Disclaimer: I dont own Naruto or Kiss x Sis

Uzumaki Naruto sat atop his bed as he contemplated what to do now.

He glanced at the new occupants of the bed with a deep blandness that could not be faked anywhere, his eye twitching seeing them lay without a care.

He really couldn't believe he just got caught because of something like this.

Now that he thought about it, he imagined it being something a bit more normal. Maybe someone came inside the room by accident and he forgot to lock the doors.

Or maybe even a too loud moan and someone putting two and two together. Never would he have thought a wild anomaly would get him caught.

He certainly did not plan anything deliberately to be fair but that didn't mean he didn't try his best to be meticulous in his actions.

Or he thought he did anyway.

While he didn't like acting with reserve most times, even someone with just a bit of intelligence above the average toddler could tell that getting caught with these two twins might not be too conductive with his health.

Naruto sighed as he rubbed his head wondering what to do at this point as his thoughts turned to his sis.

He knew his sister wouldn't say anything else if she hadn't done so already but it was still a bit…

'I mean I'm really not ashamed of how everything is going with them but…ugh! I don't know!' The boy thought with a sigh glaring down at the reasons for this entire mess as he felt his heart beating in some anxiety.

"Well not so much of Riko." He ligthened up his glare looking sheepish knowing that he was admittedly at fault for her mucked up state feeling guilty for jamming himself deep in her.

However his eyes glancing at Ako glared again seeing the girl slowly come to. Clearly someone enjoyed themselves to near mindlessness if she was just waking up after everything was over.

The boy sat on the bed, his hands folded as he watched the slender redhead who's curves were clinging to her sweaty clothes slowly find her marbles.

However the strong wall of bravado nearly collapsed entirely when the blonde remembered the girl had watched him run ragged into one of her sister's orifices like a overenthusiastic dog in heat.

'Waitwaitwait when did she start peeking in?!' The boy felt his thoughts get silenced with a whimper.

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'Ohhhh. This may not be good.' Blonde hair bobbed as he took a deep breath realizing he temporarily forgot about the little moment they shared as he quickly got up trying to correct the situation.

Moving over to where she was getting up the blonde glanced at the unrolled sister who was still asleep.

However again he had to avert his eyes knowing her chest was still naked and trapped inside his sweater.

He sat near Ako taking a smooth breath in trying to get rid of his hardness with sheer will.

This was serious now that he thought better about it.

The lust was clouding his mind but he did like these two twins a lot. Hurting them was the last thing on his mind so when his hand came up stroking the girl's head he didn't once think about stopping it going with the flow.

He felt the girl pausing as his no doubt rough and warm palm rested on her cheek.

Naruto felt a stone in his throat as the girl's eyes slowly opened looking like a leaf in the wind when she looked directly at him showing him glimpses of the affection she still held for him.

Naruto didn't say anything yet not wanting to tick her off in case she was a sleeping dragon.

So he simply dragged his palm across her smooth skin admiring the softness of it, loving that he was now in the position where he could do this whenever he wanted.

Maybe even wherever he wanted? Barring the obvious of course.

He dragged his thumb down her little pout pressing on it gently with her face color soon corresponding with the action as he efficiently pacified her with his small but great physical action.

He was sure if it was giving him this much pleasure, the way her dazed orbs stared at him before looking away as she shuddered told him she was getting far more out of this than him.

He couldn't help himself.

He took a quick glance down her shirt seeing the sweaty cleavage of her chest jiggling. It had a bit of a blush and he couldn't help but compare it to a peach.

Watching as the girl took breaths he stubbornly stone walled those thoughts of him motorboating inside those juicy ti-.

He was getting out of control. If he didn't start thinking with his upper head again he could stand to lose a lot.

Naruto, realizing waiting for her to speak would be a losing game, decided to take the reins as his voice was as soft as a breeze.

"Ako I'm glad you're awake."

The girl's head jerked up and down like a doll as she didn't speak looking up to the roof.

Her throat expanded in his view and he watched the enticing sight as the the slender redhead swallowed under his lecherous- serious stare.

"By the way…I found you sleeping near the doorway of my parents room. You know I remembered leaving you at your house with a kiss. So why did you wind back up here?" The Uzumaki questioned not a hint of accusation in his voice.

That Uzumaki noggin began working as the boy realized he had a temporary save here. He could already feel the brains starting to work when he decided to use it again.

If the girl caught onto his bait and what he thought she felt for him was true then…

Ako's eyes blinked rapidly as her hands quickly came up touching all around her body, clearly checking for something as her face gradually turned red before she slumped.

'Heh! I fixed you long before you woke up!' The boy saw her sagging no doubt in relief thinking he hadn't seen her.

"A-ah Naruto! I-I just uhm." The girl's voice accurately represented her position as she wiggled a bit nuzzling into his palm with a cute little sigh.

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The girl's eyes opened wide, catching herself throwing herself to the side like she was being burnt alive.

Naruto bit back the smile that threatened to rise.

So cute.. he just wanted to mess her right up- ugh.

Ako who was panicking a bit, unconsciously glanced at Riko panicking even more as she got up sitting in seiza on the bed feeling way too uncomfortable after what she just witnessed between them.

The teen, Naruto glanced down quickly seeing her thighs rub together as he could clearly imagine the horny girl's sensitive flesh hidden by fabric squishing as the thighs clamped together.

Looking up, Naruto was wondering if she was still trying to get off right in front of him somehow.

The audacity….he loved it! Maybe a bit too much.

'I think I'm going insane as well….'

"I was just…inspecting the floor! Yes- uhm you see- I lost a brooch! A brooch you see?! Definitely nothing suspicious going here!"

Naruto listened to the complete bullshit a bit in awe at how bad it was. Ako really was a awful liar huh?

In fact he was so admiring that instead of accepting the logic cleverly freeing both him and her from the awkward situation.

He instead opened his mouth a bit too intuned with his mischievous self.

"Oh? A brooch Ako? I don't remember you having a brooch when you were here though? " He raised a brow expertly hiding his amusement seeing her floundering like a seal.

"Oh. It's because- because… Riko had it! Yes! That's why I was looking in the room for her-" The girl froze as the scene she saw came full force and she quickly looked away from him her cheeks beet red.

Naruto tilted his head watching her with keen eyes realizing she was definitely remembering what she saw.

With a flash he also caught a memory of her thighs parted open, her leaking bits staining the floor making a mess.

'A mess I'll probably have to clean too…'

Shaking his head sneakily palming his hard erection acting like he was rubbing his thigh, he decided to let her stew in it as he got up hoping this didn't explode in his face.

He hadn't seen any anger yet truly but you never know.

Just like that time when Riko did a 180 on him, he was wary of anything that could happen.

"Well I don't know if I saw any brooch in the room when I was there but maybe you can ask Riko when she wakes up. She must be tired after helping mom."

He grinned seeing her cast wide eyes towards Riko then him, quickly masking it before she saw.

"O-oh?"

Naruto went to his room's door adjusting his throbbing cock so it didn't show as he heard her mumbling. " Yeah…I'll uhh ask her if she saw it. I'm sure she-"

Opening the door he cast a glance back confused seeing her look at Riko with dazed eyes.

"I-I'm sure she knows e-exactly what she did. Thank you Naruto."

The boy shivered watching as the girl slowly gained her mental facilities, a tinge of anger entering her tone.

Watching Riko he realized she was also coming back to the waking world too.

As such he quickly opened and closed the door not wanting to be on the receiving end of both twins.

"Oh man~ Pervy Sage…I think I went too far… This is your fault! Those great books corrupted me totally… " The boy could just predict the amount of trouble he would be going through in the near future.

He finally realized why his mother told him not to read those books when he was so young.

Let the record show that while Uzumaki Naruto wasn't stupid, he wasn't what you'd call a future planner by design of one Kushina Uzumaki.

So was it a surprise that only now he realized he had never thought once about the fact that he had affections for 2 girl's?

At the same time?

And they were twins?

The boy stopped his steps as the realization sank in. Not even when they were kids did he understand it wasn't exactly normal to like 2 people at once. Like that anyway.

He thought about the implications before he came to one final thought.

'I'm in danger.' The boy chuckled uneasily as he stepped down stairs meekly realizing he may or may not be an actual sleazeball.

Still it was worth noting that not once did the option of stopping come into the boy's mind.

Stepping down the stairs he glanced around at the boxes, his eyes open wide seeing them. His dad left way too early to have put them there so that could only mean-

"Naruto…" The boy stopped his head turning as his sister came in, her sleeves rolled up holding a box clearly straining a bit. Her hair was down now with a bang nearly shadowing her eyes.

"Hey sis…" He muttered unconsciously.

Both siblings froze looking at each other as they tried getting a read on the opponent.

Naruto himself was failing not having really known what to do as his hands flexed to his sides.

Clenching them slowly he took a deep breath out before shaking off the timidness. Walking forward he saw his sister nearly take a step back before she thought otherwise, staying in place looking directly at him.

He reached her as he looked at the box before inclining his head towards it.

Natsumi's eyelashes flashed quickly, her eyes turning downwards before back up as her head bounced up and down.

Naruto took the box slowly as the girl looked at him a bit awkwardly before gesturing to him to follow her.

The boy followed the girl silently feeling like he was being scolded as he held his head down.

The footsteps echoed slowly as the girl brought him to the living room.

"Naruto, place it down over there." Naruto chewed on his lip as he followed the instruction.

Bending down as he placed it down he glanced at his sister getting up slowly.

"Natsumi? Don't you have something to say to me? Anything at all?" Naruto who couldn't take the silence finally broke it as he asked slowly.

Cheeks twitched as the young woman shot him a strange look before her violet eyes looked away.

"Not really I guess?" Her shoulders moved up in a shrug as she turned beckoning him to follow.

"Come along mini me. Let your better half take a rest." The girl made an exaggerated sigh as she giggled like a ditz.

Naruto frowned deeply.

'She's faking it. Sis, what do you want to tell me exactly?' The boy bit his lips lightly as he followed her outside the house.

"These are for our room decorations y'know? Dad wanted all of us to be able to decorate ours how we wanted so he got a bunch of other crap so we could." Natsumi reached over and the trunk was pushed up as the 5 more boxes showed.

Naruto sighed.

"More crap to put up means-"

"More to put down!" Both of them echoed as they despaired knowing they would have to help take them down and it was even more work than putting them up!

"Think we can get out of doing it?" Naruto asked as he reached over, taking two boxes not wanting to push his luck.

"Really? Did you forget the many years we already did this? There's no escape until we move out someday. Either that or death." The girl mumbled annoyed as the boy felt his heart stutter at what she said.

"Move out huh?" The boy felt his heart tightening at the thought as he glanced over to his sister.

"Sis…are you-"

"What? No. Not now anyway." The girl immediately denied her eyes going wide as she heard it, her golden locks whipping about along with her head.

Naruto's shoulders slumped as he felt his body winding down. A large puff of air exhaled from his nose as well.

He didn't know but that thought scared him silly.

"Hah? Why do you look so spooked? Don't tell me you were going to miss your big sister that much eh?!" The girl curled her hand around his head bringing it down in a delighted hug.

Naruto struggled feeling himself suffocate in the large fleshy bosom feeling the knuckles affectionately twisting into his skull reminding him of when he was younger.

"Ugh-" he began complaining-

However after a second of thought he nodded slowly, unable to deny it felt kinda good.

"I'd miss you a lot, Natsu. Honestly." The sound was muffled into the girl's tank top as he felt the hands pausing.

Slowly he was able to extricate himself from the suffocating bags holding the boxes steady as he glanced into the woman's soft eyes as she looked away.

"You're still a big baby huh? Boy's your age would love to have their big sister out of the house. More room for their escapades~." She teased, pushing him a bit walking around him.

Naruto hurriedly caught up as he spoke. "Well I don't know much about them and- I can't believe I'm saying this but-"

Naruto took a deep breath seeing the girl stop ahead of him.

"I-I think it'd be pretty fucking awful if you left Natsu. Can't think of much worse things except for the obvious ones." It was already hard to adjust when she was away for so long but adjust he did.

Still moving out felt so permanent, like death. Like the end of something precious to him and he could feel something about to be cut every time the word was brought up even though he knew it was inevitable.

Was he always like this? Maybe he was still messed up from a couple of minutes ago.

"Hah~ If you talk like that then-" He couldn't hear the mutter as he strained his ears.

"Natsu?" He was startled seeing her turn so quickly as she marched up to him before yanking him into a bear hug, right as he lifted up the boxes.

'My fucking back aghhh!!' The boy nearly cried out feeling the gorilla grip crunching his back.

"You don't even know how damn sad you sound when you talk like that huh?" She grunted out, sounding reluctantly affectionate.

"Why the hell are you acting like me moving out is such a bad thing idiot?"

"You think I'd abandon you- everyone just because I leave? Grow up Naruto. You're smarter than that. You all are stuck with me until I die."

The girl lightened the hug as the boy looked away not saying anything for a bit feeling a bit emotional.

"Heh. Maybe I should grow up huh?" He muttered with a sigh.

"…Sorry about that, Natsumi. You've become surprisingly wise huh?" Naruto felt an uneasiness he didn't even know he had leave as he relaxed slowly.

Yeah. Just because she may leave doesn't mean anything. They were still family even across the wide world and he felt a bit like a big dumb baby after he realized it.

He sucked up the feeling though, it was preferable to the past one.

"Got to be wise to survive this crazy family. You became the muscle and me?" She smiled, flicking his nose as she turned, flipping her hair back.

"Pff." The boy spat out the hair as the girl walked away…with a sway to her hips?

'Huh?'

"I'm the beauty!" She sat her rump down on the couch crossing her legs.

Naruto placed down the boxes as he felt this was the right time to ask.

"Natsumi?"

"Yes little bro~?"

"Anything to say about the…" He trailed off and the girl whose face froze immediately picked up on what he was saying.

"Ah that huh…I'm going to be honest Naruto. I don't want to make a comment on that." The girl shook her head as she spoke clearly feeling undecided on the whole thing.

Naruto was persistent however.

"Why?"

"..." the girl's jaw went side to side as she looked at him in the eyes before sighing.

"I don't want to be seen as a nagger who buds into others' relationships. Nobody did it for me so why should I for you and your two…friends?" The girl's steady voice came a bit confused when she reached the end.

Naruto shook his head quickly. This was exactly what he needed to clear his head.

"I won't see you like that Natsu. Didn't you hear me? You've become some kind of fortune cookie oba or something!" The teen encouraged her to speak her mind as she looked at him with lidded eyes.

"You say that now but-"

"I won't regret it."

He kept eye contact, vibrant blue clashed with lovely purple as the young woman who held up valiantly under the pressure of a protagonist was the first to giveaway.

"Hahhh. You get annoying when you're ready." The girl grunted as she released a soft sigh.

Naruto saw the chair being patted and immediately walked over throwing himself in it.

He kicked his legs idly remembering that they left the trunk open.

"So what knowledge does the wise baba yaga have for me?" Naruto wiggled his fingers as he asked with a smile hearing her giggle.

"Ah, you seek my wisdom, little one? Tell me, do you tread lightly on the path of shadows, or do you dance in the light of foolishness? For every gift I give, a price must be paid. What is it you offer in return~?"

The boy stopped full on his neck creaking as he looked over, feeling his spine tingle at the silky smooth voice that echoed.

It was so unexpected the boy felt the sweat dripping as he glanced at the smirk on her face.

"Sis?! What was that? Are you really some kind of witch or something?!" The boy barely held back from holding up his hands in defense as he spoke.

"Heh? Did you like it? I've been dabbling in acting for a bit and it's just something I picked up." The girl shrugged but the happy grin she had at his reaction told an entirely different story.

"Ugh. Just warn me before you do that…"

"Hai. Hai."

"Well, are you going to tell me now?" The boy moved the topic along as he straightened his back scratching his hair.

The woman sighed nodding as she reached down pulling at her pink pants feeling them ride up her thighs.

"...I don't want you to do something you'd regret." She laid the entire thing out as the boy's eyes widened but ultimately kept his composure, having expected it.

Still his heart began beating wildly as he saw her looking at him for any reactions.

Slowly Naruto spoke, measuring his words so as to not stumble.

"What do you mean by that Natsu?"

The young woman scratched her head as she thought about it, seemingly unsure of it herself.

"Hmm let me guess Riko is up there too right?"

The boy paused but feeling like it didn't matter much anymore nodded.

"Right…well I really don't want to see this situation explode in your face. Naruto, are you sneaking around with the two of them? At the same time?" Natsumi's face wasn't as serious as he thought it'd be as he hesitated a bit feeling flummoxed.

"I guess? Not like we've really done anything like that-"

The woman deadpanned.

"Naruto."

"Huh? Oh ah." The boy had a realization scratching his head remembering what she had seen at the door.

That may not exactly look too innocent.

"Yeah. I'm not sure what's going through your mind but-"

"I just want you to know, if you want this thing to work you're going to have to be really serious about it. I'm sure you know how mom and dad are like. If you don't bring your 100%..."

Naruto nodded slowly realizing she was trying to get him to prepare for the future in her own way.

'I need to pull back away from these girls do I can get a moment to think. Otherwise I'll just get caught up again.'

What she said was true. He hadn't really been thinking about how to resolve the problem that hadn't even fully developed yet.

No, the only thoughts in his mind was to get the twins.

He looked up to his sis who was watching him like a lazy cat.

"Well that wasn't as scary as I thought it'd be to be honest sis. Did you tone it down for me?" He smirked when she turned away rolling her eyes.

Bullseye.

"You wouldn't be able to take it if I went 100% on your ass Naruto. You can fool some people but I know you're a little snow flake. Be grateful I'm showing you such leniency." The woman muttered clearly feeling like he wasn't appreciative.

Yet it was the farthest thing from the truth as he began prying.

"So when did you get so good at making your voice like that?! Did you learn it in America?" The boy asked, still a bit shocked as the woman chuckled uneasily.

"Ah you know. Just picked it up here or there." She evaded the question as he thought about it looking away

"I'm sure you could be a good actor with a voice like that!" Naruto cupped his chin thinking so.

"What do you think?" He turned looking at her as she sent him a stiff smile that went unnoticed in his excitement.

"...sure."

Nodding with her happily Naruto finally thought he found a way to help her out.

Looks like he would be having to hit up his old coach later. He did owe him a favor for causing him to have to pull that all nighter when the runner up was injured.

Naruto's feet glided back upstairs with a new resolve to take on the situation with the twins.

After having receiving his new mindset from his personal baba yag- his sister he realized he had been taking the situation too lightly, especially considering he was supposed to be the responsible child of the house.

The person who went above and beyond to make sure he did the right thing! The guy who people came to depend on!

How foolish he had been, just going with the flow hoping everything would turn out fine. He had been going against his character from the very start!

Warping and twisting himself into a lusty corrupted deviant who fed on the soft flesh of sexy redheaded twins without a care for anything else.

Well that was the end of that tomfoolery. He was a new man.

What was it the Americans said?! New year, new me?!

'No more I say! I shall not be defeated by those seductive, soft, beautiful, girls! Neither their perky breasts, their tasty full red lips, peachy plump asses…soft pretty red hair and…eh what was I thinking again- no wait!'

'I shall take the reins of this relationship.' His heart pumped in response to his thoughts.

'I shall have a nice slow vanilla romance with no deviations.' His cock deflated under his sheer dominating thoughts. Lewdness having no place in his new mindset.

'And I shall have them both for myself! I will treat them like queens and they will love me for it! Then I to them!'

The boy slipped into the copix in seconds as he hyped himself up, his muscular chest puffing up, his neck bulging with muscles as he clenched his hands the contours showing exactly why the boy was considered a fine specimen.

His eyes strained as he locked in ready to law down the law.

He was that guy.

He was the man.

Below the heavens and the earth he alone was the honored one!

And he would conquer them!

He paused as his entire body and mind reached the fabled celestial plane.

The boy tilted his head up with closed eyes as he felt the sheer energy in his body radiating to new levels.

In the boy's mind he saw his entire body was donned with a light blue glow as he reached the state that all men wished they could have.

Constant Ultra Inst- wait no.

Constant post nut clarity!

"Ah I haven't felt this powerful since the Heian era."

The boy reached his room door feeling inner peace settle into his being. His fingers wrapped around the door knob holding it like one would a lover caressing it softly.

However little did he know of the complete depths of depravity he was about to be victim to as he turned the room's knob.

Even god himself gave the boy a warning sending a shiver down his spine however it would be too late as the boy had already reached the forbidden zone. He would not be dissuaded.

In fact it was hard to say even if he did know that he would turn away.

Naruto opened the door a completely calm look on his face as he glanced around.

"Ako? Riko? We need to have a talk. For today onwards there will be new ground rules." He boldly declared as he stepped inside the room.

However the boy would be disappointed when no one answered.

"Ako?...Riko?" A bit of sense slowly was inserted inside the caveman's brain as he looked around in confusion before he spotted something.

His ears twitched and the boy immediately spun around hearing the door close.

'A pillow?' He thought looking down seeing the pillow that fell over closing it. Looking around he took steps near his bed seeing no one was there.

He stepped over the rope he saw earlier in confusion, conveniently landing in the middle of the circle about to call out again.

That was his final mistake as he was looking around the rope slowly tied before snagging him.

"Oh shi-" The boy who was completely unprepared immediately fell to the slightest shift in his balance trying to catch himself.

Now had he been working against the ordinary enemy it would have worked.

Sadly by the time his back hit the floor his well organized opposition already moved quickly clearly having planned beforehand.

Opening his eyes glad that he had carpet as he felt no pain, Naruto was about to roll and fuck up whoever broke into his house.

However the boy gaped wildly as the first thing he saw was milky ass cheeks, green panties rode up between them splitting them easily causing the fat cheeks to wobble as they descended. He couldn't even see the panties mostly with the way they were devoured.

'Ako?! What?!'

What he could see however was the wet spot that showed when the ass got lower outlining the full lower lips in them even as the grool soaked through and dripped onto his face, the panties unable to hold it all.

He looked up in a daze watching as the ass meat descended quickly. What the fuck was happening? What was Ako doing? Did Riko put her up to this?

In fact he was so dazed, he ignored when his body was pulled deeper under the bed, his pants tugged down in a hurry and his rock hard cock flopped out smacking something that felt distinctly like a face.

With the air now on his exposed tool he could feel it throbbing madly spewing pre cum down the shaft.

Then 2 cold hands gripping his dick giving him a cautionary jerk unable to fully wrap around, was what finally got him to snap out of it.

But it was too late.

A total of 3 seconds had passed.

"Hghfhf!" Sweet ass smashed down onto his startled face and the Uzumaki was slowly suffocated by ass meat feeling pussy grool smear over his lips and face, up and down as his face was unintentionally used for masturbation.

The boy could only admire the feeling for half a second before he began resisting.

'Dear god. I'd be happy any other time!'

Still having strength he hurriedly placed his hands on the hips, heaving them with a bit effort feeling the cheeks spill from his palms.

Whoever was above him however pressed down, straining a lot using their lower body power against him as he heard the feminine grunt in exertion.

'Why are you trying so hard?!'

His legs also easily caught the person holding them down, kicking their grip away each time they tried getting a hold of his cock.

Still he lost that strength when he felt a face shoving at his cock then a fat squishy tongue taking a nice long sloppy lick over his mushroom tip causing shivers to sprout all over him.

'Ah shi-'

The boy had 5 seconds to decide whether to use lethal force against the twins or die via-

'Ah fuck. Uzumaki Naruto died by ass suffocation. Lamest shit ever. I swear to God if I get out of this I'm fucking the shit out of both your-!!'

All thoughts from his last declarations left the building when he realized they were banking on him not being rough with them.

Feeling the light come to his vision, the last thing he'd hear was Ako's stressed

"I'm sorry Naruto-"

'Wait why does that sound so sexy-

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5 seconds after he tapped out.

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A rather strangely lewd sound echoed. What was it?

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Well.

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It was the door locking and the implications behind it as the twins both looked at the massive flagging meat that seemed swollen with need, swirls overtaking their eyes.

People usually get mad when Naruto gets nerfed...I wonder if they will still feel now?