Chapter 4: Miserable Fun (3/4)
Needless to say, neither Joshua or Michael wanted to walk all the way to the Mayor's office. So they decided to grab the first car they could find. An Honda CR-V , not exactly their first choice but it beats walking.
"I don't know what this is about, but I don't like it." Joshua spoke up as he sat on the passenger's seat. "First an Unnameable's spawn appears out of nowhere and now some creepy old guy on the phone tells us to go somewhere..." He inspected the assault rifle as he spoke. The fact that there has been a case of someone transforming in decades, plus the mysterious figure that stole their car alongside the guy calling him on his phone. All things made Joshua even more worried about the situation
His uncle was driving the car quietly while smoking another cigarette. "This is most likely some kind of trap, but we don't have any other leads and this might as well give us some answers."
Joshua loaded another magazine into the XM8 and said. "Agreed, but we still have to be careful." Because that Buff Skeleton might still be around and just by looking at it, they could tell that it was way more dangerous now. That Lanky Skeleton was a joke, it may have looked scary, but it had a painfully predictable and telegraphic pattern of attacks that could easily be avoided. But now, it not only looked ten times stronger, but it seemed to now have a matter of attacking reminiscences of a gorilla, which only made things more difficult due to it's large size.
As his uncle continued to drive around the town, Joshua could only look around and wonder if there was actually someone alive. If not, it was a damn shame that everyone was murdered in cold blood by whoever started this mess. Despite being a serial killer, Joshua detested the thought of innocent people dying for no reason. Every single person that Joshua ever killed, he killed for a reason. Not always a good reason, but there is always one.
Putting his head out of the window, he realized that the sun was going down. Making him realize that it was going to get dark soon and the prospect of fighting a roided up monster at night wasn't exactly appealing for him. Mostly because they didn't have the right weapons for it though.
A few turns more and they arrived at the Mayor's office. "What the fuck?" And the moment their gazes were on the building, they realized that there was something really wrong with it.
While the building itself was basically what you'll expect a Mayor's office to look like. The entire building seemed to be covered in something that somewhat resembles veins, but it was crimson colored and it was pulsating Causing both uncle and nephew to look at each other, not even needing words to communicate what they were both thinking at that moment.
"Either there is another monster there or whatever the hell turned that poor guy into a monster." Joshua was quick to present his assumption.
"Both are equally bad, but we don't really have any meaning to find out without going inside." Michael pointed out the unfortunate fact. "That guy on the phone clearly knows what is happening since he was the one that sends us here."
"We could just set it on fire and hope for the best." Because the prospect of entering a building covered in something that 's pulsating wasn't exactly appealing to him.
"We could do that, but we would probably be left without answers which is the main reason why we are here." Michael was quick to shut that idea down.
Joshua sighed. "This could be a trap though."
"I'm almost completely certain that it is a trap, but..." Michael seemed confident that they could handle it.
"Alright." If his uncle thought they could do it, it was good enough for Joshua.
The two of them stepped out of the car with the XM8s at hand. Looking at the building from afar before slowly approaching. "Ew..." Joshua covered his nose since the place smelled awful. It smells worse than a rotting corpse... Which was something that was very hard to top.
Closing in on the building, they realized up close that whatever was covering the building, seemed to be spreading. As Joshua got near the entrance, he realized that the floor which was covered in it, was slowly moving in and covering it.
Both noticed that and took a step back. With Joshua deciding to test something, by removing his uncle's tie and tossing it on the floor, right in front of the spreading veins.
"Shit..." Only to watch as the tie gets covered by it.
"I don't think touching it is a good idea." Joshua spoke as they stepped away from it.
"Hmmm..." Michael obviously agreed with him. Before he suddenly raised his XM8 and began to fire at the mess in Semi-Auto.
As soon as the bullet hit it, the moss began to tremble and retreat. Giving them the awful information that it was actually alive.
"I'm gonna go look for something flammable." And Joshua decided right away to set it on fire.
"Go on ahead." Michael agreed with his plan.
Joshua was able to search the buildings near the Mayor's office, where he was able to find a few items to start a fire. Basically he just grabbed a bunch of glass bottles and filled them up with rubbing alcohol and kerosene in order to create several Molotov cocktails.
"Simple, yet effective." Michael spoke as he held one in his hand.
"If it works..." Joshua added as he pulled out his lighter and lighted one of them.
Unceremoniously, the boy with emo hair threw the Molotov cocktail into the veins that were covering the Mayor's office. Only for the veins to retreat seconds before it collided with it. Not a small part of it, but all of it retreating into the building in a matter of seconds. Making them realize that whatever that was, it was coming from something that was inside.
"Is this supposed to be the part where we stupidly go inside and get caught by surprise by a monster?" Joshua sarcastically pointed out what usually happens in this kind of situation.
"No... This is supposed to be the part where we actually burn the entire place to the ground and hope that whatever is inside dies so we can get this over with." Michael sarcastically replied to his uncle as he watched too many horror movies to know the stupidest thing to do in this kind of situation.
"Yeah..." Joshua grabbed another Molotov cocktail from the ground and prepared to toss it at one of the windows.
"Watch out!" Only for him to stop seconds before because something just wrapped itself around his right arm.
Moving his mismatched eyes and realized that the same veins that were covering the building just mixed together and created a large tentacle that just shot out of the front door and grabbed his arm. "Oh shit!" Was the only thing he could say at the moment, before a tentacle made of veins pulled him, causing him to drop the Molotov cocktail on the ground. "Ah help!" Joshua yelled as he fell on the ground and was dragged towards the inside of the Mayor's office.
"Bloody hell!" Michael attempted to aim the XM8 and fire at it. But before he could pull the trigger, another tentacle bursted out of one of the windows and charged at him. Forcing Michael to jump out of the way and open fire at the other tentacle.
" While that happened, Joshua was dragged into the Mayor's Office. "Let go!" The boy was trying to reach his Colt Python with his left hand, but it was quite difficult since it was on a shoulder holster on the left side. "AH!" And the tentacle was squeezing his forearm very tightly and it was definitely going to break if it put any more pressure.
The gunshots from his uncle could be heard by him, but he was too busy trying to break free to worry about him now. "Mmm!" Eventually, it dragged him all the way to a staircase, with the steps hurting him as he got violently pulled towards the floor above. "Fuck off!" Once he reached the top however, Joshua was finally able to pull his Colt Python off his holster. Which he pressed on the tentacle made of veins and pulled the trigger.
The .357 Magnum visibly did some damage as blood began to leak out of the hole he made, causing it to loosen up a bit, allowing Joshua to yank his hand away from it. However, as he tried to crawl back to create some distance, it rapidly wrapped itself around his legs, practically tying both of his arms together. "AAHH!" Very tightly, before it harshly pulled him into one of the rooms causing him to drop his revolver. " Der'mo!" Joshua cursed as he searched the room for any way to break free. Only to realize that the tentacle was actually dragging him towards a big hole that was on the floor.
All it took was a single look at it for him to realize that whatever that tentacle made of veins belonged to, was down there and he was about to fall inside of it unarmed. "Hell no!" Joshua yelled as he proceeded to do the only thing that came to mind, which was violently punch the hole that he made when he fired his Colt Python at it.
He punched over and over and over and over again, with blood gushing from it each time his fist connected with it. After five punches, the tentacle loosened up on his legs, allowing him to unwrap it and finally break free.
Standing up right away and stepping back, Joshua watched as the tentacle retreated into the hole, leaving a trail of blood on the floor.
"Mmmm..." He grunted as he actually felt a lot of pain in his forearm. It's not broken, but- While he was trying to analyze his wound, his gaze was immediately called back to the hole. "Oh fuck!" Where he saw the same veins that were covering the building earlier emerging from it and covering everything around it.
Forcing him to immediately run back from where he involuntarily came in order to get away. Running back to the same staircase, where he dropped his Colt Python and immediately retrieved it from the floor as the veins began to spread around everything . With him jumping down the stairs and sprinting out of there as soon as his feet touched the floor.
However, as he attempted to ran towards the exit. The veins rapidly spread themselves in the ceiling, blocking the exit.
Joshua attempt to fire at it, but it was no use as the bullets just went through and made small holes in it that quickly closed themselves.
Shit, what now? Joshua thought as he was forced to stop and step back as the veins began to spread themselves on the floor as well.
Looking around for any other way out, but he couldn't see any as the entire room was engulfed by the veins, taking all of the light away with it. Slowly closing in, and about to engulf him as well.
But.
Three inches away from engulfing Joshua completely. The entrance was reopen and he could see light coming from outside.
Because his uncle has tossed a Molotov cocktail into the veins that were blocking the entrance.
"Hurry!" His uncle yelled. "Get out of there!" Before lighting another Molotov cocktail and throwing inside, with the flames spreading right in front of him and burning the veins.
Joshua didn't need it to hear it twice. So he quickly rushed towards the entrance. Jumping over the flames and quickly rushing towards the outside where his uncle was standing with another Molotov cocktail at hand.
"Are you okay?" His uncle asked.
"My forearm hurts but I don't think it broke." Joshua informed him as he grabbed the last Molotov cocktail that he made from his uncle's hand
Joshua then stepped back to aim at one of the windows upstairs, specifically, the one where that large hole that he was almost dragged into it was located. Which also happened to be the one where the other tentacle came out of it.
Throwing with great precision, Joshua watched as the room was set on fire.
Looking back at the entrance, he realized that the veins began to retreat, obviously back to that hole inside of the building.
"That tentacle was dragging me into a hole inside of that room." He pointed at the window where the flames were visible. "Whatever those veins belong to, is definitely inside of it."
"Another monster... " Just by looking at his uncle's face, Joshua could tell that he was worried.
"Apparently." Joshua watched as the flames began to spread. "Whatever it is, we still have no idea wh-" As Joshua tried to point out the fact that they were still clueless about how all of this occured.
Something horrible interrupted him.
"RRAAAAAAHHHHHH!" The "something" was the sound of the Buff Skeleton.
With both nephew and uncle watching in horror as they heard the loud poundings of it's steps and watched as it jumped into the roof of the Mayor's office.
"You gotta be kidding me!" Joshua yelled out loud as he saw the Buff Skeleton up close.
It turns out that it looks completely different than what he actually saw earlier due to the fact that he was seeing it up close now.
It's body was way less insectoid like and more bestial now. It's entire body seemed to be composed of random body parts from the remains from the bodies on the street that fused themselves with, since Joshua could actually see that it's arms were composed of several arms and hands fused together. It's legs were several legs and feets. Its ribs were basically several ribs connected together by three different spinal cords. And it's heads are a bunch of skulls fused together in a misshapen matter that gave the appearance of a helmet now instead of a human skull.
The two of them only looked at it as it simply stood there, looking at the two with it's several empty eye sockets for the eyes.
Until.
It slammed one of it's arms into the rooftop. Burying his arm into the Mayor's office.
"That can't be good." Michael commented.
Because a second after it slammed it's fist through the roof. The same veins that attacked them, began to engulf the Buff Skeleton completely. Slowly covering it's entire body with the pulsating veins.
Both of them looked at one another and silently agreed that it was time to get back in the car. Since as soon as the veins engulfed it's body, it began to actually take shape. Like muscle was actually forming itself from those veins, covering the skeleton completely.
Michael and Joshua quickly ran and reentered the car.
So Michael immediately hit the gas and accelerated away from the area in order to at least try to get away from that monster. With the boy with emo hair sparing one final look at the creature and seeing that the Buff Skeleton was turning into yet another monster. A monster that they did not want to be around to see.
Once a considerable distance between themselves and the monster was created. Joshua was surprised by his phone ringing, with the boy immediately pulling out his phone and checking, realizing that it was the same number from earlier. "Who the hell are you?!" That was his initial question as he answered the call and put the phone on speaker.
"Someone that was trying to avoid what just happened." The same man from before answered his question.
"If you actually wanted to avoid that shit, you should have just told us what the fuck was inside the damn building before sending us there, jackass!" Joshua was quick to reprimand the man for that. If they knew there was a monster there, they could have prepared themselves better and maybe taken the monster out before the Buff Skeleton showed up.
"What was it anyway?" Michael asked despite the fact that it didn't matter now.
Suddenly, the man hangs up on him. "What?" With Joshua reacting accordingly to it. But a few seconds later, a message appeared on his phone. It was a video that the man probably sent him.
Wasting no time, he played the video to see what it was about.
The video showed the image of a naked middle aged woman, sitting in a dark corner with only a small light illuminating her. It stayed like that for about a minute. Until something really awful happened. Slowly, the woman's skin began to crack, like a porcelain doll breaking. After a few seconds, pieces of it began to fall off like glass breaking it, and as her skin slowly fell on the floor. Her insides became visible, with the muscle and fat of her body becoming visible. After what seemed like an eternity, all of her skin fell off, leaving a skinless woman in place. The woman didn't move at all despite clearly being alive and conscious due to her eyes moving and the fact that she was breathing. And then, the thing that he was already half expecting happened. Which were the veins bursting out of her body and proceeding to cover the entire room in a rapid speed.
"That woman was Sabrina Fletcher." Michael spoke as soon as the video ended.
Joshua sighed and rubbed his eyes in frustration. The wife of the guy that turned into the Skeleton monster. By the looks of it, this was intentional and those two were nothing more than guinea pigs. "There is no way this wasn't done on purpose by someone."
His uncle opened his mouth to reply, but before he could, his phone began ringing again.
"Are you going to speak sense now or do you plan on saying more cryptic rubbish?" Joshua bluntly asked the man since he wasn't in the mood of doing that.
"Not at all, I actually think that it's better if we speak in person." Thankfully, the man seemed to want to speak properly now.
"I doubt it, since you just sent us to a death trap just now and I have no reason to actually believe you." Joshua wasn't going to simply go meet up with some guy that mysteriously knows more about the situation than they do. "But to give the benefit of the doubt, how about you give me your name and then I can think whether we should meet up with you or not." Because they were completely clueless about it and he might be willing to give the benefit of the doubt if he actually told him who the hell he is.
"As I already said, you already know who I am." The man once again declared that. "And considering the kind of relationship that you have with my daughter, I suggest you mind your tone."
"Your daughter?" Joshua was confused.
"My least favorite one, but I think we can agree that no father enjoys hearing someone calling their own flesh and blood, Doggy." The man clarified what he meant.
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"Are you Steiner Land?" Joshua already knew the answer but he wanted confirmation.
"You took your sweet time to figure it out." The man confirmed, it turns out that the one speaking to him on the phone, was Angela's father.
"Are you a part of the Organization? That part was obvious, but he wanted confirmation.
"About the same rank as your father." Michael, who was quiet so far, finally spoke up. "You were the one that requested that I came here to investigate."
"I will speak no further, either come and meet me in person or deal with the consequences of disobeying direct orders from your superiors." The man finally seemed to have lost his patience and demanded that they come to him immediately.
"Fine." Joshua was still reluctant, but decided to accept. "Where?"
"Outside of the town, the Containment Squad will enter as soon as the two of you leave." The man responded.
"The Containment Squad is already here and you decided to send us straight into the monster with no support?" Michael was clearly not happy with that information.
"No, the Containment Squad arrived after my previous phone call and I didn't think it would be beneficial to send them in yet." Steiner gave a sloopy excuse, but it didn't matter.
"Just send them in already, because- Holy fuck!" Joshua looked back and realized that whatever that Buff Skeleton was transforming into, it was done.
Because from afar, Joshua could see that the monster wasn't a skeleton anymore, but a monster with flesh and it had features now. Now, it looked like a giant and misshapen monster, made of several human parts that seemed to have been regenerated by the veins that were engulfed. And the body part that stood out the most, was the head that was covered with several different human heads. That was looking directly at them.
That caused his uncle to go even faster, but it didn't move from the spot. It just stood there, looking as they drove away.
"Oh, what?" Driving as fast as they could, they eventually reached the town's entrance which they came from and to their surprise. There was practically military style blockage, which begs the question. "Now?" Why didn't they do that earlier?
As they approached, several armed vehicles passed by them. Were they waiting for us to get here? While there is a massive monster made of human parts inside of the town? Joshua asked himself as he watched the vehicles go into the town.
It only took them a minute to finally arrive at the blockage. Where several of the Organization's agents approached the vehicle.
"Exit the vehicle." One of the agents, armed with a XM8, ordered the duo.
Neither were in the mood for that, but they complied anyway. Stepping out of the car, the Agent then inspected the vehicle before entering and driving backwards with it. Once it was far enough, he exited and threw a grenade inside of it. An incendiary grenade since the car was engulfed in flames a few seconds later right away.
"This way, please." Another Agent approached the two of them.
Both of them followed the Agent, with Michael handing his XM8 over to another.
Passing by several other Agents that seemed to be preparing the tools and equipment that they would use to contain that monster.
After a short walk, they created a considerable distance between themselves and the Agents. Joshua opened his mouth to ask what they were supposed to do. But quickly closed again when he noticed something.
Which was the sound of a helicopter coming their way. "Okay... What the hell was this all about anyway?" Joshua decided to ask his uncle as he watched the helicopter approach them. "They obviously know what is going on , so what was all of this shit anyway?'"
"I have no idea." Michael admitted. "To my knowledge, we were supposed to investigate what might have caused Mr. Fletcher's transformation, but by the looks of it..." He was clearly curious about it like Joshua. But then he sighed, indicating that he had an idea.
"What?" Joshua wanted to know.
"I am half-certain that all of this was a test." Michael presented his theory to his nephew.
"Didn't you say that they asked you to choose one of the seven for it..." Joshua realized what he meant. "They knew that you would specifically pick me because of the others' guts."
"Exactly." Michael was visibly not pleased by that.
"Well... Whatever the test was, I'm pretty sure that I failed." If his uncle was right, then there is no way that could be considered a success.
"We'll see..."
The helicopter reached them and sent them a rope for them to climb up.
I'm happy that my birthday was yesterday, because this is not how I would want to spend it. Especially considering the wonderful threesome that he had as a birthday gift from his girlfriends.
Currently, Joshua was sitting inside of a helicopter with his uncle, being taken somewhere that they don't know about. Though, he had a suspicion that they were simply taking them back to Stranding Haven in order to meet with Steiner Land.
In truth, Joshua was surprised that he was a member of the Organization. He thought he was only some regular rich asshole, but if he is the same rank as Joshua's father, that meant that he was a big shot. And to think that his daughter actually calls me "Master" makes this a little awkward.
The night has arrived and it would take a while to get there. "Sssss..." And now that he has relaxed, he realized that his forearm hurts. So he rolled up the sleeve to check. His arm was bruised and swollen, his bones are denser than normal bones which was probably the only reason why it didn't break with the pressure.
"It doesn't look too bad, but it's still bad." His uncle was quick to point out as he inspected.
"It would have been much worse if it broke though." Joshua was quick to say it.
"True." His uncle reached for a first aid kit that was inside the helicopter. Where he grabbed a cold compress. "Though, things would have turned out differently if we had the right equipment and information."
"Obviously." If they knew what they were actually dealing with. They would have grabbed the right weapons and equipment for it. "But why exactly didn't we do that before entering the town?"
"Because we were there to investigate, that skeleton monster appearing when it did wasn't something that we could have predicted." Originally, they were just supposed to investigate the cause of the transformation and hunt down the monster. The monster suddenly appearing in that hospital was indeed not something that they were expecting, especially with it's size.
"Yeah, and most of the town's population being dead also added to it." They actually were planning on keeping a low profile and investigating the place, but with everyone already dead upon their arrival.
Michael applied the cold compress in his injury before continuing. "Look, I don't know what this meeting is going to be about, so you better let me do most of the talking just in case." His uncle was quick to instruct him.
"Or, I could just skip this meeting altogether and just go home." Because all he wanted to do was eat an entire pot of white chocolate ice cream and go to sleep.
"I don't recommend it." Since this meeting was clearly about him.
Joshua sighed in annoyance, mostly because he knew that he was right. As he removed the cold compress from his forearm for a second, Joshua pulled out his cellphone and snapped a picture of his wound. Before texting to his friends.
Joshua: Very shitty day... (Puts the picture of his forearm.)
Erika: Oh my god!
Terrence: Shit, that's gotta hurt.
Jun: Wait, are you inside of a helicopter?
Lydia: WTF happened?!
Angela: My father told me to come over because he is expecting you.
Joshua: Considering that this was your father's fault...
Terrence: Wait, isn't her father, Steiner Land. The rich hot shot.
Lydia: Just WTF were you even doing?
Joshua: I'll tell you when I get home.
Or, I'll make up some half-truth story since I can't exactly reveal what really went on. He thought sadly.
Joshua: I just wanted to ask, are you guys up to hanging out together when I get back? And that includes Jun and Angela.
Lydia: Finally, about time we meet these two properly.
Jun: Ummm... Sure, I guess.
Angela: Yes.
Joshua: Great, I'll text you all when I get home.
Erika: Okay.
Lydia: Sure.
Terrence: Cool.
Jun: Alright.
Angela: Yes.
"You made yourself some interesting friends." Michael commented as he pressed the cold compress in his injury.
"Yeah... One of the only things I hate about constantly being on the move was that I couldn't really make friends because I would have to move away eventually." Despite liking the constant change of scenery, that was one of the things he really disliked. "And I personally hope that this meeting doesn't make things complicated for me, because I happen to enjoy my "normal life" as it is and I don't want it getting affected by the Organizations ploys."
"I am sorry to tell you but... If Steiner Land is aware of... Whatever the hell is going on between you and his daughter..." That means that they have been observing him for a while.
"I kind of indirectly killed his ex-wife for pimping out their daughter." Joshua revealed to him.
"I don't think he cares about that." Michael could only guess, but Joshua kind of expects the same.
The boy with emo hair, could only sight as he looked at the night sky, wondering what the hell was going to happen next. Having more questions than answers was not something that Joshua Belmont Reese enjoyed. Who was that person that stole their car and set those dead bodies on fire? How did Mr. and Mrs. Fletcher became Unnameable's Spawns? What does Steiner Land wants with them? And why does he has a feeling that things are about to get so much worse?
"Uncle Michael?" Joshua called him.
"Yes, Baby Boy?" Michael replied.
"Am I screwed?" Joshua asked.
"Probably." His uncle didn't even tried to hide it. "But we can deal with."
The boy sighed before resting his head on his uncle's shoulder.
Q AND A:
Always nice to get a new chapter
Fun fight with the skeleton man
Didn't even blink an eye at Joshua being a confirmed cannibal even if eating people was to his taste least he's dislikes fish more than it haha
Since I think Jackels have way to a bad rep hope Joshua didn't shoot to many of them when he was killing time in Egypt
Hope the Skeleton did get crushed by the hospital and it's gone now
Thinking about it kinda off the masked Irishman would call Joshua over his uncle the full grown adult standing right there haha
In future supernatural missions then what I hope we get is the monster popping out and Joshua just instantly kills it and just says right that's my job done laters
Do like the fact that now there's a very high chance that on the way back home Joshua will message ahead to Lydia, Erika, Angela and Jun to go to his place so they can get up to some degenerate fun
Well maybe Lydia and Angela know they are going to have some of that kinda fun for certain Erika and Jun are just really really hoping they have that kind of fun and Jun and Erika would get near as horny as Joshua and Lydia are when Joshua starts ordering Angela to do things with well all of them
Be a nice reward after all after dealing with the present bullshit haha
I'm glad to hear it.
That was easy, the second fight won't be as easy.
Joshua once eat human flesh a few times for reasons that are never going to be revealed.
He was hunting them for sport.
Nope, it just morphed into something much worse.
The one in the mask is someone else entirely. The Irishman is actually Angela's father.
That is kind of his approach to it.
Just regular fun, though, Joshua won't skip the chance for degenerate fun if it appears.
Maybe...
That's what Joshua is thinking.
Answering another review:
Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss wise
Always appreciate a preview for it
Nice getting a full description of Abels look and again very happy with the fact Evanthos takes more after Lilith in terms of his appearance oh and while I think of it while Red and white is the colour scheme of his main outfit I do hope he has a nice dark purple colour scheme outfit to and maybe a outfit that has some red, white and dark purple
Definitely get the sense from the little bit of intimacy we saw that Evanthos is very much a Dom that makes all his other partners subs even if they normally are Dom's themselves haha but feel like Abel was always a sub anyway haha
For a modification to the scene can it be noted Abel has had physical intimacy since he last saw Evanthos from his wife Aclima who again I hope is very much a pawg bunny girl and she like Abel was going out with Evanthos and of course he was fucking the two of them together and speaking of her hope the other modification is that she walks in with Charlie and Vaggie with both the husband and wife duo sneaking down to hell to see Evanthos
Haha glad you liked the ideas about the last preview and if Seviathan was able to score a date with Charlie can understand why Evanthos is eager to castrate him haha he could also thinking about it say alongside going Seviathan the honour of getting castrated in a formal duel due to his family being friends of his he could also mention Helsa wouldn't bitch if he dealt with her brother in a formal proper manner haha
I still find it weird that Evanthos would again very much know what the Vees are like and so would know they'd broadcast a record breaking attempt and so all those drone cameras wouldn't just be so Vox alone can see all the angles even if Evanthos was just focused on getting the IMP gang again he knows Vox and Val he would know and expect that if those two could broadcast something they'd broadcast it haha
Plus even after freeing the gang and grabbing Loona and Millie to go have sex with in Loonas room hopefully with Sallie May to haha chances are he'd hear a ruckus outside of people celebrating and he'd quickly put two and two together and figure out oh guess people saw me and know I'm back great now back to fucking two imps and a hellhound haha
Oh and before he darts off to have fun with Loona and Millie and maybe hopefully Sallie May Evanthos turns to and shocked Blitz and says him best you crash at Moxs tonight
Also when Lucifer does kick down the door the next morning hope Evanthos says something along the lines of hey dad sorry know I should have called you first but as you can see with a gesture to his blissful bedmates I had a good reason for getting side tracked haha
I'm also glad his living situation will be either the couch at the office or a still very nice mansion that while still very fancy and opulent isn't in the top 10 most luxurious and fancy residence Evanthos owns
Thinking about it after Evanthos does save the imp team and takes Loona and Millie for some fun he could take them back to his main palace for the first time
For that second fight with Michael could it go like this Michael alone charges headlong down to hell and he's flying straight to the hotel only for Evanthos to come out of no where and grab him by the throat and he throws his ass plummeting into the ground and then before Michael even gets up that's when everyone else turns up to stop the fight
So got a suggestion I know back along I said when it came to Evanthos work ie his business and keeping the various denzins of Hell in check and in line when Evanthos went away all that stuff would be handled by his friends like Rosie, Asmodeus and Bee I've got a much better suggestion now the running of all that was handed over to his Vice President/Assistant/Chief of Security/One of his first lovers a woman called Lucifuge
Who is Lucifuge well a Oc of course haha but the idea for her is she'd be a lilac and pink furred Lioness demon a hell born of course and a noble at that she would be considered part of the Goteia where she is ranked as a King so the same rank as Stolas dad Paimon and power wise she'd be akin to the seven sins
But she from the moment of her creation decided to dedicate herself solely to Evanthos so when Evanthos disappeared from the public view Lucifuge as his assistant and Vice President assumed control of well everything and took on Evanthos role of keeping the Goetia and some Overlords in line and making sure the royal family was respected this is all helped by her being very much feared in her own right
Lucifuge would be fine with this because she enjoys her work and always knew Evanthos would return eventually and besides like I suggested she knows where Evanthos is anyway and what he's up to she's just respecting her princes wishes while still serving him as best she can while also very much looking forward to when she can get some Evanthos loving to haha
But yeah essentially Lucifuge would keep things running nearly as smoothly as Evanthos did himself while he's away
I'm glad you like it.
After he defeats Michael, he might chance his wardrobe.
Evanthos doesn't do bottom, and that is all I'm going to say.
Let me make something clear here. The main problem that Abel has to face is the fact that Heaven practically treats him like a religious figure. They basically treat him like a saint, and basically he is supposed to be a symbol of purity and virtue. Meaning that they kind of make sure that Abel can't really do anything that is considered sinful. Including sex, with his wife being the one that makes him the most miserable as she controls what he eats, what he listens to, what he sees and basically forces him into a chaste marriage when they can't sleep together despite being married. Everyone being so stuck-up in this belief that Abel is a saint that can't sin, it causes everyone to believe that Evanthos was the one that corrupted him by forcing him into sinful acts. In reality, Abel wanted to do those things and the reason he is so in love with Lu Lu is because he can let loose and be himself around him, while Lu Lu gives him genuine love and affection without expecting anything in return.
Michael's obsession with Abel is basically that, to be completely honest. He is obsessed with the idealized version of Abel that everyone in Heaven believe him to be and his hatred towards Evanthos is mostly about the fact that he shattered the false image that everyone had of Abel.
Helsa is head over heels for Evanthos, but Charlie is one-hundred percent against it and she does everything to keep her away from her beloved brother.
His thought process was basically, once they started to lose they would probably cut the broadcast to avoid embarrassment. He genuinely didn't expect Vox to continue to showcase their humiliating defeat at his hands.
Hahaha...
Important information: The real reason why Evan really lost the first fight, was because they fought in Heaven, which his powers are weakened since Evan's can't really use his blue fire there, which is his main weapon.
I was actually planning on giving those positions to Cain (Abel's brother.) As in here, he was the first ever Sinner to arrive in Hell. (Minor Spoiler: His reasoning for killing Abel, was because Cain is a animal lover and the lamb that Abel sacrificed was actually his pet, which send him a murderous rage.)
Also... One more preview: (Side Note: Imagine Michael with Claude Frollo's voice for immersion purposes.)
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Lu Lu simply stood there, looking at him in deep disgust.
Michael, his technical uncle, was standing there with the same feverish look of fury that he had last time. Evanthos realized some strange differences in his appearance. His once beautiful platinum hair seemed to have receded, leaving a painfully noticeable receding hairline. His once smooth and beautiful face was now gaunt with several lines of aging showing. His once powerful body was now strangely flaccid and frail looking . But what stood out the most was his wings, who's feathers appeared to have been falling off.
Overall, Evanthos liked the new look. Because Michael's disgusting resemblance to Lucifer deeply bothered Lu Lu, but now, Michael's looks match his awful personality.
"Of all the despicable mistakes that my brother made, you were certainly the biggest one, Evan." Michael spoke as he descended the stairs, approaching the Antichrist menacingly.
"And the dumbest mistake you ever made was showing your ugly face here." Evanthos rebuffed while taking a step forward. "I don't know if you are aware of this but..." He conjured a blue fireball with his left hand. "Last time we fought was in heaven, where most of my powers were weakened." Before he disappeared in a puff of blue fire and reappeared right on top of the stairs behind Michael. "But now you are inside of my turf, and I don't like trespassers." He declared as he was about to attack him.
"Woah! Woah! Woah!" However, before the two of them could have an epic clash that would destroy everything around them. Charlie stepped forward from the bottom of the stairs and spoke. "What is going on here?!"
"I'm about to kick our least favorite uncle's ass." Evanthos was quick to answer.
"Our least... What?!" Charlie was shocked by the revelation, but she was ignored by the two of them.
"You just had to get near him again." Michael spoke after he turned around. "It isn't bad enough that you corrupted him once but you have to make him indulge in your sinful debauchery!"
"Spoiler alert; I didn't force him to do anything, it's not my fault that Abel can't stand you self-righteous hypocrites and prefers to be with me." Lu Lu made that part clear.
"Silence!" Michael ordered him.
"To be fair, everyone that ever had the misfortune of living with Adam seems to have a weakness for what a Morningstar has to offer." Evanthos refused to stop talking. "But... I guess your problem is the fact that you didn't get to be the one that made that offer to Abel."
"What?!" Michael seemed shocked with the accusation.
"Oh please, you didn't do all of this shit for Heaven's, Adam's or even Abel's sake." That part has always been clear to him. "You did that shit because you wanted Abel for yourself and are just mad because the stick of holiness that you have all the way up your ass made you too afraid to go after what you heart desired and you just hate my guts because I was the one that actually got to be with him." Evanthos's father told him about Michael once and he told him that if there was ever someone that was afraid of committing any kind of sin, it was Michael. " You love to talk shit about daddy, but we both know that in reality, you are jealous that he actually did what he wanted to do independence of the consequences while you are too much of a wimp to actuall-"
The Antichrist's words finally achieved what he wanted, as Michael finally attacked him. Summoning his large Warhammer of judgment and swinging at Evanthos with full force.
Only for Evanthos's to actually disappear in a puff of blue fire and reappear behind him . Grabbing Michael from behind and teleporting himself and him to a safe distance away from the Hazbin Hotel.
"Lu Lu!" Charlie yelled in worry.
"RAH!" Michael let out a roar of rage as he pushed Evanthos away, with the Antichrist sliding on the ground, creating a considerable distance between the two.
"Round two, asshole!" Evanthos yelled as he clicked both of his fingers and summoned his Shotgun-Axe. Firing a barrage of shotgun shells in full auto at his uncle.
Michael flew up in order to avoid the gunfire. Before charging at Lu Lu with a rapid speed, slamming his Warhammer with full force. Only for him to disappear in a puff of blue fire and reappear behind him. Horizontally swinging the axe part of his weapon at him, but he jumped at the last second and launched a beam of heaven light that sent him flying backwards into a nearby tree.
"Oh no!" Charlie yelled as she reached the front entrance and saw Evanthos getting hit.
Michael immediately tried to retrieve his Warhammer, but as soon as he wrapped his hands around it. "I don't think so!" Lu Lu appeared in a puff of blue fire right on top of the hammer. Where he threw a front kick on Michael's face. Causing the angel to stumble backwards, with Evan once again disappearing and reappearing right in front of Michael and delivering a roundhouse kick into his head. Followed by a spinning kick and ending it with a big haymaker. Unfortunately, Michael catches his last punch.
"Did your father teach you this?" He informed him before throwing a headbutt into Evan's nose. Then he threw a straight punch right into Lu Lu's chest. Sending him flying away once again.
Only for Lu Lu to appear behind him. "No, he taught me this." Holding the Shotgun-Axe in his hand.
"AHHH!" It was the sound that Michael made when Lu Lu shot him in the back in full auto at point blank.
The shot was enough to create some distance between the two. But that distance worked in Michael's favor as he was able to retrieve his Warhammer.
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