Captain Toad laughed while he was farting an endless amount of rotten egg smelling farts that stunk like a sewer while being loud like a tuba. "Peeyew~"
"Man how long are you gonna keep farting?" Toad complained to the Braptain Craptain while he farted himself since he felt his pants puff up and it was driving him quite insane to a degree. "Because you're making me farty...!"
"As long as I feel like it!" Captain Toad burped while farting since he fanned himself by the face due to the fact that he was enjoying his brapper's pungent stink in light of the fact that he did not have a nose. "I happen to enjoy making a smelly mess in my poopy pants!"
Toad squinted his eyes upon pooting a bassy brap burst again, facing the gassy Captain of the Toad Brigade. "I didn't think you would embrace being so gross."
"Well sometimes you have to look at yourself and realize that eventually you stop caring what the world feels about you." The flatulent Toad Captain boasted while fanning his rumbling rump which brapped out more bassy tuba poots after his stomach growled loudly. "At least that's what I had to learn over time from treasure tracking so much."
"That doesn't seem so productive to me." Toad admitted upon clenching his fists and having the case of the sloppy sharts. "Maybe I just feel pooped."
"Well you don't have to deal with this literal shit." Captain Toad yawned since he was enjoying his brassy deep pitched farts and proceeded to change his form into a more humanoid form so he can feel his ass rips linger longer with the way he stretched his now extended legs that let his brapper clench and muffle the toots. "But what do I know: I just like a chance of getting dirty in all the places!"