"Man this stuff is delicious." Captain Toad admitted while eating a mushroom, letting out loud farts while he did for he was enjoying his break from treasure tracking at the musically themed Music Park and its Melody Motorway. "Maybe I should keep doing this more since I'm having a blast, literally!"
"I can't believe this is what you like to do..." A Shy Guy admitted in disbelief, shaking his head whilst parked within his Soda Jet vehicle. "...so disgusting."
Captain Toad scoffed because he felt like wiggling his hips, feeling his methane maker go deeper in pitch for his bassy tuba poots sounded more powerful than before. "You better get used to it because I like doing it and I ain't gonna stop!"
"But what if you have to stop?" A Wiggler admitted while she was collecting various different colored leaves with her Bolt Buggy car parked nearby. "You can't carry something on forever-"
"You can't but I can!" Captain Toad laughed with confidence upon which he pulled up his pants to let out more farts filled with confidence that went in tune to the beats of the music infused amusement theme park. "There will always be a place where farts will be cherished; and yes you can assure that I will be among the lucky 1s to apply them!"
"That seems kinda gross." The red shelled Lakitu admitted while by his appropriate Cloud 9 vehicle, his hands on his stomach for her face was turning green due to it not being able to handle the concentrated amount of methane present within the penetrated air. "...ugh now I feel sick..."
"Hey! You clowns don't get to judge what smells by the circus and its rule!" Captain Toad snapped upon puffing up his face cheeks for he could feel his rump roaring out more powerful gusts of sulfur stink. "After all none of you has what it takes to be a leader of a brigade like I do!"