"Blake, Scrungo." Neo called as they all stood atop the pile of rubble. Her eyes roamed the entire cave, the horde of Grimmified people, Team RWBY, Velvet and Coco all turned to them. A harsh smile creeped across the Grimmified Neopolitan. "You know what to do." Neo took a step forward as Fou rushed down the pile of rubble. "Non-lethal mode." Neo's Blake sighed in relief from her words, as if the thought of killing all these people would be something she couldn't do.
Fou rushed forward, orders in mind. His eyes locked onto Velvet's, and in a blink of the eye he was in front of her. A mass of Grimm covered her arm and moved like fluid, it changed into a sword that blocked Fou's Kanshou and Bakuya Overedge. His spectral blue arms lock their blades against one another. In a single moment, Fou let up on the pressure and sailed back wards through the air, flipping and unleashing a rain of Black Key's into the horde of people that rushed to get to him as he landed.
"RAIN OF KEYS!" Fou announced, the keys slamming into multiple shadows and freezing small pockets of people in their tracks before he landed. Velvet was on him in a moment's notice, Grimm Scythe in hand, and aiming to behind Fou's fluffy body. Mashu's shield materialized in a split second, tanking the shaft of the weapon as it planted itself into the ground.
"I'm going to enjoy dicing you into pieces!" Velvet seemed lost in her bloodlust, her face flush with madness as the blade of the Scythe bubbled. It was a split second decision that saved Fou the pain of being skewed like he was Dante. The mass of Grimm Fluid surged into hundreds of needles, all reaching to stab into Fou as he pushed off the ground away from them.
A manic grind spread across his face, "NUH UH!" he yelled, his magic surging from him and creating a blue aura around his tiny body. "FUCK YOU MEAN NUH UH!?" Velvet screamed back at him, her weapon flowed back into her hands, reforming into a great sword. Numerous weapons formed in the air around Fou, rippling golden pools of light behind them with blue electricity covering them as red lines formed in each weapon. They moved so fast that Velvet struggled to block each one as her great sword sliced through the air like butter.
"YOU HEARD ME, COCKBITE!" Velvet's face further twisted from madness to rage. "EXCUSE ME!?" She yelled, swiping her sword to deflect the waning rain of weapons away from her body and back into her surroundings. "YOU'RE EXCUSED, BECAUSE YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!" Fou yelled back at her, his smile threatening to break his mouth as Velvet's eyes widened. Her head whipped to the closed weapon, the red lines glowing brighter and brighter. "Ohhh, son of a BITCH!" The veritable field of weapons exploded, sending dust and debris all around as Velvet went flying. "VELVET GA SHINDA!" Fou roared, turning back to the incoming Horde of normal people that seemed to grow larger.
"VELVET!" Grimm Coco screamed, her split moment of distraction gave Blake the upper hand in her fight, allowing her to swiftly take the upper hand and advantage she had even further and push the Grimmified Huntress back even more. The horde moved to surround him from all sides, his eyes roamed back and forth, seeing all of them in every direction. "Ok," Instantly, the horde rush toward a smirking Fou, his eyes closed as his Magic Energy surged from his body once more.
Fou's body seemed to pulse Energy like a heart as a blue shell overtook his form like a Naruto Susanoo. The body seemed to solidify into a bulky Brazilian man, about 6ft in height, with long hair in a ponytail. Fou's eyes opened as an exo-suit solidified around the body, and the right arm became bulkier with what looked like a Cybernetic enhancement.
"Let's Dance!" Fou yelled as his newest weapon, Fortunate Destroyer, materialized into a waiting holster. He drew his blade and waited, yet the enemy just circled him like a pack of hungry wolves.
Fou's stance eased into relaxed calmness as he rested his blade against his shoulder, "I don't appreciate being ignored." Yet despite the seemingly annoyed tone of voice, a taunting smirk was left plastered on his face. "FUCKING KILL HIM, YOU IDIOTS!" Coco yelled, blocking Blake's weapon with her Grimmified minigun that growled as it tanked hit after hit. Heading her words, the horde rushed toward the seemingly wide open Fou as he inspected his blade.
"Prepare to get your asses beat by a Furry!" Fou yelled, his Kuchiku-kan gigliding through the air and severing the left forearm of the first to reach him. He turned sideways to let another rush by, his free hand grabbing Yukio and blasting the knee cap of the one thinking they could get a sneak attack off of his back. He practically danced through the horde of people, his sword slashed because they bleed. He dodged their attacks with flare, rolling forward, cartwheeling to the side, backflipping over them? He did it all.
"That the best you fuckballs can do?" He questioned, his Magic Body Double giving them the cheekiest smile known to mind kind from over his shoulder. With each swipe of his sword, the very air caught fire, cauterizing wounds as he cut off limbs. And then velvet, bloodied and battered, appeared from the air. Her heel going straight for his proverbial head. "YOU LAZY SACK OF FUCKING BULLSHIT." She screamed as she made impact, Fou's MBD reinforcing the blade with its other hand. "Okay, that's it," Fou seemed to be annoyed as he pushed her off of him, she flipped through the air and immediately charged after him after landing. Her Grimm weapon, covering her feet in claws and extra muscle, made her attacks far more damaging than before.
Fou moved, deflecting each and every kick and punch with the flat of his blade, swipe after swipe being dodge as Velvet sped up faster and faster with the help of her weapon. Sparks flew through the air with every clash as the blade hummed and hummed until it was vibrating at a high frequency, the red lightning and fire coating the blade helping to make the Grimm shy away from him. "If I didn't know any better, I would assume you picked up fighting just a couple of days ago!" She yelled, anger growing on the body double's face.
"TALK SHIT!" Fou yelled as he pushed her off of him, graining distance and allowing him to stealth his sword for a quick draw. They stood across from each other, the frozen bodies of the horde of people, Black Keys in just about every single shadow, some hitting multiple at once.
Velvet crouched, the Grimm fluid moving from her feet to her hand, a classic rapier ready to skewer him. They could hear the rest of the battles as they happened; the slamming of Grimm Yang's body hitting a wall, Ruby's Crescent Rose firing, Weiss and Blake fighting themselves.
Velvet kept her body low as she rushed, Fou didn't move at all, just smiled as he waited for her. Velvet was a step away from him when he made his move, his blade in hand and locked grinding against Velvet. "GET HIT!" He pushed her blade up and out of the way, surprise flashing in her eyes before they were forcefully shut with the butt of his Blade.
Her footing lost, she stepped back, leaving herself open. Spinning, Fou brought his sword forward, slamming into her rapier, The force of his blow forcing her to spin and leave herself open to have his blade slash across one of her eyes. She screamed in agony, the blood blinding her eye.
She stumbled back once more as Fou inspected his blade, "You… You… YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" She screamed as she stood back up, holding a hand over her cut eye. Fou's MBD face scrunched in anger, his sword tip planted into the ground for a second before he rushed forward, digging a divot into the ground as he sprinted toward her.
Taking his challenge as it was, her weapon transformed into a giant fuck off hammer as she rushed. "I AIN'T FUCK NO ONE'S MOTHER, I'M ARO-ACE BITCH!" Fou yelled, his sword on fire once more as he snapped her hammers shaft in half. His foot raised and slammed into her chest, sending her flying and landing on her back, gasping for air.
"VELVET" Coco yelled again, her own small horde of Grimm humans distracting Blake long enough for Coco to pepper Fou nicely… If she could hit a shot.
*BRRRRRRRRRRRT*
Quickly, he jumped to the side and ran, bullet after bullet impacting the ground behind him as he rushed Velvet once more. The gunfire stop shortly after, Blake screamed as she sliced through Coco's own Gimmified Gianduja.
Unfortunately for Velvet, she was metal with a brutal kick to the side of the face, snapping her head so fast she gained whiplash as she was sent flying into a building and destroyed its wall. He flourished his sword as he crouched, lining the blade with the Saya he slowly closed his blade with a satisfying *Click.*
Fou turned back to Blake, seeing she had it undercover, he left a thumbs up and slowly approached the building Velvet was now embedded in. "Yoo hoo!" He called, getting no response from the rubble, even going so far as to kick the hand that was sticking out.
His MBD smirked before it disappeared, allowing him to land on top of the rubble. "Thank you for the fight!" He exclaimed, joy and excitement the only two emotions his voice could portray as he pranced back and forth over the rubble and his victory.
"Fou... Fou... Fou... Fou... SNAP BACK TO REALITY" Fou flinched, his head whipping back forth. A pressure bore down on the scruff of his neck as he turned his eyes to Neo. He had been imagining an epic battle, full of witty remarks and trolling. With someone that could be considered a WORTHY opponent.
"Good, you're back. I thought you fuckin' checked out of reality." She seemed to grin as she reared her arm back. "Now, it's time to throw hands, I CHOOSE YOU! SCRUNGO THE MAGNIFICENT!" Neo stepped forward and threw him like she was Aroldis Chapman in 2010
His body spun like a torpedo, further adding speed to the already fast ball manoeuvre Neo had made. He seemed to move faster than any of the horde could react, it was an instant after being launched that he made first contact to his first victim.
Time seemed to slow down as a singular paw smashed into the face of a behemoth of a person who was standing 8'5" and weighing in at 600lbs. "Oooh that brother's floatiiing in the aiiiiir~" Neo sang as the man's body seemed to turn into a rag doll. "How could his hands do this~" The pure force from the blow sent the man up into the air and spun him as he flew back, his limbs seeming to dislocate before he slammed into the ground from the force of gravity.
"I was imagining such a cool fight sequence… But it seems you chuckle fucks can't give me a good fight!" Fou stood on his back paws, front paws raised in a boxer pose, as he experimentally threw a couple straights while jumping. "You killed Big Barry!" A smaller yet fat looking man yelled, "You bastard!" His friend standing behind him screamed.
The battlefield paused for a moment as the rest of the horde glanced at the duo, "Okay, and?" Fou seemed genuinely confused. The tension in the air grew as the horde returned their eyes back upon him. "FUCKING KILL HIM!" Someone screamed, unleashing the horde against Fou. "Alright, THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR, BITCH!" Fou dash forward, curling in on himself and turning into a ball. His body seemed to shutter as green softly glowed from his back.
There wasn't even a fight this time, Fou moved too fast for any of the horde to react as he moved around at the speed of sound. His fur seemed to change to a deadly weapon when it sliced off and cauterized limbs while he rolled through the arms and legs of the Horde. A dark smile spread across his face as he stopped in the middle of a crowd, his Time Alter working harder than ever to stop time.
In an instant, his fur extending, turning into hundreds of needles that skewered his enemy's arms and legs yet seemed to always miss the major blood arteries. In a split second he was back on the move and throwing hands at the enemy, his tiny body eliciting cries of joy from Tearwyn as he sent Men, Women, and Children flying with his hands.
He bounced from target to target and beat them into submission, whether that was by chopping a limb off or pummelling their head into dream town, all of them were ended by his paws