"Last time, on the Ridonculous Race…" Don began

A montage as the camera showed and narrated the last episode's events; Emma jumping onto the windshield and front end of a taxi, teams picking tea leaves, with Jay scooping up the leaves with his basket, Crimson, Ennui and Loki getting past a bull, the Adversity Twins and Sisters on the train before trying to descend, Mickey and Kitty's accidental kiss. Then it showed the Ice Dancers claiming first place and the Sisters coming in last, along with Kitty's near confession.

"The competition heated up in more ways than one, from picking tea leaves under the boiling sun to making it through a tough train. The Twins are trying to hide the truth about Mickey and Kitty from Emma, but the older sister may not be convinced. In the end, ugh… The Ice Dancers claimed first, and Sisters came in last. Lucky for them it was a non elimination round, so Kitty can hide her secrets. For now at least."

The scene returned to the present, where Don stood at the train station.

"Who will come in last this week? It's certainly not me! Because this is… the Ridonculous Race."

Don flashed a smile for the camera.

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[after intro]

"Welcome back to Darjeeling, India, where yesterday's winners- Ice Dancers Josee and Jacques- are about to receive today's first tip."

Josee pressed the box, getting the tip.

She read, "We're going to Argentina!"

"Ah yes!" Jacques cheered. "I always wanted to go there!"

A montage began, showing off the next country; showing off a monument, a football stadium, a stage in an auditorium, a white tablecloth with tea on it, and a variety of meats.

"The capital of Argentina, Buenos Aires, is a world class city, famous for its love of football, theater, tea and delicious red meats."

Don continued at the airport with his mouth full of meat while holding a thick steak in his hand. "Once teams land they'll find the Don Box at the airport with their next tip." He took another bite. "Mhm! Tasty!"

The Ice Dancers, Adversity Twins and Goths were all in taxis, with several statements all shown to be said at the same time.

"Drive!" Josee shrieked.

"Drive! Please!" Jay exclaimed.

"Drive. Now." Ennui stated flatly.

The taxis hastily drove off.

"Tips in hand, all three teams are racing to the airport to get seats on the next flight." Don narrated.

The Goths were shown in their taxi, Loki resting on Crimson's lap as they went forward.

"Argentina. It's a very vibrant country." Ennui remarked.

"Not our kind of place." Crimson began. "But we've been to worse ones."

"You're not wrong, my love."

Loki chattered in agreement.

"Where do you think the finale will be?" Crimson asked.

Ennui briefly thought to himself, "Hmm… Probably somewhere in the United States. Maybe Alaska?"

Meanwhile, the Twins were shown in their cab.

"We've done pretty well, but I'm afraid something might go wrong here…" Jay admitted.

"Don't say that. You might jinx us!" Mickey exclaimed.

"Sorry!"

"I'm worried too, but we're so close."

"I hope mom's proud of us."

"She definitely is."

The scene switched to the Ice Dancers cab.

"Faster!" Josee ordered. "If the other teams catch an earlier flight I'm going to do something bad! Very bad!"

"You know you can't crash airplanes with your mind, right?" Jacques asked.

"No Jacques, I don't know that, do you?!"

The taxi sped along before they arrived at the airport. The Ice Dancers and Sisters were in the back of the line for tickets, much to Josee's frustration.

"A line?!"

"Oh you've got to be kidding me!" Jacques complained.

The Adversity Twins were shown at the front counter.

"Could you give front row seats to the Sisters?" Mickey asked him.

"Sure thing. What about those two?" he gestured to the Ice Dancers.

"Just anywhere is fine."

The flight ticket coordinator smirked, for he had an idea.

"All of the teams are on the same flight! But one of those teams almost wishes that they weren't."

A woman in a Hawaian shirt was shown exiting the bathroom, with the Ice Dancers shown to be stuck in the very backseats.

"Oh come on!" Jacques complained as another passenger went up to use the bathroom. "How long is this flight to Buenos Aires?"

"Twenty four hours. Normally this is the part where I'd suggest taking out the twins, but I think we can get revenge without eliminating them and break Mickey's spirit at the same time." Josee smirked. "Remember what we found earlier?"

A flashback was shown of Josee and Jacques in the dark of the night. A clock on the wall read 6:30am.

Jacques yawned, "Why are we up this early in the morning? The next challenge doesn't start until noon."

"I know there's a tension brewing between the sisters. There's something Kitty wanted to say. I want to see if I can find out what it is."

With their black clothes camouflaging them, they blended into the wall like chameleons. Eventually, they found a room reading, Staff Only

She took out a small hairpin from her skirt pocket and began picking the lock.

"Really Josee, what are you hoping to find?" Jacques asked.

"Anything. Anything to tear them apart." She heard a click, the door was unlocked.

Josee opened the door, entering a room with several monitors overlooking footage feeds. One screen had paused footage from their adventures in India, showing the twins on top of the train. One had footage from the contestants' time in Mexico- showing the Surfers riding the burros. Yet another screen had footage from Australia at the cabbage farm- showing the Cadets realizing they had been tricked into chasing a false albino bunny.

But when her eyes looked at the center, she saw the footage from the bottom of the Borehole in Siberia. It was paused at the moment Mickey began to ascend from the hole. Josee hummed to herself, pressed a button and began to rewind the footage.

"Hmm?"

She pressed the play button, and soon she saw the footage of the kiss Kitty and Mickey shared, gasping in joy.

"Yes! Yes!" Josee whisper-shrieked. "We hit the jackpot! She's in love with one of those weak, cursed twins."

Soon Jacques smirked. "And Emma hates both of them."

The two smirked.

"All we need to do… is tell Emma the truth."

Josee worked the computer, printing out an image of Mickey and Kitty kissing. She soon found an envelope, put the picture inside, and sealed it with a piece of tape.

"Time to tear the Sisters apart!"

The flashback soon came to an end as Josee held the envelope.

"We may have to amend our plans, but it will be worth it. The Sisters are going down, Mickey's spirit will be crushed and the Goths will be taken out. Sooner or later, they'll all fall."

The Goths were shown looking at some magazines with coffin-shaped beds.

"What do you think of this one?" Crimson asked.

It showed a very wide coffin bed, big enough for two people.

"I like it," Ennui remarked. "Looks cozy."

Soon the plane was soon landing as Don narrated, "Our teams have arrived in Buenos Aires and the Twins take an early lead."

The Adversity Twins were shown at the Don Box, with Mickey getting the tip.

"What's the challenge?"

Mickey's smile soon faded as he read the tip. "It's all in- 'Tango Takedown?' Uh oh…"

A montage began as Don explained the challenge, showing a dance studio, the tango instructor and his dance partner/co-instructor successfully doing the dance, with the man even having a rose held in his teeth for extra effect.

"For this all-in challenge, teams must head to the National Academy of Tango, to perform this passionate Argentinian dance. One misstep means starting over. But get a thumbs up from these tango instructors, whose names I never learned, and it's another ride to…"

The camera showed a neat, upscale dining room with white walls with pink floral patterns and white tablecloths.

"This teahouse, where'll find the Don Box with their next tip."

The montage ended as Don looked at the tip box of himself, showing off colorful Argentinian clothing.

"Normally, I hate the outfits, but this one, I actually like it."

In their taxi, the Ice Dancers smirked.

"A tango challenge?" Josee asked. "Ha!"

"We are ice dancers." Jacques remarked.

"If you take the ice away from that, what do you have?"

"Dancers." Jacques answered without hesitation.

Josee grinned at the camera. "Why not just hand us the million now?"

Another taxi was shown speeding down the road.

"I'm worried about this challenge," Mickey said. "Remember the last school dance? When I stepped on Miranda's feet?"

"Yeah, I remember. It was also the dance where I got a bowl of punch poured on my head. But today will be different." Jay reassured him.

Soon taxis arrived at the Tango Academy. The Twins piled in, followed by the Ice Dancers, the Goths and the Sisters, all watching the instructor and his partner.

After they performed the dance flawlessly, they stood up and raised an eyebrow as if to say, Who will dance first?

The Twins were immediately shown at the helm.

"Just follow my lead," Jay instructed.

"Okay."

Jay began to count as Mickey nervously took a step or two back, "One, and two, and…"

Mickey stepped a bit too far back and soon lost balance, falling forwards onto the ground.

"Oof!"

They got a thumbs down from the instructor.

Soon the Ice Dancers began their dance, Josee practically leaping to Jacques. Not a step out of place, they moved in perfect sync. They didn't even speak, letting their feet (and hands as they clapped) do all the talking.

Josee extended her hand to Jacques, who proceeded to twirl her and gracefully dipped her down. As her ponytail touched the floor, Jacques smirked.

The dance instructors were impressed and both gave them a thumbs up, much to the dismay of their competitors.

"Good luck catching up!" Josee remarked as she and Jacques left.

Interview: The Adversity Twins

Mickey frowned. "Well this stinks. For us."

Jay sighed. "Somehow I'm not surprised. They are dancers after all."

"Why can't we have a challenge involving chess? I'm really good at that!"

New Interview; Sisters

"Kitty and I will be fine." Emma began. "We used to dance together all the time."

"When we were kids and help Emma get ready for prom, which worked out because when none of the boys showed up we went together."

Emma felt shocked and betrayed. "Kitty!"

And the younger one realized her mistake all but too late. "Oops!"

End Interviews

With Kitty taking the lead, the Sisters began their dance.

"Here we go!" Emma remarked.

Emma took a step or two back as Kitty advanced, "One, two, three…"

Only for Kitty to accidentally step on her sister's foot.

They got a thumbs down from the instructor.

Soon they were followed by the Goths, with Ennui taking the lead as Crimson stepped back. Loki was shown resting in the arms of the female tango instructor, who did not look happy to be watching over him.

As Ennui stepped forward, he accidentally stepped on his girlfriend's foot.

"Ow." Crimson complained flatly.

"Darn." Ennui flatly remarked.

They got the thumbs down from the lead instructor.

Soon the twins were shown again, with Mickey falling onto his back this time, not noticing an improperly hammered down nail sticking out.

The Twins got disapproval.

The Sisters tried the dance again, only for Kitty to crash on top of Emma.

The Goths were shown attempting the dance, giving a slow clap before Ennui spun his partner and then dipped her down.

As her hair rested inches from the floor, Ennui leaned in closer, but when it seemed like he was about to smash into her head, he moved gracefully and softly kissed her.

Much to the surprise of everyone in the room.

A confused instructor still gave them the thumbs up.

The two smiled as the kiss ended. "That was… wow."

Crimson chuckled before remembering, "Come now, we still have a race to win."

At this, Ennui straightened himself and Crimson back upward. "Of course."

Ennui got the tip from the instructor and Loki jumped back into Crimson's arms as the Goths left, much to the disappointment of the other teams.

Interview; Goths

"I'm sorry." Ennui apologized. "I got carried away."

"Don't be. That was amazing." Crimson told him.

End Interview

Jacques and Josee arrived at the teahouse, a large temple-like structure. They soon went inside and found the Don Box.

The latter took the tip.

"It's a Botch or Watch." Josee announced. "'Don't Spill the Tea.'"

A montage began as Don explained the challenge, holding a tea platter in his hand.

"Don't Spill the Tea. Seems easy enough. Maybe not for some. Whoever didn't play the Ring Toss in the Arctic must serve tea to one of the many guests.

He walked from the kitchen serve-up window through the restaurant, with some tables having a miniature flag post on top of them as well as a photo of each team. Black for the Ice Dancers, White for the Goths, Red for the Sisters and Blue for the Adversity Twins.

"They must take a platter with a full pot of tea and a few tea cups and take it to their table, indicated by the team color's flag without dropping or spilling anything on it.

A timer was shown on the wall nearby.

"But also they have to get to their table in ten seconds or less. If they're too slow, break anything on the tray or otherwise spill the tea on the way there, they have to try again.

Don barely managed to set the tray down without difficulty. "When they complete the challenge without spilling or breaking anything in the process, they'll be given their next tip."

As the montage ended, Josee smirked.

"What a fitting challenge. We will spill tea and not spill it." Josee declared, holding the envelope with the evidence. She turned to one of the servers. "Hello? May I speak with the owner of the establishment?"

The server nodded and disappeared. Soon a well dressed middle-aged man came up to her.

"Ah, hello sir. I have a small favor to ask. There's a friend of ours. Her name is Emma." Josee lifted her arm as she continued describing her. "She's about this tall, has dark hair and darker eyes." She handed him the envelope. "I have something for you to give to her when she arrives. Tell her it's 'For the most beautiful girl in the race' from Noah and she'll gladly open it up. And don't tell her that I gave you the envelope. Do you think you can do that?"

The owner nodded silently.

"Perfect! Thank you, sir!"

The owner walked off as Josee smirked at Jacques. "Now, then, time for you to win the challenge."

Jacques gulped.

"As trouble begins to brew, the remaining two teams at the Tango Academy are struggling to sync up." Don narrated.

The scene switched back to the Tango Academy.

The Twins tried to dance again, only for Jay to fall on top of his dance partner.

They got a thumbs down as the Sisters attempted the dance again. This time Emma had decided to take the lead.

"One, two, three, and dip."

Kitty's pigtails touched the floor as Emma held her in place, Kitty looking nervously at the instructor.

The two looked at the tango instructor.

He eventually smiled and gave them the thumbs up of approval.

At this, Emma let go, letting Kitty fall to the floor. "Yes!"

"Ow!"

Emma seemed to ignore her sister's pain as they took the tip.

As the twins tried the dance again, Jay accidentally spun Mickey into a vase of flowers.

"I'm sorry!"

"Oh…"