Captain Toad farted a huge amount of stinky loud poots since he was doing a lot of power walking; he was enjoying the Coconut Mall and all its splendid sights while he filled it up with his stinky fungi fumes, with him occasionally dipping between his normal flatulent fungi form and then eating a power up mushroom to make his brapping body be that of a humanoid form with his bassy tuba poots sounding even sloppier in sound than they already did, with him laughing since the gas stored in his ass was making him feel good. "Pew~! I sure hope there's something in this wonderful store for me to wear! I could use a fresh set of underwear~"
