"Man am I feeling super gassy today!" Captain Toad boasted in a proud manner since he could feel his mine cart getting warmed up from the muffled farts he was filling it up with; he laughed it off due to eating the bounty of turnips that was surrounding him: it was clear that he didn't mind his intense veggie stink of methane since it was keeping him sharp and focused, with him going back and forth between being in his normal fungi form and his more humanoid look that let his plump pooter fire out more stinkers since his tuba tooter was brapping out bassy brown notes that signified him taking a dump with it being quite a strong scent that it was making his face blush a crimson red shade of pride. "Guess I'm lucky the enemies around here aren't bothering to approach me! I would be afraid of me too if I didn't love my smelly booty~! And I have way more of these reeking rump roars to be sharing~"
