Captain Toad wandered about through the cavern he stumbled his way throughout, noticing various bright colorful warps that led into different realms, with the gassy leader of the brigade pulling up his brown stained pants for he took a breath and adjusted the light on his headlamp.
"The questions is which 1 I should pick to go through." Captain said to himself while rubbing his chin, his stomach grumbling for it was still churning with plenty of fart gas to release. "I suppose the answer would be just me farting right into 1-"
As if his body was willing to answer, a huge expulsion of flatulence blasted the Toad captain into the portal right in the middle, with Captain Toad screaming while failing his arms about. He then noticed the various different characters going through the rainbow lights surrounding him, with them seemingly just going through the motions.
"You like jazz?" Barry B. Benson said while buzzing about in the air besides a floating cup that dwarfed the size of the bee.
"What are ya doing in my swamp!?" Shrek roared angrily while towering over a cowardly bunch who were in a scattered version of the ogre's home.
"DINNER BLASTER." King Harkinian suddenly proclaimed while holding his Dinner Blaster, firing hamburgers at everyone surrounding him.
Captain Toad was kept propelling in the pungent air via his poots, folding his arms together while sighing. "I feel like I stumbled into a stupid situation."