"Man it sure is taking a while for the others to show up." Captain Toad said to himself while counting how many times he was farting since he was stinking up a slowly rotting bench he found in the middle of a spooky forest. "They better come up with a good excuse for taking long; I don't like waiting. I just like to go on treasure treks and make a mess in my pants. And I also... I forgot what I was talking about."

"I lost track with where you were going." Pit Crew Toad said while trying to fix up his vehicle for he adjusted his helmet, letting out a tuba toot in his blue uniform. "Anyway why is it that you're so fond of these things?"