Cuts of RWBY

A RWBY Fic Collection by AndrewJTalon

DISCLAIMER: This is a fan based work of prose. RWBY is the property of Rooster Teeth and WB Animation. Please support the official release.

Just a collection of plot bunnies and ideas for RWBY fics. Free for you to take and make use of.

For instance... What if there were more petty arguments between Weiss, Blake and Velvet? As they'll get increasingly ridiculous.

Loud arguments in the RWBY dorm were usually a good sign that Jaune should just mind his own business. He'd learned that the hard way when it came to his sisters.

However, it was getting so distracting that Pyrrha's photogenic smile was straining, Ren's eyebrow was twitching, and Nora was reaching for her hammer more often. So Jaune decided, as team leader, he would at least inquire about the disturbance to prevent anyone from getting murdered.

He was conscientious like that.

He entered RWBY's common room, seeing Blake, Weiss, and Velvet Scarlatina in a large argument. Yang and Ruby were off to the side, just watching in silent horror and exasperation.

"And I'm saying you're wrong, Weiss!"

"HOW AM I WRONG?!"

"BECAUSE I'M NOT A RACIST!" Blake declared.

"YOU ABSOLUTELY ARE!" Velvet growled.

Blake sniffed.

"Says the girl who likes her human boyfriend to tug on her ears!"

"THAT'S BETWEEN ME AND HIM!" Velvet cried, her face going bright red. "YOU CAN'T KINKSHAME ME!"

"I TOTALLY CAN!"

"LADIES!" Jaune shouted. Ruby look gratefully towards him.

"Jaune! Thank the Gods, this is just getting out of hand!"

"It is NOT!" Weiss declared. "At least it's not MY fault it's gotten so ridiculous! It's Blake's!"

"It is not!" Blake growled, "Because I'm not a racist! Oppressed minorities can't be racist!"

"Oh really?" Velvet sniffed. She looked to Jaune. "Jaune? I want your unbiased opinion!"

"Uh, sure?" Jaune managed. Velvet narrowed her eyes.

"Do you think that rabbit girls are sexier than cat girls?"

Jaune blinked. He looked between the scowling Blake and Velvet, and to the glaring Weiss. Finding no help there, he looked over at Ruby and Yang. Ruby was cringing, and Yang was determinedly looking at a magazine.

"Er... I mean... I guess it depends on the girl?" He offered.

"Please!" Blake sniffed. "Cat Faunus are clearly sexier. All this human media is about cat faunus girls! All of this porn is about us! And why shouldn't it be? We're cats! We rule over all other Faunus sub-types because we're superior!"

"HOW IS THAT NOT RACIST?!" Weiss demanded.

"It's not racist if it's a fact!"

"It is NOT a fact!" Velvet argued. "I was able to turn a racist like Cardin into the sweetest honey of a boyfriend ever!"

"That's got nothing to do with your race and everything to do with you being weak to tsunderes!" Blake huffed. "Which is another rabbit Faunus trait! You're weak and you like to be dominated! Like all herbivores!"

"THAT'S SUPER RACIST!" Weiss cried in exasperated rage.

"IT IS NOT! All herbivore Faunus are more easily led around and more easily oppressed than the stronger willed carnivores!"

"What about Adam Taurus? He's a bull Faunus, isn't he? Yet he's also a violent psychopath terrorist?" Weiss pointed out sarcastically.

"That's bull Faunus, that's different!" Blake insisted.

"HOW IS THAT DIFFERENT?!" Velvet demanded.

Yang and Ruby snuck over to the door. Jaune held it open for them and closed the door behind them. All three sighed in relief.

"Wanna go get ice cream?" Jaune asked.

"Yes please!" Both sisters insisted.

Jaune returned with his friends from Vale. He licked at his rocky road ice cream cone absently as he headed for the common room. The sun was just beginning to set, and the light was orange and purplish through the windows of the hallway.

"I can't hear any more arguing," Nora sighed in relief as she lapped at her strawberry kaboom.

"Maybe they worked out their issues?" Pyrrha suggested between licks of her pistachio.

"Or they killed eachother," Yang sniffed, licking her chocolate. "Either way, not our problem until Monday."

"Agreed," Ren said, enjoying a honey ripple cone.

"Not funny," Ruby pouted, eating some cookies and cream.

The door to RWBY's dorm flew open with a bang. Blake Bellandonna stood there, her eyes narrowed and locked onto Jaune. Jaune gulped down his ice cream. Yang cleared her throat.

"Um... Blake? Everything okay, sweetie?"

"You all think I'm racist, don't you?" Blake demanded.

Silence fell. Nora hummed.

"Yes!" She said. "Or no? ... What was the question again?"

"Well I'm not!" Blake stated firmly. "And to prove it?" She stalked up to Jaune and grabbed his shirt. She pulled the shocked knight into a kiss.

Ren dropped his ice cream cone in shock.

"Wat?!" Nora cried.

"What?!" Ruby gasped.

"Dwuwah?!" Yang managed.

"What," Pyrrha seethed, crushing her ice cream cone between her fingers.

"Mwah," Blake gasped, breaking the kiss, "We're going on a date."

"Huwmwah?" Jaune managed, as Blake grabbed his free hand and dragged him off. "W-Wait a second-Wait a minute-!"

"HA!" Weiss scoffed from the door, "That's the best you can do? Take Arc on a date?"

"It's further than you'll ever get with a Faunus Boy!" Blake sneered.

Sun mumbled a bit, poking his head out the door.

"What's all the noise-HWAH?!"

Weiss grabbed the monkey faunus by his sleeve and pulled him out into the hallway.

"HA! I'm taking Sun out for a date!" Weiss said mockingly.

"She's what now?" Sun tried. Weiss elbowed him in his perfect abs. "HURK! I-I mean, sure...?"

"YEAH! I've got your ex, Blake!" Weiss laughed. "Who's racist now, you stuck up kitty princess?"

"YOU ARE!" Blake growled. "You're just taking my old flame because you can't do any better! Petty bitch!"

"Feline strumpet!"

"Frigid sow!"

"ACTIVIST!"

"NEW MONEY!"

"FAT CAT!"

Blake gasped.

"WHORE!" She stomped off with the hapless Jaune in tow. "I'LL SHOW YOU FAT!"

"I'll show YOU frigid, bitch!" Weiss shot back, dragging the equally confused Sun off.

Silence fell upon everyone in the hallway. Yang rubbed her eyes tiredly.

"Did... Did that really happen?"

"I think so!" Nora said, pinching herself. "OW! Yup, that's real!"

Ruby sighed.

"Geez... I can't believe I let this get so out of control... I'm a terrible leader!"

"Yes. You are," Pyrrha stated coldly.

"YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BE SO BLUNT!" Ruby cried.

"Where's Velvet?" Ren asked.

The rabbit Faunus emerged from the common room, stretching her arms up over her head with a yawn. She removed very bulky headphones.

"What'd I miss?"

Everyone glared at her. Velvet coughed.

"Seriously, what?"