Captain Toad let out a big sloppy poot that made him blush, laughing while rubbing the back of his head in embarrassment. "...Oh my, that was definitely more than just a fart!"
"Eww man; can't you learn to not shit your pants?" Mail Toad bemoaned while trying to stay optimistic.
"You try not having to unload after holding it in while going through all those platforms and trying not to jump!" Captain snapped while blasting out another bassy brap that made him clench his left fist. "I get a bit ashamed of myself for how much I'm loving the fact that I reek."
"Well at least you could admit it." Mail Toad scoffed while looking through his bag filled with letters. "...Now if only you could do that for your more deplorable traits..."