Captain Toad was farting and screaming for his life "Of course I am, I'm literally pooping my pants in fright!" because King Kong and Godzilla were having yet another legendary showdown, with the godly kings causing a massive panic within Hong Kong. Captain Toad noticed that he was accidentally dropping the various artifacts he collected on his treasure tracking, with him nearly blasted by Godzilla's radioactive breath lighting up the mushroom methane into a huge red and yellow burst of flames, the fiery result causing various skyscrapers to burst into fire for even with taking into his alternative humanoid form to go faster the Craptain Braptain kept shitting himself in fear since he was fully aware of how much of a bad idea it was to be present in such a ferocious war zone.
"Wah! Why did I think coming here with these kaiju Titans dealing damage to each other was a good idea!?" The unlucky leader of the brigade complained for the Toad was almost crushed from Kong dropping various vehicles around in an attempt to nail Godzilla, with the fungi man farting his way from the damage due to having seen how easily flattened he could have been if not for the fact that he was making use of his scared shroom stinker and booking it via his fungi flatus fumes propelling him forward, sweating up such a very frightened stink. "If I knew this would be so colossal I would have stayed home!"
The ear piercing roars of Kong and Godzilla caused windows to shatter, with Captain Toad crying for his deep bassy farts provided enough room for him to blast away into a nearby pipe that managed to save him from the entire city collapsing, with the monsters taking their battle towards the China mainland.