Retaliation Against The Coon

By Shadowgate

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It had been four years since she was attacked at an airport.

What did she do to provoke the attack? She asked the Coon about one of his friends Mintberry Crunch.

Now she was determined to strike back at the Coon. Why was his ego so high that he just acted out whenever? As far as she was concerned his ego was certainly high but his character low.

Marilyn Alexander Wright and her parents moved to South Park. Her parents were in full support of her finding the Coon and beating him up since she'd grown stronger. She was now 10 years old and had taken karate lessons for the past three years.

Her advantage was that the Coon would have no idea she had come to South Park to seek revenge for the attack at the airport.

After she and her parents had moved into South Park she waited a week before she'd go out at night dressed in a costume. This way she could settle in with a new school and a new neighborhood. But now that week has past and she was ready to take on the night.

She'd be known as She Vengeance.

Her goal was revenge and the scars on her face among other things motivated her.

She wanted the Coon to suffer.

Upon her first night she saw two boys in costume. One was in a very dark costume the other had a tool belt on.

She quickly moved to confront them.

"Where is the Coon?" She asked.

She had their attention.

Inside Cartman's house things were anything but pleasant. Cartman had been depressed for months. His mom was back to her job as a whore and she was smoking the crack pipe.

Everything Cartman saw was shitty. He hated music and television shows that he once loved. Life looked like pure shit.

He turned on the television and saw Terrance and Phillip.

"Oh shit I have seen every fucking episode."

Cartman changed the channel and saw Sesame Street.

The narrator says "this episode of Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters 'STFU' and the number 13."

Cartman shouted aloud "turning 13 sucked."

Cartman continues watching Sesame Street.

Elmo walks up to Big Bird and says "Big Bird you should shut the fuck up because you're an asshole today."

Big Bird says "that's a new world to me. How do you spell asshole?"

Elmo answers "a-s-s-h-o-l-e."

Cartman shut the television set off and went outside dressed as the Coon.

He walked into a McDonalds and he looked at his watch observing the time was 8PM.

He saw Wendy sitting inside.

He went up to her and said "Wendy I want to tell you how sorry I am for making fun of breast cancer back in the fourth grade. I know it's late but I just feel it's something I have to do."

Wendy was in shock.

The Coon ventured out into the middle of town.

Toolshed yelled "you better look out Coon!"

The Coon replied "I now know how you felt when you turned 10 and everything went to shit. I got these pain pills that my mom is no longer taking. I'm going to take them all and then jump from that four-story abandoned building over there."

Mysterion said "no don't, we won't allow you to do that."

Mysterion jumps in front of Cartman and blocks him off.

The Human Kite yelled "well someone wants to add more pain to your life."

A split second after that the Coon was kicked in the face.

After getting up off the ground with a bloody nose he hears a loud voice "your ego was off the charts!"

He looked up and when he saw a female superhero he shouted "who the fuck are you?"

The female superhero answered "I am She-Vengeance."

She-Vengeance then delivered a fierce punch knocking the Coon right back down.

"You're pathetic!" She-Vengeance stated and then scratched the Coon's face.

After that She-Vengeance said "all I wanted to know was what was Mint-Berry Crunch like? But you were just so arrogant you wouldn't even tell me."

All the sudden everyone notices someone up in the sky flying and when that person lands he reveals himself to be Mint-Berry Crunch.

She-Vengeance yells "Mint-Berry Crunch!" and she goes on to say "I got my revenge."

Toolshed said "well it's great you've come back to visit us Mint-Berry."

Mysterion said "I just snatched his pills. We'll get him help we're not going to let him commit suicide. We'll let him live on with his shitty pain."

THE END