-๑-๑ ஜ ๑-Chapter 26: Shut up, flea! - -๑ ஜ ๑-๑-
It was quiet. Slowly but peaceful the smoke from Shizuo´s cigarette dissipated into the cool air surrounding the blond.
To be honest it had been a pretty uneventful day so far- which wasn't a bad thing. Uneventful equalized peaceful, so there was that.
Shizuo had been outside on his job, accompanying Tom and hey so far none of the fuckers tried to run from them. Sure most of their clients didn't have the money they were supposed to return, but all they asked for was just a little more time. Some even paid half of their dept and promised to collect the rest by an appointed meeting.
It was quite the peaceful day.
After having had a pretty sleepless night it was everything the blond could possibly ask for.
He had no idea just what the hell the flea was doing- no or rather, why he was doing what he was doing, because when he tried to sleep he noticed this time stopping shit a few times.
That louse was probably experimenting with his new power or some shit. Sure, Shizuo could have gotten up and headed over to Shinjuku to get the flea to stop, but then again, wasting even more time while doing so was kinda defeating the purpose of trying to fall asleep.
Leaning against the wall of yet another one of the many buildings they had visited Shizuo took a deep breath, inhaling the soothing nicotine from his cigarette.
The sun's soft gleam was slowly starting to turn orange, setting everything into shades of red and yellow. Shizuo could hear the sound of crickets from the meadows of a park not too far from them.
"We are done here," it was Tom who had announced the words, stepping heather from the entrance he had disappeared into. A man, bowing repeatedly was standing there obviously glad the debt collectors were leaving peacefully like this. The blond supposed he was glad he didn't get him mad. The fortissimo of Ikebukuro that is.
Wordlessly the blond pushed himself off the wall.
Honestly speaking they didn't really have a certain number of houses they were supposed to pay a visit to. It depended on the height of the debts and whether the higher ups really needed the money or not, so despite the night drawing near Shizuo didn't really know how much longer they were going to keep visiting the clients for today.
Feeling the right side of his pants vibrate due to the ringing phone inside his pocket the blond paused.
"Ah, just a second," he mumbled, pulling the phone out as he took a few steps into the other direction. Just upon seeing who was calling him the blond groaned inwardly. Flipping the phone open he pressed it against his ear.
"Izaya," he groaned.
Of course.
Who else would it be? After annoying him while he was just trying to fall asleep and basically the entire day today as well why would he just stop once evening came around? Shizuo already expected the flea to start spouting some kind of nonsense, he probably had only called him to piss him off probably, but oh, nope for once he was wrong.
"Did the stupid amoeba forget?" It was a question, a genuine one it seemed despite the insults the flea was using so casually.
Forget though- forget-
Wait-
"Oh-" a sting of guilt struck the blond for a second as he realized what the flea was talking about.
Right.
Today-
The last time he and Izaya met up was-... two days ago.
A low sighed followed from the other end of the line and Shizuo could imagine the roll of eyes Izaya was probably giving him at the moment.
"Don´t oh me." Turning around the blond glanced at his friend, who was still standing there, waiting for him- although it seemed he was leading a call on his own by now as Tom was holding up his phone and pressing it against his ear as well.
"I'm out with Tom right now, so-" the blond quickly said, hoping that the flea would at least be patient enough to just wait till he got off work.
Seemed he was not though.
"What? Do you expect me to fuck myself or something?" he complained a tad annoyed- and Shizuo- well Shizuo paused for just a tiny little moment.
Okay, hold on, why was there an image of the flea kneeling on his bed and reaching behind himself with an erotic expression shooting through the his mind?
"You still there?" Quickly he cleared his throat trying to chase the imagination away whilst his mind was being even more of a dick and making a video out of how the flea was moving that hand and moaning to his own treatment to show him on repeat.
"Of course not-" he answered, only to receive a hum from the other end of the line- ah and it was one of those hums that just already spelled that he had fucked up again-
"That response came fairly late don't you think?" Izaya snorted and Shizuo swore, despite the flea not even being here he could see that annoying smirk he had to be wearing right now.
"Go to hell flea!" he barked, maybe a tad too loud as the people on the street turned towards the blond only making the embarrassment he was feeling increase tenfold as a result.
"And there I would have bet you would have said fuck yourself instead," was the only wise comment Izaya had to offer from the other side of the line causing the blond to groan again "So, about our appointment-"
"Yes, yes, just give me an hour or something, okay?" he quickly answered, just wanting to get this call over with.
"But hell is so far you sure you can get there within an hour~?" the raven snorted and Shizuo swore he was this close to snap the phone Izaya had gotten him in half. But no, he had to calm down, as annoying as the flea was, Shizuo did realize that he was the one at fault this time.
"You would know best, huh?" he mumbled, throwing a glance at his friend, but Tom was still talking to whoever it was that he had on the line.
"Are you implying I'm the devil now?" Izaya questioned, and for just a moment Shizuo thought he heard the flea´s voice twice. Maybe it was just his imagination though. "I would rather be a god if I had to choose," Izaya went on, only causing the blond´s eyes to roll at his words.
"Yeah as if, the god of mischief maybe," he snorted. Anything else was definitely out of question.
"Really? So you do see me as a god? I'm honoured," Ah-
Surprised the blond turned around, the doubled voice having increased to a full fledged echo as he turned to face no one other but-
"What the hell are you doing here?" Izaya.
Standing there with a phone pressed to his ear and his other hand leisurely pocketed in his coat he was grinning at the blond as though he had no idea what he was talking about.
"Yo, Shizu-chan, I thought I would drop by to make sure you-" Izaya really did want to finish his sentence, but hey, it seemed Shizu-chan wasn't quite up to listen to whatever he had to say as there was suddenly a hand gripping his hoodie, harshly tugging the raven into an alley next to the street.
The phone the blond had been talking with was flipped shut and pocketed in his pants as he pulled the raven out of Tom´s sight.
"For fucks sake, what are you doing here, flea?" he groaned, although he really seemed to be trying to lower his voice to a volume that wasn't quite as loud as his usual growls and yells.
"Well for one thing I came to drop off this-" blinking the blond paused, a silver object suddenly being tossed towards him. Having reflexes above average he easily caught the object midair.
With surprise he noticed what it was.
"A key?" the raven meely shrugged in response.
"It´s a hassle to always wait for you and shit or have namie open the door for you, so there you go. Now, are you coming or what?" Izaya grinned, and although he was tempted to just run back onto the street and call out for Tom to embarrass the blond even more and start rumors to arise, he couldn't quite get himself to do such, after all, being secretive about their business was only going to be beneficial for him as well.
"I said I will be there in an hour, just wait like a nice pain in the ass," the blond groaned, pocketing the key before he fished for yet another one of those cancer sticks.
"That's not a nice way to refer to someone, I'm hurt Shizu-chan~!" Izaya added theatratically as he grasped his shirt in the place where his heart was probably supposed to be. Well not like the blond was paying a lot of attention to his acting.
Rumagining in his vest and finding his lighter seemed to be of greater importance at the moment.
"You will survive," he shrugged, and Izaya didn't quite like how easily he was shrugged off- in general he didn't like how domesticated their relationship had become. In the past Shizu-chan would have hit him with a sign to his head, or at least tried to hit him before he could even start to speak. The reactions he got right now were almost boring.
"Will I?" he questioned, deciding he needed to restore what they had as soon as possible.
"Yes you will," Shizuo said, and it was just then that he found the lighter in the inside of his vest- only to have it snatched from his fingers within a second later.
Playing, tossing it into the air only to catch it again right away the flea was holding onto it now, one of those sneaky grins decorating his expression.
"But who knows, I might not?" he suddenly said, and seriously, Shizuo had already lost track of the conversation as he looked at the lighter that was suddenly offered by Izaya's hand.
"Izaya," he groaned, reaching for the lighter, but as expected the flea was just toying with him as he retreated the object he wanted and took a quick step back. Again he was was holding up that lighter in between his fingers, presenting it not too far from the blond, it seemed easy to fetch it back, but oh Izaya was so much faster~
"Am I annoying?" he suddenly questioned and god damn Shizuo would be lying if he said no.
"You are, now give back that lighter," he growled, and despite knowing better he reached for the object, only to miss it by the fraction of a second.
"Define, how annoying exactly?" Izaya announced next, and seriously, having been just mildly annoyed the blond was starting to feel a familiar feeling of anger surge in his head.
"What?" he repeated gruff, almost growling as he was clearly not in the mood to deal with shit like this after a sleepless night like yesterday´s.
"On a scale of one to ten!" Izaya merely cheered, not fazed at all by the glare that had settled on Shizuo´s expression- of course, this was exactly what he wanted after all.
"Are you fucking kidding me?" the blond growled, and just for a second the raven felt that missed urge to run away, run just like they always had and have the blond chase him. Oh but not yet, he could do better than that.
"Not really, I'm just bored and I got nothing to do all evening, so," Izaya hummed, flicking the lighter on as the flame danced on top of the silver.
"Well, but I do, so please can you just return that shit and go home?" Shizu-chan frowned and oh the unused cigarette that had been dangling from his lips dropping to the floor as it got smashed by his shoe.
"You didn't tell me yet how annoying I am~" Izaya announced, feeling quite like a red piece of clothing that was being held out to a bull.
"One hundred," Shizu-chan hissed, a glance to the side being cast and the raven realized Tom was done with his phone call. The blond´s attention seemed to be drawn to the street, ah that wouldn't do.
"Silly Shizu-chan, that's not within the scale I offered," the raven grinned, choosing just then to take a step closer, that lighter dangling in front of Shizu´s nose as he grinned at him, preventing him to return to his friend on the street.
"I know," the blond sighed, a vein was popping on his forehead- but this time he was not trying to grab the lighter. Instead he was just standing there, glaring. Izaya could almost feel it, he was this close to snap~
"You sure?" the raven repeated, the smirk on his expression only growing even wider. Shizu-chan had been about to step to the right, probably walk around Izaya, there was no way he was going to let him do that though~ "Who knows the monster might just not be able to count to ten, being the one celled amoeba it is," Izaya teased, stepping one step to the left just so much that he was blocking Shizu-chan´s way as he continued, "Because you aren't the most intelligent being here in Ikebu-" but ah- he didn't quite get to finish his sentence.
Before he knew it the blond had suddenly his hands on his collar- for once the brute was actually faster than Izaya and the raven's eyes slipped shut. His back met the wall of the building and his mind prepared him for a fist that was probably going to meet his face if not a sign from the road.
Except that was not exactly what hit him.
Harsh, rough, lips suddenly met his own as he was shoved against the wall.
Eyes snapped back open-
Surprise reflected in the raven´s expression, seriously he would have said something if it weren't for that tongue suddenly invading his mouth just like all the countless times it had done by now. So rough, so Shizu-chan like. It reminded him way too much of the last time they had sex. Of how good he had felt- and how badly he had wanted to continue. How hard he had gotten, how he had pondered on just getting off by himself before he discovered his abilities, it was as though a switch had been flipped throwing the raven right back to that point- more than just willing to comply with whatever this was the blond was starting.
Smooth, hot, Izaya found Shizu-chan´s leg press between his thighs, causing all of his blood immediately to travel south. A gasp was elicited and suddenly the blond was biting into Izaya's lower lip- although not hard, not painful, but softly as though he was the one teasing him now.
Izaya had no idea why but his body was instantly reacting with a boner to the hot lips against his skin and hell he would lie if he said he didn't want to just-
Gone.
Blinking, not only Izaya but Shizuo as well the two stared at each other quite flabbergasted. The blond had parted from the raven, seemingly only now realizing what he was doing. Izaya for once, was quite at a loss for words as well. The lighter he had held having been dropped onto on the floor.
Silence covered the moment until the blond managed to clear his throat.
"Sorry, was a reflex," he mumbled intelligently, only leaving the raven in even more confusion.
And yet, as the dots connected Izaya found some sense in the words Shizu-chan had said.
"... to shut me up…?" he replied, slowly as though he wasn't even sure whether he was right with his deduction. It seemed Shizu-chan himself didn't really know as he merely nodded with a hint of hesitation.
"Uh, yeah." A second passed, two and suddenly the flea started to laugh.
"... alright-" the louse sounded kinda confused and yet he was grinning as usual. "That's definitely more comfortable than a sign to the head," he suddenly snorted, and yet, even though he was laughing the tension between them just refused to fade.
The flea was laughing and yet his eyes were looking at the blond as though he was just waiting for him to ravish him on the spot-
It made the blond swallow hard and wonder if his pants had just gotten tighter or something else was causing them to be.
"Well can't blame you for mixing stuff up," the raven suddenly commented, it was probably supposed to sound teasing, but somehow it was shallow, not in a sense of being emotionless, but more in a sense of being half assed, "You only have one brain cell after all." Izaya was insulting Shizuo, and yet it sounded nowhere nearly as annoying as it had done a second ago.
"Oh shut up flea," the blond mumbled, in the same kinda half hearted fashion as their gazes met just for a second too long.
No word was said- and yet it wasn't quiet, at least not inside Shizuo´s mind.
Just what had he been thinking? Seriously-
And now- looking at the flea like this- he felt the irrational need to cup the raven´s face and just kiss him again.
And that wasn't even the worst, because seeing Izaya stand there, not uttering even a single syllable and just looking at him like this seemed as though he was waiting for something like this as well.
Or maybe he was just crazy?
Fuck-
What the fuck was that just now?
"Shizuo?" snapping out of whatever the two had been caught up in they turned towards the end of the alley. Tom was appearing, just walking around the corner, his eyes still settled on his phone´s screen as he went on, "I talked to our boss right now and- oh," having lifted his gaze he had finally noticed the flea that was still just standing there, facing Shizuo. Raising his hands he retreated again, the phone disappearing in his pockets as he was clearly misunderstanding the situation for one of their usual encounters where Shizuo was supposed to beat izaya up with whatever was closest in reach. "... I will just wait," he announced, and with that he was gone again.
And the silence returned. The awkward, tension filled silence.
Turning his head back to the flea the blond looked at Izaya- an Izaya that was suddenly turning on his heels.
"Well then, have fun beating people up," he suddenly announced, walking off into the other direction of the alley, a hand lifted to wave at the blond.
A bit flabbergasted the blond nodded, before realizing the raven wasn't going to notice a non verbal response.
"Make sure you aren't one of them," he hurriedly said just before the raven turned around the corner, and- "I will come by later-" gone.
For a second the blond wondered whether Izaya had even heard the last part- he probably had right? Or at least expected as much since he had a promise to keep.
…
More importantly though-
Groaning Shizuo let his hand travel through his blond hair.
What the fuck was that?
And why the hell did he have a raging boner now?
Izaya wasn't any less fazed by what had just happened.
Walking all the way back to Shinjuku was really damn awkward with a hard on between his thighs. This- was ridiculous. Honestly.
Why the hell did he react this intense to something as simple as a kiss? It wasn't even a good one! It was rough, it had something animalistic to it, a hint of anger probably, when he had forced him against the wall-
Honestly there Izaya was trying to rationalize what had happened but his dick just decided to jerk at the sole memory of what had just happened.
And this kind of being turned on as fuck wasn't even a bad feeling- which only made everything so much worse.
…
Would Shizu-chan still be in this kind of mood later on?
Sighing softly the raven let his eyes slip shut for just a moment. He was seriously torn between just admitting how damn horny he was, how much he was looking forward to this meeting and denying he was even feeling any of this, because god dammit this was Shizu-chan, the amoeba, the brute and Izaya refused to admit that someone as simple as that guy was able to drive him nuts like this.
Swallowing hard the raven entered his office again- and noticed with a hint of surprise that he wasn't exactly alone.
"Why are you still here?" the raven asked, actually kinda annoyed to see the brunette woman sit at her desk still.
"What? You always complain how I don't spend enough time in the office," she announced with a lift of her eyebrows.
Throwing his coat onto the couch the raven rolled his eyes.
"I thought I told you to leave before?" The swift sound of keys clattering on the keyboard stopped as the woman paused to look at the raven.
"Wait, you were actually serious?" she repeated, and Izaya had to inwardly groan at the stupidity of this woman.
"You sure you want to make me think twice about it?" he questioned, knowing that at least now that she had gotten the hint she was going to disappear fairly quick.
"I see your brain is working perfectly fine today," she responded just as expected and within a minute she had that laptop slipped shut and shoved into that bag of hers. The door was slipped shut, and there was that.
Izaya was alone in his office.
Groaning softly he walked over to his couch only to let himself flop down onto the black soft material with a sigh.
He still had that freaking boner settled inside his pants and god damn it was uncomfortable to lay down like this. He wished he could just get rid of it, hah, fat chance when he was doing nothing but waiting for the blond to come around in like an hour or two.
Raising his hand up to his lips he couldn't help but brush over them, the physical touch helping him to remember that kiss.
Well… there certainly was one option to get rid of his boner.
A small voice in the back of his mind was asking Izaya pretty loudly if it wouldn't be a loss of control to jerk off to Shizu-chan, but that voice shut up pretty quickly as Izaya's hand slipped past the hem of his pants.
He was already stiff and hard, a pleasant feeling shooting to his groin at the touch and he swallowed inaudibly as he closed his eyes.
He didn't quite get what it was that turned him on so much about Shizu-chan pressing him against the wall like he had in the alley before, but damn it really did it´s job quite nicely.
Palming the bulge inside his pants the raven's breath hitched and his brows furrowed just a bit as his hand was a little too confined by his pants to his taste. With an annoyed sound spilling from his lips he opened his eyes again and unbuckled his belt and slid the unwanted fabric down.
A soft thud resounded when the material met the floor but he didn't really care about that right now. There were more important things to pay attention to at the moment.
One hand inside his underwear the other grasped the couch as his eyes closed once more, his thoughts trailing back to that alley from before. By now he could imagine it pretty well, Shizu-chan´s body that was, his skin, his chest, pressed against his own- the way he could be so forceful without forcing the raven at all.
And his lips- Shizu-chan loved to tease the raven, maybe it was some sort of revenge for all the teases and nicknames, maybe he just liked it, who knew? Fact was that he loved to make Izaya squirm. He knew if Shizu-chan had continued before he would have driven him insane. He would have kissed him again, would have wrapped his arms around Izaya's waist-
Rubbing his length up and down the raven breathed deeply, "The hell," how did the brute get him so horny just from a kiss?
Maybe it was the way he moved against his thighs- almost like humping. God how much Izaya wanted this right now.
And yet- somehow his hand alone just wasn't enough. Maybe it was a lack of imagination- whatever it was, but his length just stayed exactly the way it was.
He was hard as hell, even harder than before and yet he couldn't get himself to come.
Groaning frustrated the raven got up from the couch.
What was he even doing here in the first place?
It's good he didn't come again-
Right.
He already masturbated to the blond once. In the shower.
For fucks sake what the hell was wrong with his brain?
Walking over to the kitchen the raven decided this was it, he was going to just forget about this, this never happened, not the kiss, not the half hard attempt on masturbating to the blond, nothing of this.
Pulling the silver handle of the water tub up he took a heartly splash of water to his face, trying to wash away all the thoughts that were swarming inside his head. Right, what was he even thinking about?
The blond was going to come over later and that was that.
Just a meeting that's all.
A sudden clicking sound filled the silence unexpectedly, causing the raven to jerk and crane his neck over his shoulder. The door had opened, revealing no one else but the focus of Izaya's attention.
"...what happened to Tom and that hour you wanted me to give you?"
Shizu-chan was already here.
to be continued~ xD
So I lost a bet and promised to do a double update of SD- yay double length chappy~! xD hahaha lol and you still didn't get the REAL smut xDDDD next chappy tho C; and oooohhh they will enjoy it lmao xD
Now, now,
Im sorry people, I haven't been updating at all- I know TAT, but things have just been kinda crazy xD
I have been working a summer job, 40 hours per week and even though I actually got some time to write, by the time I got home from work I was just so tired that whatever I wrote just seemed really half assed xD and as much as I hate not updating, updating half assed shit would be even worse xD
Also I am moving into a new apartment in a bit x'D And Im kinda going crazy with all the organization lmao xD and as if those two reasons were not enough I also got a nerve inflammation on my right hand again cuz , yeah- fuck you too body x'DDD lol and on top of that I have a mini operation next wednesday which is kinda unsettling me and keeping me from concentrating as well- lol anyone else phobic of needles here? xDDD
So yah, that's what was keeping me from updating and ahhhh Im so sorry TAT
I'm on it though! I planned a new schedule, and this time I'm actually quite certain that I can fucking stick to it x'DDD
So for the lazy ones that don't check my profile:
The wish to disappear (50/~54)
29th July 2018
Survival of the doomed (38/~60)
2nd August 2018
Shingeki no Shizuo (16/~50)
5th August 2018
Behind closed doors (32/40)
8th August 2018
Sinful Desire (27/~40)
11th August 2018
Well then, see ya all~! xDD
Guest 2: xD they indeed have a pretty far reach xD i haven´t yet thought about how far hmmmmmm lol Izaya is the greatest prankster alive xD hehe Shizzy wants to cuddle and to hold the flea tight dawwwww xD and kiss him lmao ohohoho maybe? C; since shizuo is so tired already, he might sta over? who knows? xD thank chu for keeping me positive even though i couldn´t upate for two months x'D
Smiley: awww he is falling hard indeed naw xD ohohoho don´t you worry C: next chapter is gonna be quite... intense xD Gonna dig up another one of the kink requests xD i still have lots of those on my notes btw lol and I´m so going to write every single one xD ahahah nah he won´t run out of energy anytime soon xD not with this much- shizzy time xD
Unknown: Hey cookie! *0* haha you should do homework before reading this tho baka xD like, do it like me, use it as a reward after finishing the work *^* xD
duh-llahan: LMAO you say I had you dying but you had me laughing my ass off at your comment x'DDDDD talking about humping tho I´m definitely including that one on my list ohohohohho xD lol and shizzy is a little bit dense sometimes xD usually when its the most important lol xDDD