Where the hell are we?" Menma shouted, appearing on a terrace of a large building. Vortexed by a black portal closed above him, he removed his mask to breathe more easily.
"Judging by how advanced the constructions look, we are in one of those Konoha school worlds, or something similar," suggested Tasi, one of the voices in his head.
"I hate these types of dimensions; the Naruto of those dimensions is always annoying. I prefer darker universes where Naruto is different. Why don't we get out of here?" spoke Maki, another voice in his head.
"Shut your mouth, you're not letting me think! We won't leave this universe; otherwise, it wouldn't advance the chapter, and I don't want to go through that again," mentally screamed Menma at the voices.
Menma descended from the large building, avoiding people in the area to evade any pursuit from the FBI; he had learned his lesson the last time he visited a Konoha school dimension.
"The best thing would be to rob a clothing store; our clothing attracts too much attention," Menma observed his blood-stained black coat. "The previous universe was at war; it was fun for a few days, but Naruto, as always, ended the war and had to leave because of boredom."
"You should steal some money while we're at it," suggested Tasi, to which Menma received an affirmative response.
"BINGO!" Menma found an open clothing store in the middle of the street. A receptionist greeted him cordially.
"Welcome to (insert generic name of time), where can I help you?" the receptionist asked.
Menma, changing into stolen clothes, activated his Sharingan, stealing money from the ATM during the illusion.
"The Konoha school must be close; we usually fall near a Naruto or Sasuke," thought Tasi, the most analytical of the three.
"Why are those idiots always around? We can't get close to a milf without them being 3 kilometers away! Like in the ads!" shouted Maki, frustrated.
"Make way!" Naruto shouted, running past Menma. Their gazes crossed briefly.
"Well, what was that exactly?" Menma asked, surprised by Naruto's look.
"He gave you 'fuck-me' eyes," Maki remarked.
"Like 'fuck-me' eyes! Does that even exist?"
"The 'fuck-me' eyes are a look that most girls give you when they want to have sex with you," Maki explained. "But having a man give them to you is worrying."
"I think I want to leave," Menma said with concern. "You said we wouldn't meet, so face your responsibilities," Maki mocked Menma's misfortune.
"It's just a theory, don't be alarmed. At worst, the matastasi spoke, trying to calm Menma down.
Menma sighed, realizing she wouldn't be the first to kill a version of Naruto, but the consequences were disastrous in a world like this.
She continued on her way to school, following Naruto was never easier, especially when you could jump between buildings.
She entered a school, and by the name, you will know what it is about. As she wanted to leave, she had to please all the readers who read this.
After using his Sharingan a lot, he finally enrolled in school as an exchange student.
Her new name is Menma Amnen, something she Bagó, but it was the best for now.
He made sure to go to the same classroom as Naruto, because you might wonder, why again, did he need something from Naruto, otherwise...
His body would be crushed and rebuilt to pass from one universe to another; the only thing that prevented that was Naruto, he still didn't discover why, although using Sasuke would lessen the pain. Naruto made the pain non-existent, and he preferred that.
As always, he introduced himself to the teacher by name, and blah blah blah, although something that disturbed him was the look of the Naruto of this dimension.
Menma kept shouting "he's looking at you! He's looking at you!" How she wanted Maki to have a body to destroy.
He's so handsome, Naruto mentally screamed. When he passed the man, he thought he would never see him again, but now he was here, sitting a few seats next to him.
His sexy black hair flowed without wind, something that was physically impossible, but Menma could do. His blue eyes reminded her of a certain black-haired man, but his gaze was calmer and more serene, far from the usual cold.
Menma covered the back of him instinctively. "He got his eyes on you!" Maki hummed happily. "You want to shut up! You're not helping anything; I don't want to end up with something in my ass."
Luckily, the break came quickly, although for Menma, it was like an eternity. Naruto kept looking at him with those eyes, "fuck-me eyes," or that's what Maki kept calling him. Now, like a cruel twist of the universe, he was staring at Naruto, searching for "that something" that would make traveling between dimensions less painful.
He could never figure out what exactly caused it; he only knew that it helped him travel without pain. He watched as he interacted with his friends in a strange way.
Perfect! I fell into a Yao universe! Menma mentally shouted.
Naruto exhibited masochistic behavior, and while characters like Kiba or Shikamaru showed some interest in Naruto, he began to follow him, hoping that "that something" would arise quickly so he could leave. He saw Naruto heading to the local cafeteria and decided to follow him.
Suddenly, a hand cornered him against the wall, and a figure came extremely close, their breath next to his ear.
"I know what you want!" The voice lightly shouted in his ear.
"No shit, another one who wants to put something up my ass!" He mentally screamed.
"I know what you want! And let me tell you, you won't have it!" The voice became angrier. "He belongs to me!" Menma did the most prudent and reasonable thing possible in this situation.
He kicked the person in the groin with all the anger in him.
Instantly, the man fell to the ground, foam coming out of his mouth from the force of the impact. He grabbed his crotch in great pain, and when a lot is a lot, he was not a trained shinobi for nothing.
"Because everyone in this universe wants to fuck me!" Menma shouted annoyed.
He could hear Tasi and Maki laughing at him. The former had a light and elegant laugh, while the latter sounded like a crazed madman.
"Don't laugh! You big sons of bitches! It's not funny!" He yelled at the voices in his head.
"Friend, believe me when I tell you that it is the funniest thing in the world," Maki said with a laugh, "which looks more like the psychotic attacks of a lunatic."
"I agree with the lunatic," Tasi spoke in his calm tone.
He looked at the ground where none other than Uchiha Sasuke was. Don't fuck with me, even Sasuke leans that way; I thought he would be straight in this type of situation.
Menma ran out; new traumas were around the corner, and his mind was already full. Maybe feeling like your body is destroyed and put back together doesn't sound so bad after all.
Sasuke slammed his fist against the pavement; the pain lingered, but his hatred was stronger.
He despised Menma and how she sought to take away what was rightfully his, especially from his blue-eyed blonde. He wasn't oblivious; he noticed the way Naruto looked at Menma, and it infuriated him. Naruto had always been his focus, and now this newcomer was diverting the blonde's attention.
Getting up with considerable pain in his crotch, he limped to the school cafeteria, trying to appear normal despite the immense pain. Glancing at Menma eating alone at one of the tables in the school's large dining room, he observed her irritation, likely stemming from their earlier exchange of words.
"They could fucking fall! I'm trying to eat!" Menma screamed mentally. Maki and Tasi started arguing about something absurd if one were to ask Menma.
"If she sleeps with Sasuke, wouldn't that be insanity?" Maki asked Tasi, who didn't know how to respond.
"It depends a lot; Menma is the result of some experiments. Sasuke's blood and Kurama's chakra were used for her birth. In any case, she is his clone, so it would be masturbation," Tasi suggested.
"And what about Naruto? He doesn't have a blood relationship with him either."
"You are very wrong, Maki. They used the DNA of Hashirama, who was Mito's husband. In turn, Kushina was Mito's niece, and Kushina is Naruto's mother," Tasi explained the family tree they assembled across universes, fascinating Maki.
"Therefore, Naruto and Menma do not have a blood relationship. Their similar appearance is due to using a good part of Naruto's blood to mix the natural and artificial chakra of the fox, bringing out the Uzumaki side of Menma. Since these clans are distant cousins, if Menma sleeps with one of the two, it would not count as incest," Maki took note, fascinated. - "Correct, my brainless friend."
"You can shut up already! I'm not going to sleep with any of those two idiots!" Menma mentally screamed, wanting to silence her companions.
They both completely ignored her, opting to ignore her completely.
"I see you're here alone; don't you prefer some company?" Menma saw the person she least wanted to see right now: Naruto Uzumaki, carrying a tray of food.
"I prefer to be alone," Menma rejected Naruto's kindness/homosexuality.
The blonde man ignored the black-haired man and sat in front of her. Sasuke watched from a distance, breaking his plastic spoon with his strength, observing his enemy's actions.
"Do you have a family?" Naruto attempted to make conversation with Menma.
"That's not your concern," Menma ate calmly.
She heard a light laugh from Naruto, sounding like a schoolgirl in love.
"I just want to eat in peace; it's been a long time since I've been in this kind of world with processed food.
Naruto didn't give up, which was already irritating him.
Sasuke wanted to kill the black-haired man. He squeezed his milk container, not caring when all the contents of the box came out and stained part of his uniform.
I can't stand this behavior anymore. He stood up from his table, furious, with his tray of food in his hands, heading over to where Naruto and Menma were.
"Oops!" Sasuke pretended to slip, throwing his tray full of food at Menma, who saw it coming and dodged it in time.
The plate came from behind him, and when Menma dodged it, it fell straight into Naruto's face.
Menma smiled, the peroxide blonde finally closed his mouth.
Naruto looked at the Uchiha annoyed. Sasuke looked at what he did and more at the look of an angry Naruto.
The blonde-haired man approached the black-haired man, his anger reaching the clouds.
Menma took the opportunity to leave. He heard several screams and gifts from Naruto, but Menma didn't care at all.
"You always do the same thing to me! Understand! You and I broke up, I don't want to know anything about you! It was this behavior that broke us up in the first place!"
Naruto stormed out, a few tears of frustration falling from his cheeks.
Sasuke left crying, although he hid it very well from the people.
He found himself crying at the bottom of some stairs; the bell had rung a long time ago, so there was no one who could see him cry.
Menma, who was also skipping classes, Naruto kept flirting with him, and he was quite awkward.
"Come on, Menma, if you remember with Naruto, it wouldn't be stupid," Maki was annoying as always, which he started to hate. He had already resigned himself to opening a portal; everything was better than continuing in this world of idiots.
She heard a soft sob coming from the left of her; she turned her gaze from him only to look at a crying Sasuke.
Menma was walking past, praying that Sasuke wouldn't notice his presence; he didn't want to stay involved in romantic problems.
"That you are here, goods to mock you."
"You have to believe me when I tell you that I just want to get out of here," Menma responded tired of this situation.
"Just go away and leave me alone. I don't care if you're with Naruto or not," Sasuke said in his usual emo tone.
"That's what I was about to do." Menma walked away little by little. He heard Sasuke's soft sobs again. This made the most sensitive part of him react.
Damn, I curse my good heart. He turned around, looking at the sad Uchiha.
"Listen." Menma roughly grabbed the Uchiha by the shoulders. "I don't like Naruto, and I want you to hear it well. I don't like Naruto in the slightest!"
"As you couldn't like him, he is someone sweet, kind, and kind. There is no man on earth who can resist those charms," Sasuke shouted angrily. For Sasuke, the simple fact that someone didn't like Naruto was simply unheard of.
"Look, Uchiha, I'll only say this once. I heard what Naruto yelled in the cafeteria. You have to lower that jealousy of yours. You may say that Naruto is a god or whatever, but the reality is that only you see him that way. If you don't want to lose it, you have to change."
"But..." Menma slapped him hard on the face. "Fuck you! Not a single but. Go and tell him you're going to try to change. Don't make me kick your balls again!"
"I'll do it!" Menma slapped him in the face again. "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT!" Sasuke shouted in annoyance with the blue eye.
"That was for trying to throw food at me!" I would be lying if I said I didn't enjoy it.
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the roof." Menma left; maybe he would steal something from the cafeteria before leaving this universe; it was going to hurt.
Sasuke sighed; he watched his partner leave him. He stopped on the step; he was clear about what he wanted to do now.
Menma threw the sack full of stolen food on the roof; she had an apple in her mouth that she held with both teeth. Menma slapped his face twice hard; it was going to hurt; he had to stay psyched up.
Activating his Rinnegan, he made a portal, using all the chakra he could. A point formed in reality."
Menma self-harmed again, removing any doubt from his mind.
His hands were ignited by a red chakra that turned yellow. He grabbed the point on both sides and pulled out.
"As I wish it were more epic," Maki lamented how bland it looked. Tasi nodded in agreement.
"It works; I don't see why I should put more theater into it. We don't return to the same point twice; it's not worth making it grander. After these years, it became second nature."
Maki and Tasi were with it; it was as natural as breathing. He finished pulling both sides; the result was something bad. The portal was black, rays of different colors came out of it, not to mention how the portal was shaking, as if at any moment it would close again, seeming as if someone had roughly broken the reality.
Menma sighed; this would hurt, it wouldn't kill him, although he wishes it would. When he suddenly felt it, an aura that no one in this universe could feel, his ticket to a painless journey.
He followed his instincts to the backyard; you could see the entire school perfectly from the roof.
Sasuke and Naruto were hugging each other; that didn't matter to him. What really mattered was what the peroxide blonde said.
It had a yellow aura; anyone who could feel it relaxed in a moment, everyone except Menma.
He, on a second jump from the roof, knocked out both individuals. He wouldn't hurt them at all; that wasn't his style.
"Aren't you thinking about having a threesome?" Maki spoke as a joke. "¡Cállate! Sometimes I wish you had a body so I could hit him!" Menma spoke numbly. He took Naruto and put his hand on his unconscious head; immediately, that energy was drained, a painless process. He still didn't know what it was; the only thing he knew was that it greatly improved his portals.
Once he had done the job, he returned to the roof, the only place where there were no cameras or people nearby.
He watched as his portal remained unstable and corrupt.
He grabbed both ends of the portal and began to expand the power he drew from Naruto.
In an instant, the portal improved enormously; what before seemed like a rough cut in the fabric of space-time became more of a round portal of semi-yellow color with black touches. The rays disappeared, and a gray spiral formed from the outside in. Menma sighed; she felt his ass relax for once all day.
For the first time ever, he didn't feel like someone was trying to shove something up his butt.
He opened the portal to the unknown, something she had done many times before, but she always managed to surprise him; no universe was the same as the previous one, and that excited him.
End of chapter.
Well, this is a small prologue to the story. It will be more comic, or maybe I will make it darker; it will depend on my mood.
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