Captain Toad farted while he was going through the Piranha Plant Cove with a disgusted Petey Piranha disapproving of the flatulent mushroom boy ripping ass through the tropical ruins. "What? I'm always super gassy like this ya see!"
Petey scoffed and proceeded to spew his brown goop onto the Braptain Craptain that buried him in the muddy substance which went well with his pooped pants.
"Oh man now I'm a mess!" Captain Toad pointed out in laughter while fanning his bassy muffled farts. "...but I guess that's what happens when you're always making methane like me!"