Captain Toad just stared out to the stars shining above his farting butt while he was taking a breather out of the mountains; he was sitting just outside a cavern with a cart filled with turnips that he was eating to quench his hunger and fill him up with enough content for him to toot out. "This feels good; but it would be better if someone else could feel these stinky hot fumes of mine so that it could be able to linger for awhile longer!"
"Must you really be quite excited over this?" A Toad complained since he just wanted to get some rest. "This isn't anything to be proud of-"
"Oh but it is!" The Craptain reassured upon pooting even more; indeed did the Braptain make use of this ever stinky situation!