"Aiyie!" Captain Toad screamed while trying to avoid the sudden fight between Godzilla and Hedorah: Gojira was firing off his radioactive atomic breath and the smog monster was responding with his sludge; it was clear from the get go that the plucky pants pooping pooter wasn't going to measure up to either of the Kaiju.
"Why is it that whenever I leave my poison gas here it doesn't make things that bad yet this big cloud of evil comes and makes things worse?" Captain Toad complained for he noted his flatus wasn't anywhere as damaging; he screamed for he suddenly got hit by a pile of sludge falling upon him. "This stinks more than my farts!"
Alas the situation got worse for the gassy Captain Toad since he was quick to change into his more humanoid form and farted away from the kaiju action going on with him pooped pants pooter brapping him away from the chaos although he got caught on fire from the residuals of the nuclear blast and actual smog. "Augh my beautiful brapper!"