"Man I really gotta go...!" Captain Toad admitted upon feeling his stomach growl since he knew he had to fart superbad: looking around to make sure that nobody was around him in this quiet corner of the city the flatulent fungi farted a huge poot that caused parts of the building to break apart for he laughed sheepishly. "Ehe~! Excuse me~"
The Craptain Braptain continued on his way to be letting loose tuba toots within the metropolis and he had plenty of flatulence to be making since he was enjoying his stinky emissions so much and was prompting the mushroom methane making man to go further within the skyscrapers filled city.
"P.U!~" Captain Toad farted in happiness, the flatulent fungi fanning the rotten eggy air caused by the flowery farts in the air with him watching this from a safe distance since it was so clear from the happy gas passing expression on his face that he wanted others to join in on the farty fun he was having since the pants pooping pooter was getting that quite happy feeling of taking in his smelly braps. "You all really stink like I do! It's absolutely amazing!~"