Chapter 1: Blossom Fang (1):
LilyMu:
(Gonard has created a fierce storm)
Gonard: Thanks to my weather machine, all of Tokyo will be no more! Unleash the lightning!
Blossom: Yes, Master Gonard!
(Team LilyMu arrives)
Mikey: Not today, Gonard!
Gonard: The Lilyfools! Destroy them!
(There was a fight, but then it got interrupted when Mikey answered a phone call)
Guano: CUT!
Blossom's POV:
"Sorry," says Mikey, "I've been getting these weird phone calls lately."
My name is Blossom Fang, and I am a witch from the Netherworld. I brought together a team of heroes to fight against the Demon Sorcerers... but then I found out Mikey was just an actor who plays a hero. However, he got me a job here and now I play Gonard's evil assistant. Don't worry, it's just acting. Gonard's as evil as a kitten. And as smart as a mushroom. Lily's not the nicest while Mitsuki's very nice. Guano worries a lot. And Mikey's... Mikey.
"Is it that mysterious caller again," asks Ozu.
"Sure is," says Mikey.
"We should call the police," says Yes-Man.
"Mr. Guano!" Nanami Nakamoto came in. She's Guano's new assistant. "is there anything I can do?"
"Well, maybe you can help us try to figure out who keeps trying to call Mikey," says Guano.
"Sure," says Nanami. She then looks at me. "Oh, hi Blossom."
I blushed. "UUUUUUUUUmmmmmmmmm... hi," I said. Truth is... I'm in love with her, but I can never tell her that. I just get so nervous around her.
"Okay, so we should get started on tracing those calls," says Guano.
"I think it's obvious," says Lily, "some idiot fan who has an inexplainable obsession with Mikey!"
"Nahh, I already checked all my idiot fans," says Mikey, "they're clear."
"Maybe it was the Zombie King," says Gonard.
"We're not... really the same species, are we," asks Lily.
"Just find that caller," says Ozu.
"Hey Blossom, maybe we can work together," says Nanami.
"UUUUUUUUUmmmmmmmmm..."
"Actually, she's going to be working with me," says Mikey.
"Oh, okay," says Nanami. She then walks away.
"Sorry," says Mikey, "but we can't risk a chance of Nanami finding out you're a witch... and besides, Mitsuki's already teamed with Lily."
Only Mikey, Guano, Gonard, Lily, Mizuki, Ozu, and Yes-Man know that I'm a witch. No one else.
"I know," says Yoshi.
"Wait, how did you hear that," I asked.
...
Mikey and I are looking at Mikey's phone. "I don't suppose you can use your magic," asks Mikey.
"I still don't understand your technology," I said, "like this strange machine!"
"You mean... a toilet brush," asks Mikey.
"Exactly," I said, "what is it for?"
There was a pause.
"Would it help if I say what the caller keeps talking about," asks Mikey.
"That might," I said.
"They keep saying 'Get rid of her! She's an awful girl! She's horrible! The show would be better without her!'"
"Who could that be about," I asked.
We then thought about it. "Lily," we both said.
...
We told Lily and she did not take that well. "They want TO GET RID OF MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE?"
"She seems mad," I said.
"Yeah, but it's not that bad," says Mikey, "usually, she'd be trying to eat something random!" Lily then takes a bite out of a chair. "Okay, but also, she'd be on fire..." Lily was then on fire. "Like that... and then the room she's in would explode..." The whole room explodes...
...
We survived. "That's why Mikey and Lily became volunteer firefighters," says Mitsuki.
Then Guano and Gonard came. "We found where the call came from," says Guano.
"It was Ozu," says Gonard.
"No," says Guano, "no it wasn't! Come on!"
...
We were then at this weird house. "Not what I expected," says Mizuki.
"Let's just get this over with," says Lily.
Gonard knocks on the door, and we fell down a trap door...
...
Now we're in this strange room where there's a large TV monitor. An anonymous figure appeared on the screen. "Greetings, LilyMu!"
"Who are you," asks Mikey.
"You can call me Anonymous, and I am so glad you could all come and hear me out!"
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT ME," shouts Lily.
"I'm afraid you're mistaken," says Anonymous, "this isn't about you! I want you all to get rid of Blossom Fang!"
"Me," I asked.
"You're awful and horrible and you ruined the show," says Anonymous, "and if she stays on, I will destroy you all!"
"We would gladly give our lives for her," says Mikey.
"Speak for yourself," says Lily.
"So be it," says Anonymous. Then these gators came.
"Blossom, why would he hate you," asks Mitsuki.
I then thought about it... "He knows I'm a witch," I said.
To Be Continued
In the next chapter, Blossom confronts Anonymous.