"Oh geeze not again!" Captain Toad exclaimed because he let out several bassy farts in his new clothing that he discovered from within a chest while on 1 of his many treasure tracks; his hands placed upon his face in surprise with his eyes widened. "I think I just pooped my pants again!"
"Actually if I'm being honest it seems that you're wearing shorts." Fastidious Beaver pointed out for they were at the edge of the bustling amusement themed area known as the Casino Park; being quite near the infamous Bingo Highway at that. "Although I suppose if you were to go about with-"
"Same difference as pants if they both have pouches!" The smelly leader of the Toad Brigade admitted while pulling up his crapped pants, continuing to release thunderous tuba toots and blushed in embarrassment upon feeling how sloppy they were feeling. "Oh man is it so gross and mushy... the boys is never gonna hear the end of this..."
"...Would you want me to recommend getting some diapers?" Fastidious spoke up for the beaver rubbed the back of his head while going across the green carpet that was part of the race track. "...It's not that much if I'm being honest..."
Captain Toad was too busy unloading his dump truck for he didn't notice Fastidious the beaver being suddenly knocked high into the air by various racers, with the Toad captain's tooting being so pungent it caused parts of the course to break apart with every fart, causing enough damage to cause the race to end earlier than expected.