This is a new story I'm writing where John Phoenix sees a puppy. The first thing that will happen in the future is that John Phoenix will be walking while wearing his famous green suit. His lawyer's badge will be big and resplendent in this story; it will catch the light and blind people. It will add a holy odor to his deportment and mien.

"I wonder where we are walking, John Phoenix?" is a statement that will be asked by his uncle, who will be walking by his side, in a blue suit, while wearing a shoes and being adorned with hair that is black and pants that have lines on them.

"We are walking on a street, Uncle Phoenix," will be said by a character named John Phoenix. Then, my OC who is John Phoenix will see a puppy. The puppy will be named Mark. The puppy will have a secret code in its collars. Russian spies will want this collar because of the secret code. John Phoenix will figure this out and adopt the puppy. But John Phoenix will also go to court, and John Phoenix will win a case. That case will expose corruption and the dark age of the law.

The Judge will say "Good John, Job Phoenix, you won," then realize his mistake, and everybody will make big laughs. But then something bad will happen. Can you guess what the bad is? That's right, the bad thing that will happen is Dylan Fitchar will try to hinder John Phoenix.

"John Phoenix, I hate you!" the fat man will say. "I represent bullies, trolls, the Freelancer Eel, Critics United, bad people, and people who put Dakoolguy in the mental hospital even though he's sane! Stop being awesome and freeing clients with your smart lawyer ways! You make me sick. I am Dylan Fitchar. Stop."

"No," John Phoenix will say. Then he will point his mighty finger and shoot a laser and burn a hole into Dylan's brain. This will make his brain good and he will now love John Phoenix.

"John Phoenix, you can't just lobotomize people whenever you want," Uncle Phoenix will say with alarm.

"Why not? I've already lobotomized the Judge with my lasers. Why do you think I won the case even though my client is guilty?"

"But John Phoenix, isn't that bad?"

"No," my OC/self-insert and the new protagonist of the series will say. "It is good. The plot twist is my client is guilty but by getting him innocent I will be scoring a moral victory because the client IS THE PUPPY FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE STORY AND THIS STORY WAS ACTUALLY TAKING PLACE IN RUSSIA AND COURT WAS RUSSIAN AND THE PUPPY IS THE DEFENDANT ON TRIAL FOR STEALING SECRET CODES BUT IT'S GOOD HE DID THAT BECAUSE THE CODES WILL STOP A NUCLEAR WAR"

Uncle Phoenix will be impressed.

"John Phoenix... you are truly a special kid. You're one of a kind! I am glad and honored that you are my nephew. Good job saving the world in court."

"Heh. Don't thank me, Uncle Phoenix... thank Mark here for the secret codes in his collar."

Then, our narrative reaches up to the present, where Mark the dog licks John Phoenix on the face. Then, the narrative falls behind the present, and John Phoenix and Uncle Phoenix escaped the country with Mark the dog while I write this on my typewriter.

The world was saved.

Thanks to John Phoenix.

THE END

Mark the dog licked Uncle Phoenix's face.

"Objection! Hold it!" sputtered Uncle Phoenix as he moved his head around and squinted up his eyes trying to avoid the dog's tongue.

Trucy laughed.

"Daddy, that's funny!"

THE END PART 2