(Beavis and Butt-Head are slouching on the couch, watching TV)
Beavis: (laughing) Huh-huh, yeah!
Butt-Head: (chuckling) Uh-huh.
TV Announcer (voiceover): Scooby-Doo and the Reluctant Werewolf.
(Scooby-Doo and Shaggy are shown on screen, running from Dracula)
Beavis: (mocking) Oh no, Dracula!
Butt-Head: (laughing) Yeah, he's like, so lame.
Beavis: (giggling) And what's with those teeth?
Butt-Head: (sarcastically) Oh yeah, real scary.
Dracula (on TV): You'll never escape my curse!
Beavis: (mocking) Curse? What curse?
Butt-Head: (laughing) Yeah, dude's got a bad haircut.
(Dracula's minions, the Hunch Bunch, appear)
Beavis: (laughing) Hunch Bunch? What a bunch of dorks.
Butt-Head: (agreeing) Yeah.
Beavis: (teasingly) Look, they're all hunched over.
Butt-Head: (laughing) Like they're trying to fart.
(Vanna Pira appears on screen)
Beavis: (excitedly) Whoa, check it out!
Butt-Head: (likewise) Uh-huh.
Beavis: (ogling) Vanna Pira, yeah!
Butt-Head: (agreeing) She's hot.
Beavis: (fantasizing) I'd like to, uh, bite her neck.
Butt-Head: (laughing) Yeah, and suck her blood.
(Both laugh)
Shaggy (on TV): Like, Scoob and I are trapped!
Beavis: (mocking) Trapped? What babies.
Butt-Head: (laughing) They're always running away.
Scooby-Doo (on TV): Ruh-roh!
Beavis: (laughing) Ruh-roh? What's that supposed to mean?
Butt-Head: (jokingly) It means "I'm scared," dude.
Beavis: (teasingly) Yeah, you're scared, Scoob.
(Commercial break)
Beavis: (disappointed) Aw, commercials.
Butt-Head: (bored) Yeah.
(Both continue watching TV)
End Scene