Captain Toad farting very joyfully while gleefully going through the Christmas themed Merry Mountain and it was clear that the snow had magic in it since it was able to repel the rotten egg scents of the brapping braptain since the craptain was known to have powerful pungent poots that could wilt even the most innocent of flowers. "Wowie am I really stinky tonight; good thing there's all these wonderful visitors to see how pretty this place is!"
Alas the smelly Toad Brigade leader was happily going throughout the merriment filled wonder land of snow with his wondrous flatulence wafting around the wonderful world that was sprawling before him towards the mountain overlooking the frosty festive village below.
"Well I'll be more rooting than a tooting cowboy!" Captain Toad exclaimed and sharted in his pooped pants upon seeing the tower of colorful toy filled boxes sprawling before him just jetting out of the race course with him pulling his stinky adventure outfit up and trekking through the snow that started melting from his bassy braps. "These look way more impressive up close when you're not in a vehicle! I could definitely take a gander inside and just let loose to my heart's content filled with farts!"