sleep with me, you should've asked me if I wanted this!' Flannery screamed. 'I'm monogamous. When I am in a relationship, I don't want to sleep with anyone else.'

'But you're bi! Bi women can't be monogamous! They're hot sluts who love to arouse men by having threesomes and letting their male partner watch when they have sapphic fun!'

'Oh my sweet Arceus, you're such a fucking creep!' Flannery snapped. She was seething with anger and smashed her fist against her boyfriend's cheek. Two teeth and some blood fell out of the pervert's mouth, much to the audience's amusement.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'Hi Flannery,' Jerry said.

'Hi Jerry.'

'Your boyfriend seems to be a pervert who fetishises bisexual women,' Jerry said dryly.

'Yeah, that certainly seems to be the case. What a wanker!'

Jerry walked up to Brock. 'Did you really think that it was a good idea to bring Flannery on the show and recruit Bianca for your fantasy, without even asking your girlfriend if she wanted to have sapphic sex?'

Brock defended his actions. 'I don't see why not. Sapphic sex is hot!'

'I understand that you feel that way. However, if the women are not up for it, it's not going to happen.'

'And Brock tried to cheat on me!' Flannery said. 'When Bianca said that she didn't want to sleep with me, Brock asked her to have sex with him.'

'But I'm poly,' Brock said. 'Just five minutes ago, I decided that I'm poly. I need to have sex with other people than my partner in order to be happy. It's not cheating when you're poly!'

'I don't think that's how being poly works,' Jerry said. 'When you're poly, you discuss this with your partner and agree on some ground rules. You can't just go around trying to cheat and excuse your behaviour by saying that you are poly.'

'But it's true! I'm poly! Really!' Brock excused his behaviour.

'Okay, so if I wanted to sleep with someone else and excused that by saying that I'm poly, would you be okay with that?' Flannery asked.

'It depends. If the other person is a woman, I would be okay with it, as long as you allow me to watch. I mean, my biggest fantasies are having a threesome with two women and, well, live lesbian porn. Watching two hot ladies get it on.'

'And what if I wanted to sleep with another man? Like, how would you feel if I would suck Jerry's cock right here, right now? Would you be able to handle that? If you are really poly, you would accept that.'

'Sorry, but if you have sex with another man, I would dump you. I don't want to date a slut who betrays me like that!'

'Isn't that hypocritical?' Jerry asked. 'You asked Bianca to have one on one sex with you when she refused to engage in your lesbian fantasy. You made it very clear that you would have cheated on Flannery with Bianca if Bianca would have been up for it. You tried to justify this by saying you are poly. But if Flannery would do the same thing you expect her to put up with, you would dump her.'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'That's different. I'm a man. Men have urges! You can't expect a man to just not hit on a hot woman if she's standing right there!' Brock defended himself while staring at Bianca's bare midriff, which was exposed when her top started to ride up.

'I'm done, Brock. I'm done,' Flannery said. 'First, you fetishise my bisexuality. Then, you bring me on this show to let me sleep with another woman without even asking me if I wanted to do that. And on top of that, when that other woman refuses to engage in this, you ask her to sleep with you, which shows that you were willing to cheat on me. And then you say that you would not be okay with it if I did the same thing you expect me to accept? You suck!'

'But Flannery, I love you! I love sex with you! Please don't leave me!' Brock begged.

Flannery refused to budge. 'Sorry, but I cannot forgive you for what you tried to do today. I've had enough.'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience screamed.

Brock walked up to Bianca. 'Hey baby, wanna get it on? Now that Flannery broke up with me, you would no longer be a homewrecker if we have sex.'

'Sorry, but I'm not into pervy men who read smut and treat their partner like shit,' Bianca said.

Then, Flannery decided to see if she had a shot. 'Hey Bianca, I don't like how Brock tried to pair us up to have sapphic fun, but... But you are cute. Would you like to come back to my place after the show? I've never had sex with another woman, but I would love to try it.'

'Sorry, but I made it pretty clear that I'm straight,' Bianca answered.

'Are you sure? Have you ever tried lesbian sex?'

'No. But that doesn't matter. If I don't feel attracted to women, I doubt that I'll enjoy it.'

'You can always give it a try,' Flannery suggested. 'Just experiment!'

'And I get to watch, right?' Brock asked.

'No! I never want to see you again!' Flannery snapped.

'Sorry Flannery. I hope you find a nice woman to have your first sapphic experience with. But I'm not into women. You deserve to have this experience with someone who is actually attracted to you.'

'But you look like you could be a pretty little lesbian!' Flannery said. 'And I've seen sapphic fan art of you on the internet. Like, on DeviantArt, I saw artworks of you scissoring with several other women.'

'Well, you know Rule 34, don't you? If it exists, there's porn of it. I mean, there's lots of creepy fan art about you,' Bianca giggled. 'Fan art is not real. I mean, some people ship Ash with Pikachu and ship me with Latias and draw and write gross Pokephilia shit. Just because some fans ship that stuff doesn't mean that it's accurate. I mean, some people ship Ash with other girls than Misty, even though it's obvious that she is the only girl for him.'

'Can't we just try it? You might like lesbian sex more than you think!' Flannery begged. The woman from Lavaridge Town winked at Bianca and was blushing heavily.

'Sorry, but no means no. I'm having sex with Cianwood City Gym Leader Chuck tonight. Unlike Brock, Chuck and his wife are actually poly, so I know that I'm not hurting his wife when he gives me a massage with a happy ending. He is so hot! I like shirtless guys with a dad bod.'

'Oh, you and Chuck? Nice! Both of you are smexy! Can you videotape your hot night and send me a video?' Flannery asked.

'No thanks, I'd rather not,' Bianca said. 'You're starting to act like Brock!'

Then, Jerry addressed the audience for his final thought. 'It's okay to have fantasies. If you want to bring another woman into your relationship, that's okay. However, you can't just invite that third person. You have to discuss this with your partner first and make sure that they are into the idea as well. If you just assume that your partner is into something because they happen to be bisexual, you are being biphobic and perverted. Not every bisexual person is into threesomes. Not every bisexual person wants to have sex with another person, just because they happen to be of another gender than their partner. Just like a lot of straight people, plenty of bisexual people are monogamous. Look at Flannery for example. Also, perverted men who fetishise sapphic sex tend to be a turn-off for heterosexual women like Bianca. Until next time, take care of yourself and each other.'