Cuts of RWBY

A RWBY Fic Collection by AndrewJTalon

DISCLAIMER: This is a fan based work of prose. RWBY is the property of Rooster Teeth and WB Animation. Please support the official release.

Just a collection of plot bunnies and ideas for RWBY fics. Free for you to take and make use of.

For instance... If Eve Taurus was Jaune's Childhood Friend...

Eve Taurus growled as she looked over the recon photos Ilia had gotten her of Beacon Academy. That damn traitor, Blake Belladonna, had joined the school. Clearly she'd turned over intel on the White Fang in exchange for safety. That damn little bitch. After everything Eve had done for her, she went off to become the pet of these filthy humans...?!

"That damn little..." Eve swore. Ilia stood nearby awkwardly as the tall, powerful Faunus woman raged. Being around her in this state was always hazardous to one's nerves, if not your health...

Then... Eve paused. She stared intently at one picture in particular.

"Ilia! Who... Who is that?" She gasped.

Ilia cautiously looked over her leader's shoulder without appearing to be terrified. It was difficult but she'd managed it. She frowned as she checked the blond Eve's finger rested on.

"Ah... Jaune Arc, my lady," Ilia reported. "He's a farm boy out of Radian, son of a human hero lineage..."

Ilia trailed off. She looked at her leader's expression. She expected anger, disgust... But not... Shy blushing?!

"He... Do you have any other pictures of him?" Eve asked quietly. Ilia blinked rapidly, but obeyed out of reflex. Several images of Jaune Arc appeared: Him eating with Blake, training, even a few of him just out of the shower while she was gathering intel on Pyrrha Nikos.

"Is he... A priority target, My Lady?" Ilia asked.

Eve stared dreamily at the pictures of Jaune shirtless. Ilia blinked again.

"Er, My Lady?"

"Hm? Oh! Uh, yes!" Eve said quickly, clearing her throat. "Priority target to-to capture. Definitely."

Ilia stared.

"Capture, my lady?"

"Unharmed! Intact!" Eve ordered. Ilia blinked rapidly.

"Er... Um... M-May I ask why, my lady?"

"No," Eve growled.

Ilia nodded rapidly.

"Of-of course, My Lady!"

"Go! Deliver my orders to the others! Jaune Arc is to be captured and brought to me alive," she growled. "UNHARMED!"

"Oh! S-So you can do the harming yourself?" Ilia guessed. That... That was the sanest response, right?"

Eve studied the photos again. Her frown deepened as she saw the many girls who seemed to get close to the boy.

"On second thought," Eve stated, "Enact Protocol 'G'."

Ilia gasped.

"You-You want us to infiltrate Beacon?!"

"Leonhart can get that old fool Ghira's request for a Menagerie team through at last," Eve snorted.

"Um, shouldn't we inform Cinder-?"

"She'll find out when we arrive. The human doesn't dictate to us," Eve hissed. "I shall lead the team."

Ilia gasped.

"A-Are you sure that's wise?! What about Blake?!"

"I'll deal with her personally," Eve growled.

Ilia nodded rapidly.

"As... As you wish, just... Please... Don't be too... Brutal? She was our friend once-"

"And now," Eve growled, "She is my rival."

Ilia blinked.

"Rival?"

"Carry out my orders!" Eve snarled, and Ilia fled for her very life!

Once the door was closed, a change came over Eve Taurus. From a fearsome, bloodthirsty revolutionary... To a fawning, blushing young woman.

"Oh Jaune... I'm so sorry... I thought you were lost to me," Eve sighed, stroking the pictures, "But now... Now I must act. I must take you for my own now... Before those whores do it first!"

She pulled out a locket from between her very impressive breasts, and opened it up. Within, she sighed happily at the photo within: Of herself and Jaune, when they were young children. She hugged it to her chest.

"And then, you can fulfill your promise... To marry me!"

Eve: "ILIA! THESE PICTURES ARE UNACCEPTABLE!"

Ilia: "EEP! H-How so, My Lady?"

Eve: "You haven't gotten any nudes of Jaune Arc! This is absolutely vital to our infiltration strategy!"

Ilia: "Um... It is?"

Eve: "Are you questioning my orders?"

Ilia: "N-NO! NEVER! I-I WILL GET THE NUDES, MY LADY!"

Eve: "SEE THAT YOU DO!"

When the beautiful Eve Taurus arrives at Beacon in the fetching school uniform (That is totally Menagerie based and not a design Eve chose just to make her look as sexy as possible)

Jaune: "Eve?!"

Eve: "JAUNE!"

Jaune: "Oh wow! It's been forever! You look absolutely beautiful!"

Eve: "JAUNNNE!" Hugs and kisses his cheek

Jaune: "Wow!"

Eve: "Mwah! I missed you so much~!"

Pyrrha: tense smile "Jaune... You haven't introduced me to your friend."

Jaune: "Oh yeah! This is Eve! She was a friend of mine in Radian for a while-"

Eve: "And I'm his betrothed."

Jaune: "Huh?!"

Pyrrha: "WHAT?!"

Ruby: "HUH?!"

Ilia: "WHAT?!"

Blake: "WHAT?!"

Eve: sniff "You had your chance, cat whore!"