Venom walked down the streets of hell. He needed information, and he looked all over. Just then, a newspaper flew into his face, and he grabbed it, yelling, "WHAT THE HELL!? WHAT IS IT WITH THIS PLACE?! PEOPLE SHOUL-"
Venom looked one of the articles, and saw a familiar name for the publisher.
'You seeing this bud?' asked Seth.
"Yes," said Venom, "He could help us. After all, we both know him well."
So, Venom ran off towards the news studio. It was here, they produced all the news around hell, and Venom needed to see the heads of it. The two hosts go by Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench.
Katie is a tall, very thin, white-skinned demon with a long neck that mirrors her torso. She has a large round head and blonde hair that has been cut into a neck-length bob styled to flair out into an almost fan-like shape with lighter-colored streaks, and bangs that are swept to the side.
Her eyes have rose-colored sclera and normally non-visible white pupils, and she also has red lipstick on her lips.
Her attire consists of a set of pearl earrings, a matching pearl-choker around her neck, a black-trimmed rose blazer with a sweetheart neckline and enclosed by two black buttons, and a simple black pencil skirt.
Tom is a demon with the face and neck being that of an expressive gas mask and light blonde sweeped-hair with paler streaks.
He is seen wearing a grey suit with slight darker-colored lapels, worn over a white collared shirt with a red necktie. He also has a red pocket square, and on his hands it appears to be covered with dark gray gloves.
"Excuse me," said Venom, "Do either of you know this guy?"
Venom placed the paper on the desk, and Tom was about to speak up, only for Katie to say, "Maybe. What's it to you?"
Venom looked at Katie, and said, "He's an old friend, and I want to see him."
"Well, he's not here," said Katie, "Say, aren't you the newest loser at that failure of a hotel?"
'Woah! That's a bit much,' said Seth.
"Look, all I want is-"
"Well, if you're here for redemption, it's too late!"
"Just because it hasn't happened before, doesn't mean-"
"Get out of here, next showing's in a few minutes," said Katie, "And tell that Carol she can just kill herself, seeing that this project is useless."
That was the final straw.
"We're live, in 3... 2..."
"Hello everyone, I'm Katie Killjoy!"
"And I'm Tom T-"
Katie just shoved Tom aside, saying, "Nobody cares about you Tom. Our top story tonight, it seems that the Hazbin Hotel has gotten a new resident! And Besides, we all know how that went down."
Katie then had them pull up footage of Angel in a fight, and Charlie in a fist fight with Katie. All around, people were laughing.
'Venom,' said Seth, 'Eat them all. Starting with her!'
Katie continued, until a tendril wrapped around her arm, breaking it with an audible snap, and Venom walked right up to her.
"You post any more shit like that, again," he said, "In fact, you go ANYWHERE in this city, making hate articles just for laughs, then we will find you. And eat, both you're arm, and both of your legs, and then we will eat your face, do you understand?"
Katie just laughed, as she said, "Yeah, who do you think you are?"
Venom's face then split, revealing Seth underneath, and they said together, "We, are Venom."
Katie was now in shock, as Venom said, "On second thought."
He then turned towards the camera, and says, "This goes out to all you fuckers out there too, who dare to mess with the Princess."
Venom then opened his mouth, biting Katie in two, swallowing his upper half. He then grabbed Tom, and slammed him into another sinner, killing them both. He then roared, and everyone watching witnessed Venom's brute strength.
"NO, NO! PLEASE, I-"
Venom just bite the head clean off, and looked at the camera still rolling. He then turned it towards him, as he said, "That, was us, being merciful. Next time, THINK. The Princess is literally trying to HELP you all! But you shit heads would rather get a spear from heaven shoved up your ass, rather than live a peaceful life up there! How many of you have family that you love up here? Do you miss them? Did you even CARE about them!? THIS, is a chance for you to go there, and live out the rest of eternity as a happy family, and stop the exterminations from happening. So, if you even have the slightest idea, of coming to the hotel, and screwing with us, know this: the Lethal Protector will be waiting for you."
Venom then licked his chomps, and smashed the camera, with the screen going to static, and then a color test screen.
Venom then went around, looking around, when suddenly, he heard a familiar voice.
"THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU, WHO THINK IT'S FUN TO RAPE PEOPLE! NEXT TIME, YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE!"
'It's him!' said Seth.
Venom then charged, seeing a muscular black demon punching a few others. He then shot black spider webs from his wrists, and slammed a brick hard onto the crotch of one of the rapists.
"Be thankful I'm not in the mood," said the demon.
He turned, showing a large white spider logo on his chest, and sharp teeth, and pure white eyes. Seeing Venom, he yelled, "WHO ARE YOU!?"
"Eddie Brock," said Venom, "We have been looking for you."
"Who's we? The Vee's?"
"No," said Venom, retracting, and revealing his host.
Eddie in an instant saw his old friend, and dropped his defense.
"Seth?"
"Hey Brock Boy," said Seth.
Eddie then ran towards his friend, and hugged him tightly.
"You don't know how good it is to see you!" said Eddie, "But, how are you here?"
"Well," said Seth, "We'd better get to your place. Also, Venom missed you too."
Venom came out in a tendril, and said, "It's good to see you again, Eddie."
Eddie let out a small smile, saying, "You too."