Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Kim Possible.
A/N: OK, I wanted to upload this as it's the holiday, and the Ch title is the same for the date. Also, I may need to skip Maelstrom Huntsman in that I'll upload regularly as I'm having trouble with the Ch ATM. I'm just figuring out what to do for the beach until I've covered each of Naruto's girls.
So I'll work on the RWBY Ch for a day or 2 then work/upload the next story Ch, though I will take the week of the 4th-11th off from uploading to work not only on RWBY but the One Piece stories and the Korra for a mass update on the 27th as I'm ahead on all but those stories, and this one. (Though already halfway through next Ch Downhill.)
But I found the transcripts for all series so it'll be faster to get a Ch or 2 ahead for that.
Also, kept forgetting to put this up but I got PMs on the Mind Swap Episode of not doing any embarrassing stuff like them having to see each other's underwear or going to the bathroom…. While that thought did come to me as stories that gotten to that ep did that. I chose not to because in those stories I believe they had KP and Naruto at 18 and I think some readers forgot that.
Again with short episodes at around 70 taking the movies out, and only one Mother's Day, Halloween, Christmas, Summer/Spring Break, and Valentine's Day ep you can make the 4 seasons as just one year. FOR ME, I had them at 15 at that episode so decided against it
To those who'll celebrate it, I hope you have a safe and Happy Halloween.
Remember to vote if you haven't!
Beta: Chas-PSD and ANUBIS the god king.
Chapter XVI: October 31st.
Last Time.
Turning to the other hall Naruto had one club knocked out of his hand before blocking a strike. He then grabbed the man's right arm, spun it around, and while holding it, Kicked him in the stomach, and chest, then with a final kick, kicked him down the hallway. Naruto then leaned back from a kick to his left before blocking a knee then kicked the man away before turning to block another man's kick. He then kicked the man's knee and brought his hand down.
Only for the previous man to grab it and pull Naruto back. He elbowed the man with his free arm then turned to kick the second man's head into the wall, cracking it. Naruto was then grabbed into a half-nelson, having him drop his other club. Being pulled down the hall, Naruto then elbowed the man in the ribs before reaching back to flip him over his shoulder. He then twists the arm before bringing his boot onto the man's face.
Naruto turned to see two men run toward him before blocking their strikes and kicking one man away. Blocking the first man's strikes, Naruto then forced the man onto his knees before bringing him up to hit the man in the nose. He was then tackled by the last man before he brought his hands up as the man threw several fists. Naruto kneed the man in the chest, grabbed his head, and then slammed it to the wall, hitting a light.
The light broke before Naruto kept slamming the man's head into the wall, having it crack each time as the man fell to his knees before Naruto kicked his head into the wall. Panting, Naruto walked to pick up his clubs and then tossed them in the air spinning before catching them.
"Well done, Mr. Uzumaki."
Naruto turned to see Dr. Director walking up to him as the wall cracked more to show it was foam. "No big."
"That's my line!" Kim yelled out from the window looking in.
Now.
Black Market October 30th.
"Is it true Duff Killigan, that you recently stole the top-secret Centurion Project?"
Drakken asked as he sat in front of Duff, Shego right behind him. "Mm... maybe. Is it true, Dr. Drakken, you're looking to purchase the recently stolen top-secret Centurion Project?" Duff asked, having Drakken look at his nails.
"Maybe."
Shego sighed and slammed a briefcase down between them. "Here's the money. Now hand over the Centurion Project."
"Shego, we were about to haggle," Drakken complained as Duff rubbed his hands together.
"And I do love to haggle."
"Let's just get the Centurion Project and get out of here," Shego said as Duff sighed and handed Drakken a metal bracelet.
"Oh, you're a harsh one, lassie."
"This trinket is the Centurion Project?"
"Aye," Duff says as he opens the briefcase. "Don't blame me if it's a wee thingy. Blame the scientists who built it."
"And guess what?"
They gasped seeing Kim, Naruto, and Ron behind them, Kim leaning on the wall. "I think those scientists would like it back."
"Kim Possible?!/Kim Possible?!" The two yelled as Ron smiled.
"Yeah, and… Actually, you know what, I've got nothing to add to that."
"You know her?" Duff asks as Drakken glared.
"Know her? Hate her. Shego, attack!"
Shego vaulted off Drakken and started fighting Kim as Naruto and Ron stayed out of it. "I don't have anything to add here either," Ron said as Naruto shrugged.
"Now that I'm dating Kim, it's a little hot." He then saw a golf ball heading towards them before throwing a tray at it and had it bounce back at Duff and Drakken hitting the wall.
Boom!
"The roof! She's coming down." Duff yelled as the ceiling started to crumble.
"That can't be good," Drakken said before he started laughing. Rufus popped out of his collar and took the bracelet. "Hairless vermin! Give that back!" He yelled as Rufus tossed it at Kim who raised her right arm to have it slip onto her wrist loosely.
"Nice work, Rufus." Shego grabbed her arm only for the bracelet to shrink on her wrist. "Guess it's going with me." She jumped over Shego at that before the trio left. "Bye."
The building crumbled as they ran out before Shego pushed Derbies off them, Duff then looked at Drakken. "Do I still get me money?"
Outside Naruto smiled until Kim smacked him upside the head.
Smack!
"OW! Why?!"
"I heard your comment!"
Naruto grumbled as he rubbed his head. "Oh yeah, like you haven't had those thoughts."
"What was that?"
"Nothing dear."
Possible Household October 31st, Morning
Kim was in her room trying to pull the bracelet off. "Come on."
Beep, Beep, Ba-Beep!
"Wade, tell me you talked to somebody at the top-secret lab," Kim asked as she answered her Kimmunicator.
"Sorry. They're already closed for the weekend. You're stuck till Monday." The genius replied to her.
"Did you at least find out what this thing is?" She asked as he typed on his computer.
"Their data bank on the Centurion Project is hacker-proof."
"Oh, man." She sighed before her telephone rang. "Well, thanks for trying, Wade."
"Later." He replied as she set her Kimmunicator down, and turned to lay on her stomach to answer her phone on her nightstand.
"Hello."
"Kim, I have unbelievable news!" Monique exclaimed as Kim smiled.
"You know what the Centurion Project is?"
"The what?" Monique asked as she sighed.
"Never mind. So what's up?"
"I got the party green light!"
Kim smiled as she jumped off her bed. "That is ferociously cool. When?"
"Tonight."
Kim blinked at that. "As in Halloween?"
"It'll be a costume party. Everybody will be there." Monique replied.
"Everybody except me." Kim groaned and fell back on her bed lying her left arm over her eyes.
"But you got to come."
Bueno Nacho.
"Monique, get real. We're talking about Halloween."
Ron said as they all sat outside at a table, Naruto sitting by his girlfriend. "He loves Halloween." She sighed while leaning into Naruto.
"I live for Halloween."
"Then what better way to celebrate than at my party?" Monique asked, smiling.
"A party would interfere with the "T or T" action," Ron replied as Monique blinked in confusion before Kim looked over to explain.
"Trick or treat."
"As in "smell my feet, give me something good to eat"?" She asks as Ron smiles.
"You got to do 'smell my feet.'" Ron reached into his pocket and pulled out Rufus.
"Hey!"
"Oops, wrong pocket." Ron put Rufus back before reaching for his other pocket. "Okay… Here's what I'm thinking, K.P. Joint costume." He pulled out a picture of a unicorn costume. "Huh? Huh? You like it?"
"Girl, go with the half with the horn," Monique whispered to Kim as Kim pushed the picture down.
"Um, Ron, do you think maybe we're a little old for T or T? Last year, some kid called me 'ma'am.'"
"(Snort!)"
She elbowed her boyfriend, who held in a laugh. "So? You command respect." Ron smiled as she deadpanned.
"I was dressed as a clown."
Naruto brought a hand to his mouth at that. "I believe you were a hobo."
"Okay, so trick or treating is a Ron-Kim tradition. Come to my place after." Monique says as Ron shakes his head.
"Monique, when Ron Stoppable and Kim Possible trick or treat there is no after. We hit Middleton, Upperton, and Lowerton… It's tradition. It dates back to the beginning of our friendship."
"Since preschool." Kim crossed her arms as she sighed.
"Ah, preschool. The year of the ballerina and the cowboy." Ron smiled as Naruto blinked.
"You didn't tell me you were a ballerina."
"I wasn't…" Kim trailed off before looking to speak to Ron in a flat tone. "How could I forget?"
Monique looked at Naruto who shrugged. "I knew what I was getting into with this relationship."
Drakken's Lair.
"For the last time, I will not pay you."
Drakken said over the phone. "I WANT MY MONEY!"
He reeled back at Duff's yell. "Look, I said I would pay you when the stolen Centurion Project is in my possession. It is not in my possession. Therefore, I'm not paying."
"You...! You... you're a criminal!"
"My dear fellow, I repeatedly tried to take over the world. Of course, I'm a criminal!" Drakken bit back at the golfer.
"Well, I'll tell you this much, laddie. The next time I steal it, I'm selling it to someone else!" Duff yelled before ending the call.
"The nerve of that man. Shego!" Drakken yells as Shego walks over.
"Indoor voice, please."
"What did you find out?" He asks as she drops a recorder that plays Wade's voice.
"Hey, this is Wade. We've got kind of a problem. The Centurion Project is stuck on Kim's wrist. I know you're closed for the weekend but if anybody checks messages, please help us out on this."
"Our poor little Kimmie. Perhaps we can help." Drakken smiles at that.
Possible Household.
"Fascinating."
James said, looking at the bracelet through goggles. "'You can get it off' fascinating? Or 'I'm stuck till Monday' fascinating?" Kim asks, sitting at the table as Naruto stands behind her.
"You're stuck till Monday," James replied, pulling the goggles up as Jim smiled at him.
"Bet Mom could get it off."
"No dice, Jim. The bracelet appears to be constructed of a super-strong alloy."
"Who's talking about the bracelet?" Tim asks before his brother picks up.
"Yeah, Mom's a doctor. She could take off the hand and sew it right back on again." Kim moved the hand under the table.
"Jim, Tim, there will be no surgery at the dinner table," James says as Ann walks in holding a very realistic human mannequin.
"Look what I've got, boys."
"Cool./Cool."
They ran over as she waved the mannequin's hand. "It's Mr. Cadaver. The med students practice on him. Lifelike latex."
"You're the best, Mom," Tim said as they took the practice dummy.
"The boys are helping with the Scare-For-Care Haunted House at the hospital," Ann says as Kim blinks and looks at her brothers.
"Wait, you two aren't trick or treating this year?"
"We are so over candy begging." Tim deadpanned before Jim continued.
"We're eleven." (1.)
They left as Naruto leaned down, wrapping an arm around Kim, and kissed the top of her head. "There goes your excuse of making them go and having to babysit them tonight."
Kim sighs as the phone rings before James answers it. "Kimmie, it's for you."
Kim runs to her room, goes up the ladder, and speaks to Monique who continues to try and get Kim to come to her party.
Beep, Beep Ba-Beep!
"Hold on," Kim answered her Kimmunicator and saw Wade dressed as a superhero. "Wade, cool costume. Wait a second. You're going to leave your room?"
"No way. I do it all online." Wade replies as Naruto gets up and sits at her desk.
Missing Drakken and Shego flying using a small hacking satellite to hack her phone line. "I'm... ah-ah! I'm getting something."
"Have you got an update on this bracelet?" Kim asked as he pointed towards her house.
"The update is... no update. I left a message at the lab." Wade replies as Shego sighs.
"We know that already."
"Shh!" Drakken shushes her as Naruto inside walks to the bathroom while Kim talks to Wade.
"Okay, I've got Monique on the phone. Page me if anything-CSSHK-elops." Static starts to come in as Drakken groans and shakes the microphone. "Stupid thing. Never works when I'm roaming."
On the other side Duff in a blimp was doing the same thing but banging on his console. "Ah! Foul machine. Never works when I'm roaming." He yells as Ron calls Kim.
"Bad news, Ron. My mom is making me help with the hospital's haunted house thing... tonight." Outside, Drakken smiled before they flew away. "Yeah, I, um… I can't get out of it. It's a family deal. You know how it is. Right?" She asks as the bracelet grows to be a gauntlet at her lie.
"Oh, sure, KP Yeah... I just can't believe it. A Halloween without us as a team. It feels weird, huh?"He asks as she nods.
"Yeah. Yeah, it does feel weird."
"Try to have fun anyway." He hangs up as Ann, dressed like a witch, stood up on the ladder.
"Kimmie, did I hear you tell Ron you're coming with us? The boys will be so excited. They're dying to drench you in fake blood… At least I hope it's fake." She says as Kim waves her hands.
"No! I can't."
"Oh… I'm sorry, I thought I heard you tell Ron..."
"Uh, that I could not go with you because I... uh… I promised to go with him." Kim lied as the bracelet continued to expand. "That's what I said." She finished the project covering her hand and arm up to the elbow as Ann turned to leave. "I must've misunderstood. Well, have fun trick or treating."
They missed the blimp floating by that as Naruto walked in and blinked. "What the hell is that?!"
Kim raised her hand to walk over and smack her boyfriend only to gasp as she saw her armored arm. "Oh, my gosh!" She then used her other hand to call Wade while looking at her right hand. "Wade, what is this thing?" She asked as the front camera scanned her arm.
"Cutting-edge nanotechnology. The cybertronic circuitry is controlled by some biometric parameters." Wade replied before there was a beep. "Better get this. Maybe it's the top-secret lab." He answered the call and had a small alien come up on his screen. "Hi, Eugene… Cross-ref your ISP address. I put the candy credits in your mailbox."
"Okay, back to me. Wade, I've got to get this thing off before I go to Monique's party."
"Ron took that well?" Naruto asked as he sat beside her.
"Kimmie, we're going," Ann yelled before James followed.
"Have fun with Ronald."
"Oh, I will." She said before the device covered her entire arm. "(Gasp!) Wade!"
"You just lied to your parents."
"What he said." Naruto picked up after the genius.
"I know. They think I'm going with Ron. He thinks I'm going with them! But I'm really going to Monique's. It's all very bad. I feel awful, okay?"
"Mom warned me about bad girls… I thought she was just lying… I can't believe that not only was she right, but I got together with one." Naruto says as Kim narrows her eyes at her boyfriend before Wade speaks.
"No, Kim, that's what triggered it. When you lied, it grew."
"What?" She asked, raising an eyebrow.
"It-It looks like some kind of armor." The genius replies as he types.
"Armor that grows by itself?"
He nods and continues. "Yeah. The biometric parameters must have to do with stress. In battle, when a soldier is in danger and stressed out the armor would kick in."
Kim looked at her arm before looking back. "Wade, I wore this thing during a fight with Shego, Drakken, and Duff Killigan, and nothing happened."
"You must be more stressed out when you're lying than when you're fighting. Way to go, Pinocchio."
"(Snort!)" Naruto laughed.
"If I wasn't sure I would kill you I would smack you so hard," Kim said to Naruto before they heard Ron.
"Kim!"
She ran down to the door where he was wearing the bottom half of the unicorn costume. "I just saw your parents leave. So you're not going with them? You're going with me?"
"Um... yeah. I mean, no. Uh, uh, I'm meeting them later, actually." Naruto walked down as Kim lied to Ron and saw the armor cover her chest and stomach. "I, uh... I got to go."
Ron pushed the head in the door. "Well, here's your half of the costume. I thought you should have it."
"Oh, thanks… Bye!"
She closed the door as Naruto walked up to her. "Stop staring at me like that. I feel bad enough as it is."
"I'm not judging Kim… I don't care what you do. I just wanted to be with you."
She blushed at that. "R-Really?"
"Sure this would have been our first holiday together as a couple." He shrugged before walking to get changed for Monique's party.
Hospital.
Ann was handing tickets to the paying customers as James, dressed as Dracula greeted them.
"Thank you, enjoy. Thank you, enjoy. Thank you, enjoy. Thank you, enjoy."
"Do you dare face the Scare-For-Care House of Horror?" James asked with an accent.
"Yeah, we're ready!"
"Yeah!"
"Alright, let's do it!"
"Then enter at your own risk," James said as the doors to the haunted house beside the hospital opened as screams and music played.
"Thank you, enjoy, thank you, enjoy."
On the side, Drakken and Shego were hiding looking for Kim, Shego wearing a domino mask.
Monique's House.
Naruto dressed as a pirate held Kim's left hand as she was wearing a pink princess outfit.
They got to the door and rang the doorbell. After a second, Monique dressed as a cowgirl answered and let them in. As they talked with their friends, Naruto saw the armor cover Kim's left hand before she went to talk to Monique about finding a bathroom.
Ron.
Smell my feet, give me something good to eat.
Ron sang as Rufus nodded on his shoulder as they stood with little kids at a house. A man walked out and gave them all candy. "Happy Halloween."
"Mister, could you not do "smell your feet"? It's really lame." A boy said dressed as a bunny.
"Hey, hey, Unicorn came to play."
"You're no unicorn, you're just a horse's bu-" The boy stopped as Duff dropped behind them.
"I've come to claim what's mine."
The boy laughed and pointed at Duff. "You look like a girl."
"I'm not."
"You're wearing a skirt."
Duff growled at that. "It's a kilt!"
The kids left laughing at Duff. "Whatever."
"Poor Duff. Kids can be cruel." Ron shook his head as Duff walked up to him.
"Not as cruel as I can be, Mr. Stoppable. So tell me, where is the Centurion Project?"
"That thing stuck on Kim's wrist?" Ron asks as Duff smiles.
"Ah, she's still got it, then. Bonny good. Where is she?"
"Not with me." Ron shrugs at that.
"She told her mama she was going with you."
Ron waved a hand at that. "Oh, no, you got it all wrong. She's with her parents."
"Oh, another trick-or-treater."
They turned to see the guy walking out again and handed Duff a candy bar. "Happy Halloween. Piece of advice: The girl costume works better without the beard." He closed the door as Duff growled.
"I'm not a gal!"
Hospital.
Jim and Tim moaned as they walked around the parking lot as zombies. Only to get miffed as the adults called them cute before scaring them as they dropped Mr. Cadaver and high-fived him. "HOO-SHA!"
Suddenly, Drakken and Duff dropped down by them. "Killigan, here?" Drakken asked, walking up to the entrance.
"I came here to get the Centurion Project back from Kim Possible."
"So am I," Drakken said as Shego walked up between them.
"Okay, boys, boys, time-out, please. So where is Kim Possible?" She asks Kim's parents.
"I suggest you people take your evil elsewhere," James said before Ann looked at him.
"Honey, we've got to warn Kim. She's out there with Ron who has no idea trouble's brewing."
"She's not with me!"
They turned to see Ron walking up handcuffed. "I'm here… And captured. Wait a minute, wait a minute. She told me she'd be here with you."
"Yeah." Duff picked up as the parents looked at each other.
"That's not what she told us," Ann said before James spoke.
"She distinctly said she'd be with you." They then widened their eyes before speaking together.
"She lied?!/ She lied?!"
"Kimberly Ann Possible, wherever you are you are in big trouble," James said before Naruto jumped over the fence on his moped.
Followed by Kim via jetpack who was covered head to toe in the armor with laser shooters on her shoulders.
"The Centurion Project. It's amazing!" Drakken mused as Duff nodded.
"All that came out of that wee bracelet?"
"Step away from the happy Halloweeners and surrender now!" Kim yelled as Shego jumped over, hands glowing.
"Killigan, let's see how much punishment the Centurion Project can take."
"I'm with you, lassie." Duff walks up pulling a club and ball before hitting it to Kim. "Fore!"
Kim caught the ball and had it explode in her hand. "I don't know exactly how this armor works but I do know that it's tough." She said unfazed by the explosion. "I can tell you what's controlled by my thoughts and emotions and right now I'm feeling pretty nasty."
"So count to ten, or something," Shego says and dashes over as the shoulder cannons fire at Shego.
"This armor's practically automatic. It knows I'm angry and it's fighting back. Shego, you got to stop."
"Oh, it stops here."
The jet pack came out and Kim flew into Shego crashing into and through the haunted house and into a pillar of the hospital. Shego knocked the other pillar down only for Kim to push it back and fly them back to the others where Shego scratched the armor.
"The Centurion Project is not so tough." The cuts healed, making Shego gasp. "No way."
She attacked multiple times only for the armor to heal and Kim used new beams out of her wrists pushing Shego back into the fence. "While I must admit that your newly acquired superpowers are perhaps the coolest things I've ever seen in my life I can't believe you lied to me!" Ron yelled running over to Kim. "Well, it's truth time. If you weren't with your parents..."
"Ron, I am so sorry," Kim said before Ann narrowed her eyes.
"And you weren't with Ron..."
"Where exactly were you?" James asks, crossing his arms.
"I... I... I-I just had to go to Monique's party to be on a date with Naruto, so I lied to Ron. And Mom heard me lie to Ron so I had to cover up the lie to Mom, and… (Sigh)" The armor came off and shrunk back into the bracelet as she told the truth. "Wow, I'm regular me again."
"Oh, regular you, I can handle." Shego jumped over only for Naruto to grab her, spin her several times, and toss her into the other villains as the cops drove in.
"Kimberly Ann Possible we need to talk." James walked up to her as the villains were arrested grumbling that Kim would need to regain their trust about the lying.
And grounded his daughter as her brothers explained Ron would have understood her not wanting to trick-or-treating and that her parents would've let her go to Monique's party.
"Aah, even the tweebs are busting me?" She whined as Naruto walked over to hug her from behind.
To Be Continued.
A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.
Beta: Chaos-PSD and ANUBIS the god-king.
1. Since Kim and Ron are 15 instead of 14 I thought they should be a year older as well.
OK, I wanted to upload this as it's the holiday, and the Ch title is the same for the date. Also, I may need to skip Maelstrom Huntsman in that I'll upload regularly as I'm having trouble with the Ch ATM. I'm just figuring out what to do for the beach until I've covered each of Naruto's girls.
So I'll work on the RWBY Ch for a day or 2 then work/upload the next story Ch, though I will take the week of the 4th-11th off from uploading to work not only on RWBY but the One Piece stories and the Korra for a mass update on the 27th as I'm ahead on all but those stories, and this one. (Though already halfway through next Ch Downhill.)
But I found the transcripts for all series so it'll be faster to get a Ch or 2 ahead for that.
Also, kept forgetting to put this up but I got PMs on the Mind Swap Episode of not doing any embarrassing stuff like them having to see each other's underwear or going to the bathroom…. While that thought did come to me as stories that gotten to that ep did that. I chose not to because in those stories I believe they had KP and Naruto at 18 and I think some readers forgot that.
Again with short episodes at around 70 taking the movies out, and only one Mother's Day, Halloween, Christmas, Summer/Spring Break, and Valentine's Day ep you can make the 4 seasons as just one year. FOR ME, I had them at 15 at that episode so decided against it
To those who'll celebrate it, I hope you have a safe and Happy Halloween.
Remember to vote if you haven't!
Next to be updated will be Totally Spies, Dattebayo!
Nothing else to say.
Talk To You Later,
Lone Wolf Out.🐺
