-๑-๑ ஜ ๑-Chapter 24: Prankster - -๑ ஜ ๑-๑-
-Izaya´s point of view.-
"I assume I will find it on my desk by tomorrow?" The air was clear, refreshing. The sun gleaming strongly through the window as the next day had barely started.
"Of course," the raven answered, all his qualms about the prior embarrassment of having had a dick on his cheeks had disappeared as he watched his boss leave. Having rearranged the schedule his boss had met up with him in the early morning the next day, but honestly izaya didn't even mind.
Closing the door to his office the raven couldn't help but grin at his plans for today.
Well then~
First off-
"What are you doing here?" the grumpy, yet all too familiar voice of his secretary, having entered the office right after Shiki had left it caught Izaya's attention as he quit the call that had been about to go to no one else's phone but hers.
"I could ask the same," he mused, all too happy he got to see his first victim this soon.
After all~ he had some experimenting to get done~
"Oh shut up most of the time you aren't even here," the woman grumbled setting down that bag of hers on top of the desk she was used to work at by now.
"Doesn't mean you can show up whenever you like, I pay you, you know?" Izaya continued while strolling over to his own seat, of course all while watching the woman and wondering just what he should try first.
From what he had seen before, he could stop that cup in the middle of its fall.
But for how long? Was it just the cup that stopped? Could he stop other things too? Could he stop people? Could he even still do it? Was the power going to lose strength over the duration and time of usage?
Questions over lovely questions were swarming in his head as he followed the woman´s doings with his eyes.
Noticing the odd stare her boss was giving her Namie frowned, "Why are you so happy today? Grosses me out," she announced, Izaya hadn't even noticed he was grinning widely while looking at her.
"I just happened to obtain some very interesting pieces of information," he hummed, and hey, he wasn't even lying. Getting to know that he developed some kind of superpower was definitely one great piece of information.
Okay, first off: 1. Did it even still work?
Leaning back in his seat his eyes travelled across his desk. Lots of important documents were sprawled on it seeing as he had been in the middle of work before getting sick and all the following events took place.
But that was not quite what he was searching for. A small piece of what he ought had once been an eraser before found its way into his hands, chosen as the first object he was going to test.
Throwing it into the air, just slightly, he played around with it. First Namie looked at her boss, noticing that he was fidgeting with something, but upon seeing he was playing like a small child her attention was quickly drawn back to the laptop she had opened before her on the desk.
That was exactly what Izaya wanted to achieve. After all he couldn't just try his ability only to have Namie notice a floating rubber in the middle of the air. No, this was like an ace up his sleeve- and he had some more experience in mind he was burning to try.
But first things first.
Leisurely the eraser went up-
And down.
Up.
And down.
Namie was still not looking.
Up.
And- stop.
For the tiniest fraction of a second the eraser kept falling, making the raven think as though he had already lost whatever this power was he had thought he had, but thank god no, it stopped.
Just above his palm it was hovering, floating- entirely frozen.
Quickly Izaya's eyes travelled back to the woman in front of him- only to notice what he had already expected and heavily anticipated.
She seemed to be frozen too. Her hands hovering above the keyboard didn't look as though she was taking a break from writing, but more like she was in the middle of typing a word. A few fingers still resting on the keys a few up in the air, already aiming towards others.
And suddenly she moved again, executed the movements that she had been kept from for just a couple seconds. A bit surprised by the sudden resume of time the flea felt the rubber hit his palm, only to miss catching it and hear it drop it to the ground.
"Good thing you didn't practise with a knife," Namie snorted, having paused just a second to glance at the raven that was picking up the small object from the floor.
But Izaya wasn't even offended, he wasn't even paying attention to what she was saying actually.
Along with the knowledge of his powers not having disappeared he had also gotten the answer to two more of his questions.
For one, he seemed to not just be stopping objects and their time, but rather the entire time surrounding him. He had only aimed for the eraser, but Namie had frozen as well- and he had the really certain feeling that she hadn't been the only one whose time he stopped. Logically speaking, it had to affect everyone.
Which also led to his second conclusion. The time span.
He hadn't cut off the power or whatever this was he was working with to control the eraser´s fall, and yet everything started to move again after what he could determine as having been roughly 10 seconds.
It was short- maybe a bit shorter than what he imagined, but damn, this was still great.
Having gotten up from her desk Izaya watched the woman as she headed for the kitchen, getting herself a cup of coffee, like she did everyday that she worked here.
But just today, that action was something that amused the raven.
Because the moment that woman got up from the desk it was showtime~!
Twisting his swivel chair to the right he looked at Namie and-
Stop.
Ten seconds had been roughly what was possible before!
Izaya got up from that chair, 1, dashed around his desk, 2, ran towards that woman, 3, her coat was grabbed, 4, a cupboard pulled open, 5, that coat stuffed inside and pushed shut, 6, back to the desk, 7, 8, reverting to his initial position, 9 and a pokerface decorating his expression as he let the last second pass.
10.
With a yelp the woman who had just been about to walk away from her desk jerked in the middle of her walk as the coat she had been sure had been wavering around next to her was suddenly holding her back, causing her to lose her balance and-
Flop.
Sitting on her ass on the ground Izaya couldn't hold it as a snort escaped his lips.
"Do you think that's funny?" the woman glared instantly, grumbling annoyed as she pulled that annoying piece of clothing out of a drawer that had been pulled from the desk. How the hell did that even get stuck in there?
"No, no not at all-" the raven wheezed, and god he had been fucking with a lot of people but this ability was going to take this on a whole new level.
"Don't you have to go somewhere?" Namie hissed, collecting the papers she had dropped upon her little stunt as she glared at the raven.
And hey, the idea was not that bad.
Actually-
"Brilliant idea Namie~" Izaya announced, getting up from his chair in a fluent motion as he headed straight for the door. He couldn't wait to test this ability some more, use it, see what he could do, see if it was going to decrease.
"You are welcome," Namie grumbled upon hearing the door slip shut- the raven already having left.
Stepping out of the building the raven took in his surroundings. It was bright, the sun gleaming down and there were so many people on the streets- people that were all possible candidates to become part of his experiments~
But before he could use this ability out in the open he wanted to experiment some more in a closed area at least.
Seeing a couple men walk into an alley not too far from him the raven felt a grin sneak upon his expression, oh yes, he already knew what he was going to do.
Frowning, looking scary the three of them were approaching a highschooler. Having grabbed his bag tightly he looked at the scary people that were suddenly approaching him.
"W-what do you want from me?" he stammered, loud enough for Izaya to hear as he entered the alley as well.
"You broke my little sister´s heart, so now we are going to break something of yours as well," a guy who seemed to be the leader of the three announced, making all colour disappear from the guy´s expression.
Izaya couldn't help but snort at the cliche that was presenting itself in front of him.
Having heard the noise the three of them turned around obviously, the glares now settling on the raven.
Before they even got to spout any more bullshit the raven cleared his throat and chirped-
"I have a question for you~!" Perplex the men paused, looking at each other for a second. Izaya could already see the high schooler slip away and run out of the other side of the alley.
"Huh? Who the hell are you?" the leader finally asked, damn he really had one especially bright light here today.
"Question number one," Izaya started, raising one finger to emphasize his point as he ignored the man´s question entirely. "Am I standing in front of you or behind you~?"
Oh god he was giving his best not to grin up to his ears at the question when the men did nothing but look at each other briefly. They were obviously thinking he was nuts.
"What?" one of them finally asked, a frown almost matching Shizu-chan´s appearing on his face as he took a step towards the raven. "Piss off you fucking-" But oh no~ Izaya didn't even intend to let the guy finish his sentence. Looking at the guy, just having been about to place his right foot back onto the concrete the raven stopped him just right then and there.
Frozen, everything remained in place- it was somewhat miraculous that the guy was still keeping his gravity despite being so out of balance.
It took him merely a couple steps, an amount that made the raven deem it unnecessary to even count the seconds that were passing.
Slipping past the group of three the raven was already behind them when time finally decided to continue again- one of the widest smirks spreading across his expression.
"You were about to say before you right? But you were wrong~" he merely stated, successfully cutting the man that had been about to approach him off in the middle of his sentence and whip around in what seemed to be utter confusion- same for his two friends that also looked as though they had seen a ghost.
"Is something wrong?" the raven purred innocently, and god damn he was very well aware just how easily these humans seemed to be scared.
But despite the impossible show they had seen the guy wasn't ready to give up yet.
"Fuck off!" he yelled, discarding what he thought he had just seen, just like any human would do, after all the supernatural isn't something humans were prone to believe in at first, and dashed for the raven. A hand was risen, tightened into a fist, he was intending to hit the raven- but oh not today.
Within what probably seemed to be just the blink of an eye the raven suddenly disappeared from the man´s sight- only to reappear right behind the group of three once more.
"Oh? Was that supposed to hit me?" Izaya questioned, and that grin, at that moment it just caused shivers to run down the men's backs as they slowly turned to stare at the raven.
"What the hell?!" was all they managed to say, a step taken backwards as if Izaya were the monster now.
"Let's get away-!" one of the two accompanying men suggested, his eyes wide, not leaving the raven. Grinning the raven, took just one simple step forward. Just one.
"Boo." Nothing else was necessary, really, such a simply, childish little word, and the men were already running for their dear lifes.
A moment of silence followed- and then it was there. A soft humm, then a chuckle, until Izaya was simply straight out laughing.
This was fun!
This was fun!
This was so much fun!
Exiting the alley he looked down the street- now who was going to be his next victim? Some people from the street? Maybe someone he knew?
Heh, if Shizu-chan were to throw a trash can at him now, he would be able to stop it wouldn't he?
Or stop Shizu-chan at that!
Oh, the ideas just kept flowing into his head, all the things he would be able to do! Without being noticed!
Literally anything seemed possible!
Skippin down some stairs he made his way down into the underground train station.
This was going to be amazing. And yet, he had gone out a bit too early, he needed plans. Especially considering what kind of information he might be able to gather with this new ability!
Right, that was what he was going to do first- head back to his office and set up a plan. Maybe test his abilities some more with Namie as the main subject.
Who knew what else he could accomplish?
Stepping into the underground train the grin he was wearing remained settled tightly onto his lips. Today was a wonderful day~
Letting his eyes glance around he noticed the compartment was pretty much empty. Only a couple people were sitting in there, an old guy wearing glasses that seemed to have nodded off while holding onto his briefcase. A woman cradling her baby in her arms, and two faces that he didn't quite expect.
Gesturing excessively and talking nonstop he could spot Kida Masaomi and Ryuugamine Mikado. Carrying their school bags and wearing their school´s uniform Izaya guessed they were on their way to school. After all it was quite early still.
A grin sneaked across Izaya's expression as he looked at the two.
Maybe it was childish, maybe it was even stupid, but he had the urge to just use this little new skill of his to appear behind the blond that seemed to be so scared every time he caught a glimpse of him on the street.
Smirking widely the raven turned into the direction of the two. The raven was standing just by the subway´s closed door, nothing but a yellow pole blocking his view as he looked at the two.
Okay, well then~ Looking towards the two he spelled the word in his head.
Stop-
BAM
"Fucking hell-!" a curse, louder than anything the raven was used to cry out he clutched his head- Blood was dripping from his nose, or at least he hoped it was just his nose as he caught a glimpse of the red substance dripping down and smearing across his pants. Oh fuck.
His head felt like it was about to rip apart.
"Are you alright Izaya-san?" the considerate question had been asked by no one but Ryuugamine Mikado, who was now standing in front of him, looking at him with that damn worried glance of his.
Kida Masaomi was nowhere near as worried of course as he just stood there, laughing and holding his stomach as he wheezed, "Serves you right!"
"Kida-" Mikado mumbled the word sounding like a scolding and seriously Izaya wasn't sure what was more embarrassing, running through Ikebukuro with a penis on his cheek or crashing into a subways pole with so much force it crushed his nose.
Finally stopping in the next station the raven picked himself up from the floor and somewhat escaped that shitty compartment.
"Note to myself, don't use that shit on any moving vehicle," he grumbled to himself while tilting his head back, trying to get the fucking nosebleed to stop.
The moment he had stopped the time inside that train, time certainly did stop, but so did the train and with an abruptness that Izaya hadn't seen coming. Because everything stopped, literally everything, from the flies in the air to the entire subway and all the people in it, but he hadn't quite considered that his own body´s time hadn't stopped-
"And there the physic teachers at school said it so many times," he sighed, annoyed that he hadn't considered such a simple thing.
Things that are in motion want to keep moving.
And so the entire force of his body moving with the train had smashed him into that shitty pole. Touching his nose with hesitation he appreciated having tested this ability while the train was already slowing down again at least.
It didn't seem to be broken from what he could determine, but god damn it hurt-
Well at least he had gained one more important piece of information about his powers.
"I can only change my own location," he mumbled aloud, curiosity spiking again as he the thought kept lingering.
Was that going to change with time? Hypothetically speaking he was just at the beginning right? And seeing how Shizu-chan agreed to have sex every second day- maybe they were going to become even greater?
Feeling the grin he had been wearing before return to his face he flinched only softly as his face was still thrumming with pain. Drip drop drip- he could feel the blood drip down.
… well for now… he should probably get that nosebleed of his under control.
to be continued~
Heyo people~
Ahahaha there we go xD another funny chapter this time lmao xD I love writing this mix of sex scenes and hilarious shit omg x'D At least I hope it was funny x'D
Lol Karma is a bitch Izzy xD Sowy for being late with this chapter btw! xD
Also, attention people~! If you still have some requests regarding sex scenes or kinky stuff they should try, just tell me! xD As long as the story is ongoing you can request anything you like at any time and I will write it haha xD
(Except for izuo, cuz I suck at writing it lmao, or anything rape-related or violent. kiddies please we want them both to have fun after all C;)
And if I already wrote a sex request, like fucking over the desk for example, but it didn't turn out quite like you wanted it to, just write me what you thought was missing and I shall include that in another smut scene C;
Btw, it's freaking adorable how much some of you care about my well being naw -hugs ya all- I got the best reader community seriously aw xD
as a fellow worrywart buddy i can tell ya all, if I'm gone too long or something and you fear I'm dead or you are just worried, you can just write me a PM or maily (shirohimesstories ) haha ;3 I will gladly assure you I'm still alive and kickin anytime x'D and no it's not a bother, don't you dare hesitate mah sweet cupcakes xD
Well then, see you in the next chapter on May the 3rd 2018 C:
Guest (the worrywart one): Awwwww oh my god you are so adorable I can't even-! lemme squeeze yah~! -glomps- xD nawwwwwwww chu don't have to worry about me sweetie cupcakey daw you are seriously too cute xD
Guest (the second one): xD ahahah oh yes, japan watch out xD izaya and his new powers lmao, he will be even more of a plague to everyone x'D lol but at least for today he got a nice kick in the ass from karma x'DDD
Guest2: awww haha as always you got everything perfectly on point xD couldn't describe it better haha and hey maybe he is also taking more liking to the blond than just the sex business haha oh my gawd yes -nosebleeds- couldn't have said it better,, I love it when Izaya moans Shizuo´s name in broken syllables ohohohoho xD awww shizu is always so careful with izzy hehehe
unknown: xD haha awwww thank chu 3 oh don't you worry, there will be a time where they have seconds… and thirds … and fourths~ -coughs- xD oh actually now that you say it i didn't think about what kinda powers Shizu-chan could get yet xD or if he will get any xd …. then again i think i already have an idea hmmmmmmm
haha I like the blacky and purple differentiation lmao xD oh one thing i can actually answer, yes, only black and purple eyed incubus exist C: the full fledged incubus eyes all turn black, the purple is basically a weak deprivation of those eyes, Izaya is too weak- he basically can't draw energy from humans cuz, hmmm I guess you could call them "locked" for him. But halves, like Shizu-chan, who are half human, and a little bit more half incubus make it possible for izaya to actually retrieve that energy he needs C: which is why they need other halves specifically to survive… should mention that in the story sometime lmao xD I just realized i didn't quite explain that properly there xD