Captain Toad was quite surprised at how farty he felt; he surely felt that he would not be making this much of a stink and yet all it did was just continue to bubble up within him since the tuba toots "Ooh!" were just blasting out of his brapper due to going back and forth between his regular flatulent fungi form and his more humanoid body that caused his deep pitched stinkers to linger longer, with it being quite a putrid predicament for the methane making mushroom man.
"Oh man I'm really going at it," Captain Toad said to himself while rubbing the back of his shroom cap in a bit of embarrassment from his stomach growling alongside his bassy poots puffing up his dirty pair of pooped pants that looked like they fell into a giant pile of swampy mud. "Perhaps I should have read the contents of that sushi I had before just stuffing my face in but to be fair I was really hungry-"
Captain Toad interrupted himself with a big fart so huge it sent him propelling through the air, making him scream for he flailed his arms about since he couldn't stop himself "Help!" yet at the same time he was enjoying the flatulent explosion out of his brapping body that showed how strong of a trooper he was since he knew his fungi farts could easily save him from trouble.
"Well I guess I'm going flying about today!" Captain Toad spoke with him fanning himself upon continuously ripping ass for he noticed his bottom clothing had gone into entirely brown by virtue of the sloppy sharts that were promptly pooted out of his plump pooter and he was quite proud at how strong his stinker was at being smelly. "All aboard the P.U. Express, we're heading straight onwards to the dumpy doodoo destination!"
