Chapter 3: Climactic Fight! The Enigma At Twin Cape!

Dymon D. Ciara

We punched each other in the face. I was launched back and stopped immediately. My hand caved in Luffy's face and it wasn't coming out. He was trying to escape, pulling my arm, pushing off my body with his legs. It didn't work.

I didn't know why this was happening. Was he made of rubber? I felt teeth on my wrist. "Hey, stop biting! My hand is not food!" I pulled again, but it was still Stuck! "Fine, have it your way!"

I swung him, my hand still in his face, and slammed him into the ground. I pulled him over my head and hit him on the floor again. Again and again, I bludgeoned him mercilessly. My hand was cold. I looked at it and saw it covered in saliva, gross. I shook it off. Oh wait, Luffy was gone.

"Gum Gum!" I turned around. Luffy was stretching his leg far back. "Stamp!" His leg zoomed forward.

I bent backward. The foot sailed above me. I grabbed it as it went back. I surprised Luffy as I set up for a super fast punch. What I didn't realize was that feet go on the floor.

I hit the ground and slid on it for several feet, hitting the Red Line.

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Luffy laughed at my plight.

"You Jerk!" I got up and charged at him.

Nami

We watched the two idiots fight. They've been going at it for several hours. It was getting repetitive. They punched each other, and either Diamond Tiara got stuck in Luffy, or he'd slingshot her into a wall. It didn't change, and neither of them noticed. I wanted to root for Luffy, but after six hours I wanted it to end. The other idiots didn't help either.

"Kick her butt, Luffy!" Usopp has been screaming since they started. He passed out halfway through and they didn't even notice him being out. It was pointless.

Sanji kicked him in the head. "Shut up, Longnose!" His eyes became hearts as he cheered for the girl. He's been doing that but without a single break. Usopp ignored it and kept screaming, even when he kept getting hit. At least Zoro chose to nap this whole time.

I sat at the table with Crocus, Miss Wednesday, and Mr. 9. "Are we ever going to leave? We have to get to Whiskey Peak sometime this year," said Miss Wednesday.

"If you could get those guys to stop fighting, we'll go," I said as the girl was slammed into the Red Line again. There were about a hundred girl-shaped holes now. "I wouldn't try if I were you." Or anybody.

"Hey, Nami," Usopp yelled. "The fight's over!"

I ran over there. "What happened?"

"They punched each other. Now they're not getting up." The two fighters were on the floor, they were covered in scrapes and bruises. They didn't move at all. "How do we know who won?"

"Who cares?! We're leaving, put them on the ship!" Usopp tried picking up Luffy, but he fell and passed out, hours of cheering must've tuckered him out. Sanji did the same with Diamond Tiara. I swear these people would be the death of me. "Zoro, get these people on the ship!"

"Fine." He picked up the four bodies and got on the Going Merry. He took another nap. I facepalmed, I needed him to sail the ship! Fine, I waited this long already.

Another ship came down the mountain. It was small, but still bigger than ours. It had a Jolly Roger with a crown and broken skull. Who are these people?

They docked next to the Going Merry and walked off of their ship. A woman in a large black coat with a white undershirt, black pants, leather boots, and a captain's hat got off the ship. She had a blank face and walked like she was always one step from falling flat on her face. She had a murderous aura around her. She slowly walked towards me.

"Oh, hello there." I tried to sound confident, but I failed miserably. "How are you?" She didn't listen, she kept walking at the same speed.

She made it to me, I couldn't move. "Hello, have you seen my sister, Ciara?" Ciara? Who is that? "She uses a rowboat as her ship."

"Uh, I haven't met anyone like that." I was shivering, why was I so scared?

She walked away, I fell to the floor. I was so relieved to be alive. I ran to the table. There were several more people there. Mr. Nine and Miss Wednesday looked nervous, but Crocus was still calm. "What do you want?"

A man covered in sweat had a sword to the old man's throat. The others weren't doing anything, they all seemed nervous. "We want Ciara. Give her to us or you're dead."

"I haven't met a Ciara. And if I did, I wouldn't tell you lot a thing. I'm not afraid of you."

"There's a sword on your neck. What can you do?"

"Do you want to find out?"

The man was shaking, he dropped the sword and backed up. Their captain was less than happy. She picked up the sword. "Do I have to do everything?!" In a flash, she cut off the sweaty man's head. "Start looking or that'll happen to the rest of you!"

I went to Diamond Tiara's boat and tried pulling it. Luffy would be mad if I didn't get it for her. It seemed precious to her. I pulled, and it didn't move. How could she pull it, it's so heavy! I needed Zoro.

"You two!" I pointed at the whale killers. "Get on the ship and make Zoro get over here!" They did so. I told Zoro to get the boat and we both got on the Going Merry.

Zoro was having trouble with the smaller boat. "How is this thing so heavy?" Veins on his muscles were visible, and there was a large BANG when he dropped it.

"There's her ship! Those guys have it!" The female captain heard her crewmember and made her way over. She held the head of the man. She pointed at it and then at me. It was a warning.

"Set sail! Unfurl the mast! Boat words," I yelled out. Zoro and the rest did as I said, too bad those four idiots were still asleep. If they were awake they could fight, but noooo, they had to stay up cheering for half a day!

We set off from the cape at full speed. The other pirates didn't follow. We were lucky with that at least. We were gone soon after.

Dymon D. Ciara

I woke up on the Going Merry. I saw Luffy on the floor. That means I won. I'm the captain now. "Yes, I won!"

That woke Luffy up. "What? No, you didn't!" He stretched his arm back. "Gum Gum!"

Both of us were hit in the head. "Shut up, both of you!" It was Nami. "It was a tie."

How could it be a tie? Only one person could be the captain. "Hey, I don't accept that. I'm the captain."

"No, I'm the captain!" Luffy pushed me, I pushed back.

"I said I'm the captain!"

"Both of you shut up!" We both got another concussion. Nami was so mean. "You realize your fight almost got us all killed!"

"How could that happen?" It's not like we blew up the planet or whatever.

"Oh, you wanna know?" Nami punched me in the head. This was getting old. "They were looking for you!"

"Who?" Only one person would want to find me, and she was in the Grand Line.

"Their Jolly Roger flag had a crown and a broken skull." The Kinslayer Pirates, that's the dumbest name ever.

"Eh, those guys are pathetic. They can't beat us on our worst day."

"One of them cut somebody's head off!"

"Oh crap, who?" I hoped it wasn't someone important.

"Someone covered in sweat. They were scared." Oh, great, nothing to worry about.

"Wait, Usopp died?!" Luffy started crying.

"Wait, I died!" Usopp was alive?! I thought his head was cut off. Luffy hugged him. "Uh, what happened?"

"We had to run from a group of pirates. We're making our way to Whiskey Peak," Nami explained.

"Who won the fight?"

"I did," said me and Luffy. He was lying, I was obviously victorious. So I calmly explained why he was wrong. "LIAR!" We both screamed. "Say that to my face! I did! Say it again! I dare you, I double dare you!" We pushed our faces together, they were twisted into sneers.

"Neither of you are fighting. You'll destroy the ship." Nami got us there. So I backed off because I was the better woman.

"But that doesn't solve anything. Who's going to be captain?" Usopp brought up a good point.

"I believe we can devise a good plan," I said, cleverly using smart people words.

"We're not making you captain," said Nami.

"Why do you hate me?!" She was so mean. Why couldn't I get what I wanted?

"Yes! I'm the captain!" Nami punched him in the head.

"Not you, either!"

"Ha!" Nami punched me too. "Worth it."

"I watched both of you fight for several hours to become captain. If one of you becomes captain, the other will constantly challenge them. So I'm making an executive decision. You're both captains. There will be no discussion." She left and went down a hatch. "And no complaining!" She was gone.

There was nothing we could do. She was too scary to argue with. "I guess we're both captain now." We both got up, I cracked my back. Getting punched was not good for my joints.

"No, I'm captain!" He was such a cute kid, he reminded me of

"It's either that or deal with Nami."

"I'm excited to be a captain with you." Luffy put his hand out and shook mine. He squeezed excessively hard, I did as well.

"I hope we can work together well." He squeezed harder, straining at the effort. I did as well. This was going to be a great team-up.