(The Muppet Show is underway. Beavis and Butt-Head sit in the audience.)
Beavis: (shouting) Yeah! Suck, Kermit!
Butt-Head: (laughing) Uh-huh.
Kermit the Frog: (on stage) Welcome to The Muppet Show.
Beavis: (mocking) Welcome? Lame.
Butt-Head: (agreeing) Yeah.
(Sam the Eagle appears)
Sam the Eagle: We're proud Americans.
Beavis: (taunting) Eagle-boy! You're a dork!
Butt-Head: (laughing) Yeah, loser.
Sam the Eagle: (irritated) That's it. I've had enough of your disrespect.
Beavis: (teasing) Oh, eagle's got his feathers ruffled.
Butt-Head: (laughing) Heh-heh.
(Gonzo performs a stunt)
Beavis: (heckling) That's stupid.
Butt-Head: (agreeing) Yeah, wimp.
(Gonzo ignores them)
Statler: (to Waldorf) Look, those two think they're hecklers.
Waldorf: (smirking) Pathetic.
Statler: (shouting) Hey, metal-shirts! Your jokes are older than we are.
Beavis: (confused) Huh?
Waldorf: (sarcastically) Oh, great, "suck" and "lame." Original.
Statler: (mocking) You call that heckling? We've been doing it for decades.
Butt-Head: (defensively) Shut up, old dudes.
Waldorf: (laughing) Old? Your brains are more primitive than an australopithecus'.
Statler: (heckling) Your IQs are lower than your necklines.
(The audience laughs. Beavis and Butt-Head look embarrassed.)
Beavis: (whispering) Uh, let's just watch.
Butt-Head: (agreeing) Yeah.
(Miss Piggy appears)
Miss Piggy: (on stage) Bonjour.
Beavis: (excitedly) Ooh, pig chick.
Butt-Head: (likewise) Uh-huh.
Statler: (shouting) And your taste in women? Equally impressive.
Waldorf: (laughing) Miss Piggy's got more class in one hoof.
(The audience laughs louder. Beavis and Butt-Head slink down.)
Beavis: (whispering) Shut up.
Butt-Head: (agreeing) Yeah.
End Scene