Captain Toad was lost in a cave full of gems although with what he was doing it was quickly filled in with fungi flatulence.
"Ah geeze where did I get myself lost this time?" Captain complained. "I should really learn to find a better place to be... instead I just get myself into these stupid adventures that I love because I yearn for them; and this wonderful fart gas I'm letting out is helping out yet it doesn't seem to be helpful."
Eventually the Toad captain let loose a fart so powerful it caused the cavern to shake.