"Captain are you sure this is the right way to go?" Toad asked nervously while touching his fingertips.
Captain Toad laughed for he was ever so bold to move forward in light of his easily frightened nature, farting forward without taking a moment's pause. "But of course! I am a leader and I can't just-"
Suddenly a bunch of bats emerged from the cavern nearby, causing both Toads to scream and flail their arms in fright for both of them let out wet farts in a horrified manner, needing an immediate change of pants.
"Well this is great! Now I'm like you!" Toad complained while clenching his fists in annoyance, feeling embarrassed and disgraced.
Captain Toad laughed while having his arms wrapped around his grumbling gut. "I know isn't that exciting?"