Captain Toad was enjoying a break on a sandy beach while farting away for he had a magazine in his hands while relaxing and tooting away on a beach chair. "This is so good; I needed this kind of rest and relaxation after all the areas I farted my way in and out of!"
"But why would you keep on breaking the wind to ruin the experience for the others?" Toad
"Whose to say I'm messing anything up besides my pants?"
"Well don't you think the creatures wandering around here would get sick of your fungi fumes?"
"Perhaps but they just have to realize that the present time of the future will show up when I decide to pass on through with my gas tank!"