Author's Note: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
I hope everyone is enjoying themselves on this holiday and as for those who don't celebrate it, well I hope you have a good day anyway.
Now this songfic is requested by 616mcu who gave good requests in volume one of this fic.
Now he requested a song from Hazbin Hotel, (I get the feeling I'll be getting a lot of song requests from this show) this is set in the Reverse/Diamond AU, focusing on this AU's version of Mabel and Steven.
Of course, I'm setting this in the UF Future scenario of this universe, think of it as a sequel to the last songfic chapter I did.
Enjoy!
PS. Given the show it comes from, I am changing a few certain words….gotta keep the K rating you know.
Stayed Gone.
Deep in the woods of Gravity Falls, admits remnants of gem tech just lying about the area; some of it looks like it's been salvaged. Right in the middle of this ruined alien tech is an old cottage and within it its occupants, the threesome scourge of Gravity Falls.
Assaulting a punching bag with a picture of Connie on it, is Grenda wearing her black onesie, black brass knuckles on her hands, and wearing black eyeliner on her face. One look at this brute you would think she's a wannabe wrestler and you would be wrong….she is a wrestler! And a tough one to boot.
Across from her while looking at five monitors a mix of TVs and Computers, stands Candy, a very intelligent young lady who sadly spends her time placing dangerous alien tech on her body, two on her legs, a device attached to the back left side of her head that produced a visor that hovers over her left eye, and attaching to her arms where their use to be forks that she tapped their once upon a time, now is replaced with retractable claws.
And to Candy's right, sits their leader, the once famous turned infamous, Mabel Pines. Two years ago, she and her now treacherous brother once ruled this town with a dazzling fist, now she is in hiding with her cronies and would make occasional strikes against those that ruined her career, her power, and life.
But perhaps this was a blessing in disguised, for in her self-exile in the woods, Mable had discovered an ancient magic that was equal to if not more so than her old amulet. Her new source of power comes from an old wooden staff with a skull on top of it.
With a new staff comes a new look, gone was her long hair as its length was shorten to her neck, her outfit bares in-mind with a storybook evil queen and or wicked witch, and resting by her side is a large black boar the size of a bear chewing on a couple of bones with a gnome's beard stuck on its tusk.
"Oh Waddles, my precious baby!" Mabel cooed and hugged the bore beast like it was a dog, "Did momma's precious enjoy those tasty gnomes?"
BURP!
A wet gnome skull was burped out of the monster's mouth between Grenda and Candy.
Grenda looked down at the gnome skull and picked it up and showed Candy, "Hey!" Candy glanced at her comrade as the deranged female wrestler dangled it in front of her.
"SHMEBULOCK!" Grenda let out a bellowed laugh at the joke while Candy stared blankly at her and the skull and turned back to the monitors.
"Hilarious," She replied coldly.
Grenda frowned, "Eh your no fun."
Then she crushed the skull in her hands, "So, Boss when are we going to go back into town?" She asked Mable. "I WANT TO BUST SOME GEMS AND SKULLS!"
Grenda explained as she punched a hole in the wall, one of many that is.
"Grenda dear," Mabel sighed. "Please try not to add any more holes in the wall? It's bad enough to live in this hobble without making it worse."
"Sorry," Grenda apologized as she casually picked some of the splinters out from her knuckles while Candy was busy on the monitors but then one of them caught her eye and after observing it she almost gave an emotional worried expression.
"Uh, Mabel?"
"Yes, Candy?" Mabel cooed as she happily nuzzled her head against the monster boar's head.
"You see, Steven has-
Suddenly the atmosphere of the whole cabin suddenly went dead quiet.
An eerie green aura suddenly surround Candy as was instantly levitated from her chair and was pulled harsley towards Mabel. Candy was actually starting to tremble as the group's leader sits up while the skull on her staff glows the same eerie green. The Monster Boar backed away, feeling the intense anger coming from his mistress as Mabel turned around to face her scary calmed ally while she herself still has a smile on her face.
"Candy," Mabel smiled but the tone of her voice sounded like she was ready to blow. "I thought we've been over this?"
"I told you to never," Mabel tightened her grip on her staff causing the eerie green aura around Candy to squeeze her a little. "Never," Candy was squeezed again but she kept her emotionless expression. "EVER!-" Mabel's eyes turned dark green as her face now showed unbridled rage as the aura squeezed Candy again, more tightly with a slight sound of her bones slowly breaking.
"-Mention him again," Mabel smiled again but eyes still glowed green as the aura around Candy ceased squeezing her."
Candy took a couple of breaths as she still was suspended in the air by Mabel's magic. "Of course."
"Then why did you mention him?" Mabel asked still smiling but now she was grinding her teeth.
"Because he's back."
If there was anyone heard a snap in the cabin…then it would be from Mabel's mind.
"Wh-What?" Her eyes widen and her mouth a gape.
"From the monitors," Candy explained. "My systems detected the presence of a gem ship arriving in the Earth's atmosphere and its signature bares the same as his shi-"
Then Candy fell on the floor as the aura dissipated while Mabel used her magic to levitate towards the monitors and to her shock and rage, Candy was right.
"THAT MONGREL'S BACK?!" Mabel growled slamming her staff on the ground.
"Yeah," Grenda said as she joined Mable in observing a yellow-colored alien ship descend upon the Earth, "I thought he was gone for good?"
"It's been two years!" Mabel snarled, the skull on her staff glowed brighter with her fury.
"Are you still mad, about him breaking your heart and leaving you behind?" Candy asked as she joined her comrades while straightening her cloths.
Mabel narrowed her eyes at Candy, "Watch it, Chiu."
"Just saying," Candy shrugged while Waddles went to his mistress as the monster boar snarled at the image of the ship.
Mable took a couple of deep breathes as she caressed the skull on her staff, calming her down.
"No matter, things have changed a lot since he left me."
"Indeed," Candy nodded.
"But you two never da-" Luckly for Grenda, Candy nudged her sides to stop her from digging her own grave.
Mabel raised her staff as her eyes glowed green once more and magical tendrils started seeping from mouth of the skull towards the keyboard and the monitors. "It's time I send a message of who's really in charge of things now.
Candy and Grenda moved back as Mabel worked her wicked magic as the monitors start showing her face while her hair starts waving about and her whole body is covered in a dark green aura.
Mabel: Welcome home. I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone.
Say hello to a new status quo.
Everyone knows that there's a brand-new dawn, turn the TV on!
Then green lighting was fired from the eye sockets of the skull as it strikes the monitors and travels through the wires and old satellite dish ontop of the cabin and spread through every TV, phone, computer all over Gravity Falls as every image on there is replaced with a video of Mabel as if she was doing a livestream.
"WELCOME TO THE SHOW!" Grenda bellowed in the background.
Mabel: Hello viewers, guess who's back? Not me but a certain has-been, who's ship has been spotted coming down all alieny after a two-year absence, did anybody miss him?
Did anybody notice?
More on my stream tonight.
As the viewers from Gideon, Connie, Pacifica and Dipper watch the steam, they were filled with dread at the sight of the familiar space ship shown on Mabel's forced stream.
Mabel: So, Gem hybrid freak is back in town, why is he here?
What does this mean for this town?
Well happily, I've got good news, he's a loser, not a marvel and I don't mean to sound hostile, but that Diamond is a coward!
On Mabel's stream, she shows an image of Steven from two years ago as she sets it on fire with her magic.
Mabel: You can take that as gospel, pulling my viewers? Impossible.
Does he scare me, no I chuckle.
Don't give him the time of day, don't listen to a word he'd say.
I hope he had a nice vacay, but he should've stayed away!
While this stream was being played all over town, it was also being played on the ship and a certain dictator has motioned a Peridot to one of their own monitors.
Mabel: While he hid in outer space, I am here to take his place.
And nobody on this earth even stinking cares!
We've been better since he split. Why's he back? who gives a fit?!
Steven: Salutations! Good to be back on the air.
"What?" Mabel shivered at that familiar voice.
"We've been hacked," Candy stated as she typed on her keyboard while looking at all the monitors as the screen was now cut between two images, one showing Mabel and the other showing Steven on his throne in a new outfit.
Steven gave a combo glare and smile towards Mabel who sneered at him but a faint blush was slowly being shown on her cheeks.
Steven: Yes, I know it's been a while, since someone of my style treated this rock to a blast from the past.
People, rejoice!
Mabel: What an annoying voice!
Steven: Instead of this sad excuse for an act.
Mabel glared at Steven while some of the objects around the cabin started being levitated in the air by her magic.
Mable: Come on!
Steven: Is this girl insecure, pursing allure?
Flitting between this act and that, is nothing working?
Mabel: Ignore his chirping!
Steven: The poor thing, it's so sad.
Mabel: I've more power now while you? Well things are looking bad!
Mabel demonstrates her power by using her staff to blast a large hole in the wall, causing Grenda to roll her eyes at this, recalling what Mabel said to her earlier.
All the while the hybrid diamond just continues to look at her mockingly.
Steven: Is she as strong as she purports? Or is it based on her support?
She'd be powerless without her little team.
Mabel: Oh, please!
Steven: And here's the sugar on the cream, she asked me to be my queen!
"Hold on!" Mabel blushed furiously.
I said no, and then she screamed, that's the tea!
Now the inside of the cabin was becoming a violent storm of green magic as Grenda, Candy and even Waddles hid behind a couch as Mabel levitated off the ground while her whole body was glowing dark green while Steven was unaffected by this show of power.
Mabel: YOU LITTLE HYBRID FREAK, I'LL SHOW YOU SUFFERING!
Steven: Tell me, is your signal buffering?
Mabel: I'LL DESTORY YOU!
In her rage Mabel blasted the keyboard and destroyed all but one of the monitors, and on it, the image that showed Mabel was gone and all that showed now was Steven.
Steven: I'm afraid you've lost your signal.
Soon Steven sat up from his thorn as the image now shows move of his control center. To his left Spinel stands with a wide wicked grin, and to his right one of his Crystal Golems stands at the ready on its master's command while the hybrid himself starts to glow yellow and his hands become electrified.
Steven: Let's begin, I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone, tune on in.
When I'm done, your status quo will know its race is run.
Oh, this will be fun.
Steven laughed manically as the broadcast ended leaving Mabel on her knees in the middle of the room that now looked like a tornado went through here, as she started at the black screen all she can say right now is…
"DAMN!"
Grenda, Candy and Waddles came out behind the couch and towards their leader.
"Well, looks like we got some competition," Grenda remarked.
"And it seems he's got new allies," stated Candy as Waddles rubbed his large head against his mistress. "And perhaps even more powerful?"
"And the worst part is," Mabel started as she wraps both arms around her monster boar's neck as her maskara is ruined due to her tears.
"HE'S STILL HOT!"
The End.
Author's Note: PHEW! Glad I finished it in time. I thought for a moment this would come out after Halloween, but thankfully I finished it right on the day!
Now with November coming up I can do any other songs, even other villain songs, just keep the idea train a coming and I'll do my best.
Till then I hope everyone has a Happy Halloween!