Captain Toad was enjoying the sighrs of the New Donk City since he found himself farting around the Metro Kingdom again; it had been quite a long while since the Craptain took a trek to the Big Banana: alas it took enough courage for the Braptain to return here after recalling the stinky sewer trouble he got himself into. "Hoo boy is this place still beautiful like I remembered it being, but I wonder if those pesky pests are still here!"
"Probably not unlike your loud smelly rear!" The Mail Toad declared for the purple colored mushroom retainer was quite surprised at how flatulent his brigade leader was despite having a fungi fart in himself recently emitted. "How is it that you find yourself always ready to rip ass?"
"Well dude it's kinda clear why you're not really on the team anymore: it seems my farty fog is making your memory quite hazy!" Captain Toad teased while laughing since he started clapping like the adorable idiot that he was. "I don't have anything else to say if you genuinely can't understand why I love doing this?"
Mail Toad checked through his brown bag, feeling another flatus burst emerge from him. "It's because of the fact that you choose not to jump."
"Well yes but actually-" Captain Toad tried talking only to interrupt himself with a thunderous tuba toot that shook the entire city and made him mess his already pooped pants, fanning the rotten eggy air in embarrassment. "...uh do you happen to know the nearest laundromat?"
Mail Toad had a blank look on his face that was followed by a muffled fart. "...Are you serious."
Captain Toad farted a sloppy sounding shart that lasted longer than expected with him continuing to fan himself upon casually saying "Yes." and just willingly pooping his pants in light of the dismay on the other fungi being's face.