Captain Toad screamed while consistently farting for he was dashing about in a horrified rush due to him being chased by a bunch of generic enemies from ancient games of the past that people in the ever present future would treat as archaic.
"Why are these things chasing me?" Captain Toad bemoaned while consistently pooting and chucking back various turnips he had within his backpack. "I don't look that yummy do I?"
"We just want to have your cute body to feast upon!" A pixel version of a Goblin shouted while chucking his pixelated spear towards the Toad Brigade leader.
Captain Toad screamed and bent over to unleash a huge fart that caused the enemies to suddenly collapse, with him looking back in awe for he laughed, feeling much better about his predicament, which in turn quite literally made him pooped like his pants after such a farty explosion.