Captain Toad looked around to see that he found himself in a cave full of treasure chests but much to his dismay they weren't filled with gems for someone beat him to the punch, making the stinky leader of the Toad Brigade poop his pants in frustration.
"Blast! Someone is a better tracker than me!" The Toad Captain murmured to himself while rubbing his mushroom cap and continuing to release fungi fumes. "But how do I spin this into a positive to benefit me?"
Alas the captain didn't have time to answer for his echoing flatulence caused the jagged rocks above him to fall down around him; this in turn caused Toad to run about panicking while flailing his arms about, making even more of a massive methane mess in his dirty clothing for he quickly got into the nearest mine cart and rode away, sweating nervously for he didn't want 1 of the rocks to fall into him.