Hello there, readers. After having spent a several-month hiatus from writing on this website, I have finally come up with a brand new story idea right here.
Now, this is a crossover for two cartoons that I don't think was done properly before, and I feel that I came up with good ideas for this type of crossover. And while I wrote a story for both series individually, I never did a crossover for both of them. So now I've gotten to do something like this.
Basically, Ren and Stimpy end up controlling Beavis and Butthead's TV set, which gives the two adolescent morons the idea of doing something similar to score chicks. And that's basically how this plot starts.
Originally, this was a single-chapter crossover, but since I wrote plenty of notes for it, it's gonna be a multi-chaptered story. So I hope it's worth the wait.
Well, that's enough of my rambling during this author's note. I hope you guys will enjoy this new crossover that I came up with!
DISCLAIMER: Both the Ren & Stimpy Show and Beavis and Butthead are owned by Viacom Inc. Ren & Stimpy is also owned by Nickelodeon Corporation, while Beavis and Butthead are owned by MTV and that show's creator; Mike Judge.
IN HIGHLAND, TEXAS:
It was a wonderful Saturday morning in the small town of Highland, Texas. The sky was clear with only a few clouds present, the sun was shining brightly, and people were going about their usual business that they would usually attend to on any Saturday morning. In particular, we are focused on one specific rundown-looking house, which is located at the address of 322 Woodson Street, in which this house was dull blue on the exterior part.
That's right. This happens to be the house of Beavis and Butthead.
In the living room, we see the two adolescent morons sitting on their trademark red couch, wearing their usual shorts, along with their trademark Metallica and AC/DC t-shirts, doing what they usually enjoy doing when they're not at school or working at Burger World; watching TV.
It's worth noting that the inside of the living room had blue-green colored walls with some cracks and holes in parts, and it looked like a minor pigsty, with soda cans and pizza boxes lying around and such.
But being the people that they are, Beavis and Butthead didn't care. All they cared about was watching what was airing on TV at the moment, letting out their trademark laughs while doing so. What was airing currently on the channel it was set on was Baywatch, which seemed to have caught their interest.
"Now we return to a very special Baywatch," the announcer declared on the TV, indicating that this was a special episode that was airing this time.
"Hey Butthead," Beavis decided to ask his friend. "Didn't we see this before?"
"Uhhh... I think so," Butthead shrugged before chuckling. "Uh huh huh huh huh huh..."
"Oh yeah," Beavis ended up chuckling with him. "Eh heh heh heh heh heh..."
Little did Beavis and Butthead know that this episode did air previously before it was interrupted by a news bulletin. Considering their bad intelligence and memory, it's likely that they don't remember it.
They couldn't even tell what a blackout was, like the time a blackout occurred and they thought they had to find another TV to watch from, unaware that the whole neighborhood and city was experiencing a blackout, as no electricity was running for anybody.
On the TV screen, we see a blonde lifeguard who goes by the name C.J. Parker, wearing a white skimpy T-shirt that says 'LIFEGUARD' on the front, and she is wearing a red bathing suit. She had noticed Mitch Buchannon drowning in the water nearby, which got her to react.
"Oh, no! Mitch is drowning!" C.J. gasped in fright before looking at her T-shirt. "But all I have on is this white T-shirt. And I'm not even wearing a bra underneath."
"Hey Butthead," Beavis asked his friend again. "Think maybe we're gonna see her thingies or something?"
"I sure hope we can see her thingies Beavis. Huh huh huh," Butthead proclaimed. "That would be cool."
"Yeah, yeah!" Beavis yelled in anticipation. "Come on! Show us the thingies!"
"Yeah," Butthead seemed just as eager to see them as his friend is. "Do it, damn it!"
And to make things more interesting, a strong rip current was shown near where Mitch was drowning. And she took notice of it and reacted to it right on the spot.
"Oh dear, that's a strong rip current," C.J. pointed out. "It's strong enough to rip my shirt off and leave me topless!"
Then C.J. hardened her expression, seeing that she had a job to do, and wasn't going to let personal mishaps keep her from doing so.
"But I have a job to do, and I'm willing to take a risk! Even if I'll end up becoming indecent in public as a result!" C.J. got ready to head for the water. "Don't worry Mitch! I'm coming!"
And with that, C.J. went for the water, as everything on the screen went in slow motion, with how C.J. was running very slowly. As for Beavis and Butthead, both of them had wide eyes and eager grins on their faces, or whatever would count for a grin that Butthead would display.
It was like a dream come true for the two of them to see a woman's breasts, completely uncensored. This seemed to be the perfect chance for them to witness something amazing from their perspective.
They were both laughing eagerly and excitedly as they were getting stiffies from thinking about it. Considering how both of them are massive horndogs, this was a given.
And to make things even more exciting for them, the TV screen now showed a close-up of CJ's breasts as they were shown bouncing up and down like beachballs; a result of her not wearing a bra underneath her t-shirt.
"Whoa!" Butthead reacted in awe.
"Yeah!" Beavis agreed, also seemingly excited about this. "This is giving me a stiffy Butthead."
"Yeah," Butthead knew exactly what he meant by that. "Me too."
"Yeah, yeah," Beavis and remarked. "We're gonna finally see her thingies! Yes! Yes! Yes!"
"Beavis? This is gonna be the coolest moment of our lives." Butthead had to exclaim in anticipation.
"Yeah," Beavis grinned, looking like he was on the verge of drooling on his side of the couch.
By now, CJ had gotten into the water, on the way to rescuing Mitch from drowning as she approached the strong rip current. As she got closer, her shirt was slowly starting to slip off as her breasts were slowly going to be revealed to the two horny idiotic teenage boys that were watching the show.
At this point, they were so mesmerized by it that they couldn't even say coherent words. All they could do now was just laugh like they usually do. And it seemed like it was going to be worth the wait since her t-shirt was almost completely off, ready to expose her breasts at any moment.
Unfortunately, before they can see the breasts for themselves, the show gets cut off by some kind of interference. It started with some static noise being heard and shown on the screen. This was enough to get Beavis and Butthead out of their erected state and react accordingly to this.
"Wait, what? What?! No! NO! NO!" Beavis yelled angrily, upset that the program was interrupted as he kicked his side of the couch. "Damn it! We were about to see her thingies!"
"Damn it Beavis," Butthead seemed just as pissed off as Beavis was but was willing to pin the blame on him. "I told you not to change the channel on us. Now look what you did, buttmunch."
"I didn't change it, bunghole!" Beavis defended himself. "Some other dillweed changed it!"
"Damn it. This is starting to piss me off," Butthead uttered before glowering at him. "Gimme the remote so I can change it back Beavis."
"No way," Beavis declared. "I don't have it! Ummm, I think it's in the couch cushion or something."
"Well go get it and give it here before I kick your ass," Butthead threatened him.
Judging by Beavis' irritated expression, it looked like an altercation was about to take place between the two, as he was gonna kick Butthead in the nads if he ends up kicking his ass.
Fortunately, before such a scuffle could take place just as they were both on the couch, grabbing each other by the shirt, the TV screen now showed a green-and-dull blue vortex of some kind, as some strange noise was being heard, getting their attention.
"This show sucks," Beavis saw the remote in Butthead's hand as he then demanded. "Change it Butthead! Change it!"
"Uhhh, okay," Butthead complied as he did so.
Unfortunately, the same vortex was shown on the other channel too. In fact, all of the channels that Butthead switched to had shown the same vortex. Seeing how futile it was to find something else, Butthead stopped changing the channel and frowned deeply.
"This sucks," Butthead complained. "All these channels are like, showing the same thing or something."
Beavis was all for agreeing with him on that, as he nodded in his direction.
In a matter of seconds, the vortex disappeared and someone else was shown up close on the TV screen.
It was revealed to be Ren Hoek, who had a rather demented expression on his face as both of his hands were on levers that were attached to some equipment he owned, which was being used to sabotage the TV set of Beavis and Butthead.
"At last I have control of your TV set!" Ren declared with a rather demonic tone. "Are you receiving me?"
"Ummm, yeah!" Beavis then howled at the screen. "You just interrupted our program where we were gonna see some thingies, butthole!"
"Yeah," Butthead agreed before making this threat. "If I find this fartknocker for interrupting our show, I'm gonna kick his ass."
"You hear that, buttwipe?" Beavis declared to the TV screen. "When we find you, we're gonna kick your ass!"
Of course, there was no acknowledgment of what was just said since their threat couldn't possibly get through the TV screen.
"Welcome to our secret headquarters," Ren welcomed them in his normal voice.
After he said that, the screen then showed Ren on top of a white sheep, which had a strap around its waist and chin, with a bunch of equipment and doohickeys attached to its head and back.
On its back were a panel, some light bulbs, a couple of buttons, and the two levers that the asthma-hound chihuahua had let go of just to motion them to their secret headquarters with both hands, which was a bunch of tan and dull brown boards nailed down to hold the place together.
To the right of Ren was his faithful companion; Stimpy, who was wearing a pilot hat on his head, with a TV screen in place of the goggles. The blue-nosed cat had his left hand on a lever with the round part resembling a black 8 billiard ball, and a speaker with a nob that he could turn to get a signal.
As soon as both of them were on the screen, Butthead started to recognize them from somewhere, and so did Beavis. Butthead was the first to react to this.
"Uhhh, wait a minute... Uh huh huh huh huh," Butthead felt something come back to him as he made a comment on it. "Uhhh, I think these two look kinda familiar."
"Yeah. I feel like I, um, recognize them or something," Beavis then had to ask. "Ummm, haven't we seen these two from somewhere before Butthead?"
"Uhhh, I think they like, came from a show called the Rex and Stompy Show or something like that," Butthead told him.
"Yeah!" Beavis felt like commenting about this. "I think it's cool how that pink mosquito smacks his friend all the time and stuff."
"Yeah," Butthead agreed with him. "He should start kicking him in the butt. Uh huh huh huh huh..."
"That would rule," Beavis grinned and snickered. "Eh heh heh heh heh..."
"Thousands of miles below the Earth's crust," Stimpy had inadvertently revealed exactly where their secret headquarters is located.
"Shut up you fool!" Ren got into his face and chastised him before motioning his head to the TV screen for emphasis on the two viewers watching them. "How do we know we can trust...them?"
"Ummm, you can like, trust us and stuff," Beavis had to remark as Ren backed away from Stimpy. "Get us some nachos, and get some chicks to score with us and show off their thingies to us, and we'll call it a deal, or something..."
"Uh huh huh, yeah," Butthead chuckled in agreement and amusement. "That would be cool."
It was then Stimpy then came up with a possible suggestion to show that they can trust the viewers with the exact location of their secret headquarters. And it seemed to be the most obvious choice for them.
"We can make them take the oath!" Stimpy requested.
Judging by Ren's expression upon hearing that, he was more than willing to have the viewers take the oath along with them. Ren had jumped down and walked away from the sheep while Stimpy walked away from the controls he was sitting in front of.
"Perfect! The oath!" Ren proclaimed before facing the screen again and held his left hand out for emphasis. "Put your hand on the TV screen, and repeat after me."
"Uhhh, okay," Butthead said as he stood up from the coach along with Beavis. "Uh huh huh huh huh huh..."
"Yeah," Beavis approached the TV and placed his hand on it at the same time that Stimpy placed his hand on the TV screen. "Eh heh heh heh heh..."
"I do hereby promise," Ren started the oath.
"I do hereby promise," Beavis and Butthead copied in unison.
"Only to watch The Ren and Stimpy Show," Ren proclaimed.
"Only to have chicks watch my butt," Butthead started an oath of his own along with Beavis which was different from the one Ren and Stimpy wanted them to recite.
"Yeah! Yeah!" Beavis added eagerly. "And they can watch my nads too!"
Ren was unable to hear their own oath as he giggled in excitement, pulled his hand away, and continued the oath.
"To make under-leg noises during the good scenes," Ren stated gleefully.
"To have chicks get us some nachos, some cold beer, and hot weiners," Butthead continued with his oath.
"Yeah," Beavis proclaimed. "They can roast my weiner if they like. Heh heh heh. That would be cool."
"To wear unwashed lederhosen," Ren recited some more of the oath.
"To be able to show off their thingies on their boobs," Butthead proclaimed as part of his oath, obviously referring to nipples.
"Yeah! Yeah!" Beavis chanted excitedly. "And to be able to score with us!"
"Every single day, of the rest of my life!" Ren, Beavis, and Butthead all said in unison, thus bringing an end to both oaths that were recited.
Beavis and Butthead then went into their usual laughing fits. Ren Hoek, by contrast, was convinced that they had recited their oath, unaware of the fact that they recited a completely different oath. As such, he faced the TV screen and pointed towards them.
"That's it!" Ren announced eagerly. "You're in our secret club."
"Uhhh, what a stupid dumbass," Butthead commented on that. "Uh huh huh huh huh huh..."
"Yeah, yeah," Beavis agreed with him. "Where are the nachos since we joined the club?"
"Yeah," Butthead then claimed. "If Ren Hoke doesn't get us some nachos, I'll kick his ass."
"Now remember," Ren then had to give them a warning. "Reveal what you've seen here, and we'll tear your tonsils out! And I'm not making crap up!"
"Whoa," Butthead's eyes widened as he seemed amused by that threat. "Cool."
"Yeah!" Beavis agreed ecstatically. "I want to see my tonsils torn out, and to show some blood and guts and stuff!"
"Yeah," Butthead agreed as he had to admit. "Tonsils suck."
Ren then turned away from the screen and faced Stimpy before waving towards him. Seeing that they've accomplished this part, it seemed like the best chance to continue making things interesting for both them and the two idiots who were watching them take over their TV set. As such, he signaled the blue-nosed red cat to recite the next part.
"Alright Stimpy, they're okay, tell 'em the stuff," Ren instructed, waving his hand as emphasis.
"Uh, congratulations and-" Stimpy had started praising them before Ren cut him off to get to the point.
"Shut up and tell 'em!" Ren told him sharply.
"I'm telling 'em, I'm telling 'em! Ahem!" Stimpy proclaimed and cleared his throat before facing the TV screen again to make the announcement. "Daaah, since you're now in our secret club, now you too can do what we're doing and control other people's TV sets. With our help, of course."
"Uhhhhhh..." It was at that moment that something was starting to formulate in Butthead's mind upon hearing that being said.
"Eh heh heh, woah!" Beavis was more focused on the TV as he commented on that. "It would be cool to have people see my butt take over their TV sets."
"That's right," Ren stepped into view and stood next to Stimpy as he continued. "With our secret methods of controlling TV sets, you folks at home can have whatever they want. Be it women, foods that you desire, and a lot of money. And best of all, every last one of those unsuspecting viewers that you could end up attracting with this method will be none the wiser."
It was then the idea fully formulated in Butthead's mind. He had come up with a scheme that could benefit both himself and Beavis. He just had to share it with his friend before moving things forward.
"Whoa," Butthead blinked before sharing it with him. "Hey, Beavis? We should do what they're doing on TV."
"Great idea," Beavis then misinterpreted it. "We should have our own TV show just like Ren & Stimpy!"
"No dumbass," Butthead had to elaborate it with him a bit in further detail. "I mean if we can control TV sets, we can like, end up scoring with a bunch of chicks and stuff."
"Oooooooooh yeah," Beavis then understood it as he was eager to go with it. "Yeah! Yeah! We'll end up scoring, and we can eat plenty of nachos too!"
"Yeah," Butthead said in agreement. "That would rule."
The only problem that remained for them to resolve was knowing the first step as to how they were going to go through with this. Fortunately, the answer to their predicament would be given to them through the TV.
"Daaah, and to get our services, all you gotta do is call the number on your screen. Here is the number," Stimpy said as the phone number popped up on the TV screen.
The number was revealed to be 555-DIAL-REN. Seeing that there are plenty of simple-minded imbeciles out there who wouldn't know what numbers represent the letter parts of the phone number provided, Ren decided to go into further details about it.
"And for those simpleton eediots out there, the number happens to be 555-342-5736," Ren said sharply to the TV screen.
He could only hope that whoever was watching this could get it through their skulls. He already puts up with one moron every day of his life. He didn't need any more numbskulls out there having more trouble understanding what he was talking about, especially if they want to associate with him and his friend.
As for Beavis and Butthead, they understood the number to dial, but they didn't comment on it, seeing that it was taking longer for them to register it. Still, it would become important for them to dial that number on their telephone soon enough. It was then Stimpy decided to say something else through the TV screen.
"Oh joy! And best of all, if you dial that number, you can get everything that you desire from getting our service," Stimpy proclaimed before adding at the end of his statement. "For a price, of course."
"So what are you waiting for?" Ren asked rhetorically as Beavis and Butthead just stared at the TV screen with their usual expressions. "Pick up the phone right now, and dial the number below! 555-342-5736! Right now, you half-witted eediots!"
"Daaah and we hope to hear from you soon!" Stimpy decided to add at the end once Ren was done speaking.
This got Beavis and Butthead to react immediately, and they knew what they had to do now.
"Go and get the phone in the kitchen Beavis," Butthead told him. "We gotta like, call that number right now or something."
"Yeah, yeah," Beavis was all for it as he stood up from the couch along with Butthead. "They can help us control TV sets that belong to chicks."
"Uh huh huh huh," Butthead chuckled as he walked into the kitchen along with Beavis. "This is gonna be cool."
"Yeah! We're gonna score!" Beavis declared before snickering too. "Eh heh heh heh heh..."
And so Beavis and Butthead entered the kitchen to grab the telephone and call the number that Ren and Stimpy displayed for them to dial. They were both eager to be able to control TV sets that belonged to chicks with their help in doing so.
As soon as they grabbed the telephone, they walked back into the living room with the phone in their possession and sat back down on the couch. Butthead then went and dialed the number that they were given on the TV screen, and the call was about to get through.
They were unaware of the amount of money it would cost for them to get their service, as well as not having that kind of money in any form. And then they would have to come up with a backup plan in its place. But they would find that out for themselves. That was a given.
Either way, they would attempt to score with chicks through a TV set, regardless of whether or not it will fail on them, as usual. They were that determined to score. There was no overlooking that at all...
END OF CHAPTER 1...
Yeah, that's it for this chapter. I hope you all enjoyed it, even though I never did something like this before, and this experience is kinda new to me.
Now, what this story boils down to is the fact that Beavis and Butthead will be encouraged to try to control TV sets to score with chicks. Of course, it's obvious how this'll turn out, given their luck with scoring with chicks at all.
One other thing that I should point out is the fact that even though they tried to call Ren and Stimpy on their phone, something will come up and will result in Beavis and Butthead having to do it themselves. And I already have the plot all figured out and how it's gonna play through. So be sure to look forward to the remainder of this story.
Anyway, the next chapter will focus on Ren getting the call from Butthead, and finding out why he's calling him and his friend. The cost of the service will also be revealed, along with the mention of cash, checks, and credit cards, and how Beavis and Butthead will be unable to hold up their end of the bargain.
And a few other things will occur too. How will things go for Beavis and Butthead, as well as for Ren and Stimpy? Find out next time, everyone!
In the meantime, only if you want to, you can leave a review for this crossover and what you think of it so far. This is the first time I'm doing something like this, so just bear with me on this.
Otherwise, that's all that I have for now. So until next time, I do hope you'll look forward to the rest of this crossover. And with that said and done, thanks for reading, everyone!