Short 3: Mission Antarctica
One day at the I.M.P Headquarters, a contract for an unknown target described as a man-eating beast is thrown onto the desk.
Moments later, in Antarctica, the portal opens allowing Randall, Berry, Moxxie, and Millie through the portal.
Randall quickly gets up, "Ah, that was a big jump," And soon begins to shiver.
Millie and Berry stand up and shiver as well with their arms wrapped around themselves.
Trying to keep warm, Randall says, "It's so fuckin cold here! I'm freezing my fuckin tail off!"
He then asks, "Remind me why we need to come here?"
"Because that's where the job is at. The client said that he was killed by some monster and wants us to kill it. And he is worried about his team who are still in the area," Berry says.
Randall continues shivering and says, "Oh yeah, but here is that thing supposed to be?"
"The client said it was near the research station," Millie says.
Moxie soon points ahead, "Th-th-th-that research station?"
The group soon looks ahead to see the McMurdo station. Randall exhales and starts shivering and the group begins approaching towards the research station. When they arrive, they see the door opening and closing repeatedly. What's more, the windows are shattered.
Moxxie says, "Oh crumbs, that can't be good."
"That's never a good sign," Berry says.
Randall soon walks inside and is shocked, "Oh sh- yikes, yi-"
When everyone else looks inside, they find the research station is full of dead bodies of people killed in a gruesome fashion.
"Oh my gosh," Berry says, shocked.
"What happened here?" Moxxie asks
Millie picks up one of them as she says, "These guys were torn to shreds. I've seen Wrath b-b-b-beasts less brutal than this."
"What and/or who could've done this?" Moxxie wonders.
A roar is heard outside the station, and Randall turns to see the silhouette of what the imps believed to be responsible for the killings.
"Uh, that, probably," Randall says, pointing towards the treasure.
He then turns to the others, "Okay, Moxxie, get up top, Millie, Berry, cover the entrances, I got it here," and position himself towards the window.
"Yes, sir," Moxxie salutes and gets into position.
Moxxie climbs up on the roof, scopes in and sees a giant leopard seal running towards them.
"Y-you got him, Mox?" Randall asks.
"Yes sir," Moxxie answers.
"Sweet, let's turn him into some SWISS cheese!" Randall says and fires at the monster.
However, the shots fail to hurt it significantly. Moxxie misses the first shot, but takes a deep breath and fires again, blowing the monster's head clean off.
"Guess he met his match, heh-heh," Randall says and walks towards the corpses. He then stomps his foot on the corpse, "Eat shit in Hell, polar slut! Good job, Mox, now let's get out of this frozen fuckhole."
Soon, Millie walks over to see the corpse.
Soon, Millie notices, "Hold it, Randall. Look at these marks. They weren't made by no bullets," And then looks at the creature, "And here, bite marks."
That's when Randall realizes, "Sh-sh-sh-shit!"
"Uh, what? What's the problem?" Moxxie asks.
"What's going on?" Berry asks.
"This slut wasn't running toward us!" Randall says.
"He was running away... from something else…" Millie says, holding her knife.
The three have their backs against each other as they circle around to find the source of the killer.
And soon, Moxxie calls out, "Look!"
The group soon looks to see a penguin on top of a glacier, with blood below its beak, angrily staring at the imps. Looks like they have found their killer.
"A penguin?" Berry questions.
Soon, Randall shouts, "Drop him!"
Moxxie fires his sniper rifle and kills the penguin.
"Shit," Randall responds.
Suddenly, a whole huddle of penguins show up.
"Fuck, that's like ten thousand of these frozen birds," Randall says.
"Well, maybe those ones are nice," Millie says with a sheepish smile.
Up on the glacier, the Penguins see the I.M.P crew.
The Penguins begin asking in their language, "Who are they? Who are they? Who are they? Who are they?"
Soon, one of them, who might be the leader, walks over to see the group.
The Penguin soon answers, "Slurs."
That causes Randall to panic, "They're not!" And runs away, "RUUUN!"
The Penguin leader commands the colony to charge towards I.M.P. The group of assassins runs back to the research center. The penguin colony opens their mouths to reveal sharp teeth. Everyone rushes inside the research center.
Millie turns to Moxxie, "Mox! Come on!"
The group enters the research station, and Randall barricades it with furniture. The huddle of penguins try to break inside, while saying slurs.
"Randall, uh, could you get us out of here?" Moxxie cries out as one of the penguins breaks the rifle.
Randall is on the ground, rubbing the crystal, trying to make it work, while Moxxie is shooting at the penguins and Millie is holding the barricades.
Randall struggles as he says, "Fucking wrist crystal!"
"What's the hold up, Randall?!" Millie questions.
"I can't just make it go, okay, I'm still getting used to this fucking thing!" Randall answers, and throws himself around, doing various things to the crystal, attempting to activate it, "Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it!" And grips the crystal with his teeth and falls down to the ground.
Berry says, "Randall, you're getting too worked up. The Crystal is from Lust. You can't just brute-force it. You gotta treat it right. Caress it."
"I don't know, I... I've never been good at this shit. I've never even used one of these crystals before," Randall says.
"Use your tongue!" Millie shouts.
Randall starts licking the crystal out of obligation. Berry, Mille, and Moxxie are staring at him with slightly disgusted facial expressions.
"How do you not know how to do this?" Moxxie questions.
"Moxxie! I don't do this too often. I'm usually a fuckin top, but I don't do this very often," Randall says.
Moxxie begins shooting at the penguins.
"Try spelling the alphabet!" Moxxie says and blushes a bit.
Randall then tries Moxxie's idea, "A... bleh, C- B!"
"With your tongue!" Millie shouts.
"I knew that," Randall sheepishly says and starts licking the crystal while reciting the alphabet.
"How are you bad at that?!" Berry calls out.
"Oh for Satan's sake!" Moxxie says, and approaches Randall.
Moxxie shoves Randallo's hand into his mouth and voluptuously tongues the crystal. Randallo starts blushing.
"Oh, damn," Randall says, still blushing.
"Woah," Berry responds.
"I taught him that," Millie says.
The portal suddenly opens, and Moxxie removes Randall's hand from his mouth.
Moxxie wipes his mouth, "Can we go, please?"
The group goes through the portal. Randall and Moxxie, especially Moxxie, feel very embarrassed by the display. Millie sees a gas canister which has ruptured and pulls out a matchbox.
"Eat this, bitches! Hah!" Millie says and throws the lit match through the portal.
The matches hit the gas, and caused an explosion. She starts sadistically laughing, as the rookery screams in pain, and the research station blows up. Only a crater is left, and a lone penguin walks up to where the station once was.
The Penguin cries out in its language, "SLURS!"