Captain Toad let out a huge burp while stuffing himself with food so he could fart, taking a moment to look around him for he was on top of a feast, wiping his forehead while his rump continued ripping loud toots that were filling up the Sweet Kingdom with a pungent eggy scent. "Am I just eating so I can break wind because I'm bored? Or is this all I have to think of doing when everything else is so bland?"
"Beats me captain." Toad brought up while swimming through the food. "But I can tell you that this is the most fun I've had swimming!"
"...Why did you even bother to show up here?" Captain Toad spoke in between breaking wind due to the farting allowing him to have his stomach filled in. "Seriously I'm asking why you decided to just-"
"Maybe you shouldn't speak so fast while eating." Toad pointed out upon watching the fart filled captain beginning to choke. "Because you'll choke!"